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    Default Porn Stars Love Video Games! 2009 Edition

    Porn Stars Love Video Games! 2009 Edition

    These are always funny...
    http://www.gamedaily.com/articles/ga...-2009-edition/

    Although, this one pisses me off a little.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kristin Price
    Do you find the Super Mario Bros. sexy?

    No, because one of them reminds me of Ron Jeremy, and he is so far from sexy.
    It's like ... get off your high horse princess ... both me and my DP avatar find your comments a little pissy

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    I 'd at that.

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    That was actually a surprisingly good read.

    Thanks for the link.

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    Porn and video games go together like Hugh Hefner and viagra.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE 1 2 P
    Why? Once you've seen one partially-exposed butthole you've seen them all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DigitalSpace View Post
    Ha!, I missed that one.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kristina Rose
    Who's the sexiest game character?

    Mario. He looks really sweaty.

    You love sweaty dudes in overalls? We're sure that'll make tons of gamers happy.

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    Love it!
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    Man, Joana Angel's a bitch, huh?

    And Kristina Rose seems to have pretty good taste. In games. (She'd fuck the King of all Cosmos. Gross.)

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    There's also Waluigi. I kind of dig him.
    waluigi fan club
    And don't bring up that stupid girlie Aladdin rip off! Shantea?

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    Quote Originally Posted by c0ldb33r View Post
    It's like ... get off your high horse princess ... both me and my DP avatar find your comments a little pissy
    Oh, I just always assumed that was you.

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    Seems like Allie Foster is the only one that is really that into video games. That'd definitely make her my pick out of the ones up there. Kristina Rose too, but more or less casual games, which honestly aren't that great and hardly use any skill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Graham Mitchell View Post
    Man, Joana Angel's a bitch, huh?

    And Kristina Rose seems to have pretty good taste. In games. (She'd fuck the King of all Cosmos. Gross.)
    Na, I'm friendly with Joanna and some of the other Burning Angels, she's cool. She was probably really busy. She knows a surprising amount about games...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RCM View Post
    Na, I'm friendly with Joanna and some of the other Burning Angels, she's cool. She was probably really busy. She knows a surprising amount about games...
    That's cool. I was a bit disappointed because she always seemed like a rather shrewd, intelligent person. I've seen some of her...work and a lot of those videos have a sense of humor and some character to them. I would hope that she had a good personality to back it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graham Mitchell View Post
    That's cool. I was a bit disappointed because she always seemed like a rather shrewd, intelligent person. I've seen some of her...work and a lot of those videos have a sense of humor and some character to them. I would hope that she had a good personality to back it.
    Yeah, she's shot some game-related videos that they've been sitting on for a year or so (no pun intended). I saw a rough cut and they're hilarious. Be sure to tune in!
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    Quote Originally Posted by c0ldb33r View Post
    It's like ... get off your high horse princess ... both me and my DP avatar find your comments a little pissy
    There are female "actresses" that actually have a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their contracts.

    Ron's one of those types of dudes either you love or hate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Koch View Post
    There are female "actresses" that actually have a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their contracts.

    Ron's one of those types of dudes either you love or hate.


    You learn something new every day.

    Now if only there was a way to work the phrase "a no ron jeremy clause" into regular conversation- it might catch on...

    No, probably not.

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    Of course, porn stars always get the best Scores

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil Koch View Post
    There are female "actresses" that actually have a "no Ron Jeremy" clause in their contracts.

    Ron's one of those types of dudes either you love or hate.
    I've heard crap like that too, but have never seen an actual contract with it. Ron's acool dude, but I haven't seen him since my Troma days when he did stand up at Studio 54...the crappy newer version, I'm in my 20s after all.
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    wow, cool, that makes me wanna play a round of X-Man straight away

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    Quote Originally Posted by tom View Post
    wow, cool, that makes me wanna play a round of X-Man straight away
    My version of that game plays nothing like that. It's also spelled differently too.
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