Dahne: Well, I've gone all the way downtown to watch the ski jump publicity stunt (I love this city), I might as well look around downtown.
EBGames: *sings its siren song*
Dahne: Ooh, I need to get We Love Katamari soon.
Guy at the Counter: Since you don't have the controllers, we can only give you 5 bucks for it.
Shifty-looking Kid with a Cube: Oh. I guess I'll do it then.
Dahne: Dude, I'll give you $20.
Kid: Kay.
Guy at the Counter: *doesn't care*
Dahne: It works, right?
Kid: Yeah.
Dahne: *is so very, very gullible*
Cube: *is adorable*
Dahne: *Heads home, picking up a Wavebird and Eternal Darkness on the way*
Dahne: Why do I always like the games that have to do with insanity? Anyway, let's try this thing out.
Cube: *is hooked up*
Dahne: *hits the power button*
Cube: ...
Dahne: Come on...*checks the cords and hits power again*
Cube: ...
Dahne: Speak to me!
Cube: ...
Dahne: OH CRUEL FATE! WHY HAVE YOU...yeah, this is totally my own fault.
Curtain
No light, no spinning disc, nothing. The Cube, she is silent. Could it just be a problem with the power cord? Is there any way to fix this? Is this what happens when you try to mess with The ManTM? Am I destined to be Cubeless?