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    Default 25 Best Porn Games

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    "I may like fornicating more than other people, it's just who I am. I sacrifice most of my life, can I at least get laid? You know what I mean? I been robbed most of my money, can I atleast get a blow job?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by williewonka2k1
    I LOVE ranking things.
    Just a note, if you are going to start another one of these "top" threads, it's usually best if you actually post a list of your own rather than an empty starter thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneDavid
    Quote Originally Posted by williewonka2k1
    I LOVE ranking things.
    Just a note, if you are going to start another one of these "top" threads, it's usually best if you actually post a list of your own rather than an empty starter thread.
    Um, I think he is trying to be a troll.

    Hey, how about we do a ranking thread on the top 25 trolls on DP? Now THAT'S something that I would like to see.

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    How about the top 10 most annoying polls?

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    I think I'll send in my list now!

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    Well, I'm thinking...

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    Man, there's gotta be something good...

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    It's amazing how games can obtain porno status simply by changing the way we play them. Don't beleive me? Well playing Cards isn't very porno unless you spice it up a bit.

    Hence:

    Strip Mario Bros
    Strip Mario Party
    or indeed,
    Strip Soul Calibur

    Now if I could find a woman that was good enough at Soul Calibur, that'd certainly be a turn-on, especially when you'r both half naked and getting all sweaty and .....*mind drifts off*

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    Custer's Revenge.

    Nah, just kidding.

    I did like the first Leisure Suit Larry. Of course I was too young at the time to figure out the who idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibbajaba
    Hey, how about we do a ranking thread on the top 25 trolls on DP? Now THAT'S something that I would like to see.
    Now that's a list thread I'd like to contribute to!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibbajaba
    Hey, how about we do a ranking thread on the top 25 trolls on DP? Now THAT'S something that I would like to see.
    Where you say "trolls", I say "wastes of sperm and egg". Let's do that ranking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by koster
    Am I the only one that wants to get piss drunk and play the arcade game Boong-Ga Boong-Ga? Of all the games on the Top 10 Naughtiest Games of All Time list this seems like the only one playing. Alhough the thing that bothers me most is that I have actually/sadly played Custer's Revenge. Once, a very long time ago.
    Heck there were a bunch of these porno games on the old C-64. Most were homebrew and really bad. I remember one where it was a masturbation simulator and when the player climaxed, the penis shot out ascii characters. That was mildly funny.. once or twice. There was this one rythm game that started off as 1 man 1 woman and, worked its way up to 4 men and 1 woman. (dont ask) These games were all he same though. move he joystick left/right or up/down in a growing rythm untill you built up the meter. To be honest with you they just killed my hand. I jused the old atari 2600 controller on my C-64. It was the best controller at the time but, rather uncomfortable.
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    Here, knock yourselves out - Hentai Neko.

    When I used to turn a small dollar reviewing such games my favorites were...

    MayClub
    Nocturnal Illusion
    Runaway City
    Season of the Sakura
    Three Sisters' Story
    True Love
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    Polygon Love 2 is my favorite porn game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedtech
    Quote Originally Posted by koster
    Am I the only one that wants to get piss drunk and play the arcade game Boong-Ga Boong-Ga? Of all the games on the Top 10 Naughtiest Games of All Time list this seems like the only one playing. Alhough the thing that bothers me most is that I have actually/sadly played Custer's Revenge. Once, a very long time ago.
    Heck there were a bunch of these porno games on the old C-64. Most were homebrew and really bad. I remember one where it was a masturbation simulator and when the player climaxed, the penis shot out ascii characters. That was mildly funny.. once or twice. There was this one rythm game that started off as 1 man 1 woman and, worked its way up to 4 men and 1 woman. (dont ask) These games were all he same though. move he joystick left/right or up/down in a growing rythm untill you built up the meter. To be honest with you they just killed my hand. I jused the old atari 2600 controller on my C-64. It was the best controller at the time but, rather uncomfortable.
    That first C64 porno game you mentioned is Stroker. It has an online (Flash) sequel of sorts called King Stroker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuplayer
    Polygon Love 2 is my favorite porn game.
    Speaking of polygon love, does DOAXVB with the "invisible swimsuit" hack count?

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    The Guy game.

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    Whaaaat?

    No Gal's Panic? (pop ups on this one!)

    No Battle Raper?

    Hmmm.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Damaramu
    Whaaaat?

    No Gal's Panic? (pop ups on this one!)

    No Battle Raper?

    Hmmm.....
    I was just about to post Gal's Panic.
    Now I'v got nothing to post

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    If you've ever witnessed two young ladies in short skirts playing Final Furlong, you'd agree that's very, very porno.

    Also drunken ladies playing any DDR game can be veeery interesting.

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    My favorite Porn games:
    - Gals Panic: Game for Arcade
    - Divine Sealing: Unliscensed game for Mega Drive / Genesis

    At the moment i played only this games cited in my reply.

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    I have a question about this topic:

    The MOD Hot Coffe in GTA San Andreas can be indeed in this list about porn games?

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    Do hentai games count? Or are we looking for a list of simulated sex games?

    Hentai:
    Knights of Xentar - Hilarious spoof of an RPG.

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