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    Default What non-sports game would make the worst movie?

    Inspired by this future atrocity...

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0365086/

    ...as well as House of the Dead, etc. Of all the non-sports games out there, what do you think would make for the worst movie license?

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    I dunno, "Irritating Stick" would probably make for a damned bad movie....

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    Tetris.

    Jude Law plays the long piece.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dangerboy
    Tetris.

    Jude Law plays the long piece.
    Hey. I may be compromising my sense of humor but Jude Law is one of the finest Tetris pieces of all time.

    The Catwoman video game would make a terrible movie. ....................

    Uh...Pong?


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    Rise of the Robots
    Shaq Fu...
    Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?
    Shenmue the Movie....Movie...(Yeah it would be horrible then the voice acting already is I'd say)
    Panzer Dragoon the Movie would be a flop...it could be done right...but I think some people forgot "Dungeons and Dragons" with Marlon Waynes..
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    "CHOPLIFTER the MOVIE" starring Dolph Lundren and Lou Diamond Phillips

    Yeah that would be REAL bad!!!

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    To many games that would make TERRIBLE movies.

    I was thinking Toilet Kids at first, just cause it was on my head, but then I thought about it and it would be kind of amusing. Would be funny.

    There are tons of NES games that would make miserable movies, along with EVERY 2600 game ever. Besides the SwordQuests.
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    How could you turn a sports game into a movie in the first place? Wouldn't it just be a sports based movie? That is unless they did some sort of movie based off the Mutant League series. Which now that I think about it could be pretty cool. I mean, remember the cartoon? Bones Justice was the man.
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    Thinking about a live action Mega Man movie just makes me cringe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarioAllStar2600
    There are tons of NES games that would make miserable movies, along with EVERY 2600 game ever. Besides the SwordQuests.
    Oh come on! We could have an "Adventure" movie where the little white dot saves the day...or maybe Custer's Revenge?!

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    Actually Boogerman would be better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghostangelofcky
    Actually Boogerman would be better.
    You know Boogerman was the first thing that came to my mind too, and then I thought about it for a minute and concluded that I probably WOULD pay admission for that movie.

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    On the other hand, I think Buzz Bombers for the INTV would make a great "one man show" - off Broadway, of course, I wouldn't want it to be too accessable...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghouls 'N Ghosts
    Panzer Dragoon the Movie would be a flop...it could be done right...but I think some people forgot "Dungeons and Dragons" with Marlon Waynes..
    It's been done, anime-style. And no, it was not pretty. Here we are...
    http://www.gamespot.com/features/vgs...animated6.html

    I think I'll go with Pang/Buster Bros.
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    Quote Originally Posted by testament89
    How could you turn a sports game into a movie in the first place? Wouldn't it just be a sports based movie? That is unless they did some sort of movie based off the Mutant League series. Which now that I think about it could be pretty cool. I mean, remember the cartoon? Bones Justice was the man.
    I said non-sports because sports games would make for the most obviious choice. Madden '98: The Movie, Winning Eleven the Movie, things like that...I figured that was just too easy. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghouls 'N Ghosts
    Shaq Fu...
    Are you kidding? I would pay money to see that. The other Shaq movies stunk because they weren't nearly as "out there," but having Shaq sucked into an alien world and beating up monsters? Sign me up. And have Kobe grow a mustache to look like Snidely Whiplash and play the villain.

    Anyway, games into bad movies...

    Yu-Gi-Oh seems like the obvious answer, but since that crap already exists on television, it doesn't make for a very creative answer.

    The Adventures of Lolo: The Movie
    Yoshi's Cookie: The Movie
    The Guy Game: The Movie
    Extreme Pinball: The Movie
    BioRhythm: The Movie

    And of course...

    Street Fighter: The Game: The Movie: The Game: The Movie

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