I LOVE ranking things.
I LOVE ranking things.
-"Are you talking out of turn?"
"No, I believe we are all talking together."
-"I normally don't do interviews with women unless i fornicate with them................(long pause)......................so you shouldn't talk anymore..........unless you wanna....you know..."
"I may like fornicating more than other people, it's just who I am. I sacrifice most of my life, can I at least get laid? You know what I mean? I been robbed most of my money, can I atleast get a blow job?"
Just a note, if you are going to start another one of these "top" threads, it's usually best if you actually post a list of your own rather than an empty starter thread.Originally Posted by williewonka2k1
Um, I think he is trying to be a troll.Originally Posted by InsaneDavid
Hey, how about we do a ranking thread on the top 25 trolls on DP? Now THAT'S something that I would like to see.
How about the top 10 most annoying polls?
I think I'll send in my list now!
Well, I'm thinking...
Man, there's gotta be something good...
"I am a cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce."
It's amazing how games can obtain porno status simply by changing the way we play them. Don't beleive me? Well playing Cards isn't very porno unless you spice it up a bit.
Strip Mario Bros
Strip Mario Party
Strip Soul Calibur
Now if I could find a woman that was good enough at Soul Calibur, that'd certainly be a turn-on, especially when you'r both half naked and getting all sweaty and .....*mind drifts off*
Nah, just kidding.
I did like the first Leisure Suit Larry. Of course I was too young at the time to figure out the who idea.
"If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made."
Now that's a list thread I'd like to contribute to!Originally Posted by Jibbajaba
Where you say "trolls", I say "wastes of sperm and egg". Let's do that ranking.Originally Posted by Jibbajaba
New England Classic Gaming - Violent fighting to come again!
Am I the only one that wants to get piss drunk and play the arcade game Boong-Ga Boong-Ga? Of all the games on the Top 10 Naughtiest Games of All Time list this seems like the only one playing. Alhough the thing that bothers me most is that I have actually/sadly played Custer's Revenge. Once, a very long time ago.Originally Posted by koster
Heck there were a bunch of these porno games on the old C-64. Most were homebrew and really bad. I remember one where it was a masturbation simulator and when the player climaxed, the penis shot out ascii characters. That was mildly funny.. once or twice. There was this one rythm game that started off as 1 man 1 woman and, worked its way up to 4 men and 1 woman. (dont ask) These games were all he same though. move he joystick left/right or up/down in a growing rythm untill you built up the meter. To be honest with you they just killed my hand. I jused the old atari 2600 controller on my C-64. It was the best controller at the time but, rather uncomfortable.
I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.
Here, knock yourselves out - Hentai Neko.
When I used to turn a small dollar reviewing such games my favorites were...
Season of the Sakura
Three Sisters' Story
Polygon Love 2 is my favorite porn game.
Speaking of polygon love, does DOAXVB with the "invisible swimsuit" hack count?Originally Posted by Chuplayer
I was just about to post Gal's Panic.Originally Posted by Damaramu
Now I'v got nothing to post
If you've ever witnessed two young ladies in short skirts playing Final Furlong, you'd agree that's very, very porno.
Also drunken ladies playing any DDR game can be veeery interesting.
My favorite Porn games:
- Gals Panic: Game for Arcade
- Divine Sealing: Unliscensed game for Mega Drive / Genesis
At the moment i played only this games cited in my reply.
I have a question about this topic:
The MOD Hot Coffe in GTA San Andreas can be indeed in this list about porn games?
Do hentai games count? Or are we looking for a list of simulated sex games?
Knights of Xentar - Hilarious spoof of an RPG.