The japanese attempt to describe arcade games

[MankeyMan]

http://www.yk.rim.or.jp/~mcp/htme/maker.htm

This is engrish at its best. I have been laughing for the last 20 minutes.
My favourite so far is:

NAMCO
The old days were the maker that does not permit other following in Japan.
There is not the image at the present moment regretfully.
By all means and also I am thinking the maker that would like you to revive.

[Kid Fenris]

Iron Monkey has nothing on this site. Great stuff.

"It is the company which the idea that was able to have a hard time the kneading have put out the game of a/the characteristic."

And hey, I never knew that Cave was formed by old TOAPLAN staffers.

[Eternal Champion]

How's your Japanese? How about a translation in kanji?

[Kid Fenris]

Squid Pants.