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RetroYoungen
04-28-2007, 06:26 PM
By Kevin "RetroYoungen" Schaller

I wasn't alive during the first generation of video games. And yet, here I am, thinking about my experiences with both the NES (which I was alive for) and the Atari 2600.

And believe it or not, I saw it as a church activity.

My parents have never been big church people, but while they were married they had a friend, who was a minister of... geez, SOME sect of Christianity. I think. But when they went while I was alive they didn't think I could get too much out of it. So instead of sitting through a boring, personal lecture about God's plan for everybody (specifically them, they WERE the only ones there after all) I was sent upstairs to be babysat by the ministers son... I never did catch his name. Though I should thank him.

When I was sent up there, he showed me what turned out to be a passion of mine throughout the next few decades: the NES. But more than that, he had a 2600 in there, too. Thinking back on it, it was the only thing in the room... kind of odd, and maybe it's just my recollection from being so young, but the walls were bare, and the window was open and barely covered by Venitian blinds (I would only know their name later on when the Activision Anthology came out for the GBA because of the demo. And yes, that's true). The systems and TV were set up in the closet, overflowing the thing with random games sticking out and the little television standing tall, above everything else.

Now that I think about it, it reminds me very much of a small shrine, almost a portal to a new world. And that's probably why I've always associated video games to religion. That, and being told "Kevin, go upstairs while mommy and daddy are talking about God."

I sat up there many times, the elder boy turning on and swapping around the games, and the little TV was glowing back from my eyes as I watched Mario jump over platforms, and Harry jump over pitfalls, and that little Excite Bike dude jump over other... little... Excite Bike dudes. I got the chance to wander around mazes and chase the Holy Grail and warp to other worlds on a whim, and all I could think about was how I was experiencing some form of God through the little people bouncing around on the screen.

I saw the world through sitting in that little room playing video games. Pain, sorrow, success and giddiness were all from controlling those little pixelated people. My parents were downstairs talking about God.

I was upstairs, and I feel like I actually was experiencing such an entity. I'd say I got the better of the experiences. :-)

rbudrick
04-30-2007, 05:57 PM
Well, good thing you didn't play E.T. or Pac Man or Deadly Towers, cuz then you'd think you're parents are Satanists and that God sucks and stuff.

I kid. Those three games are pretty darn good, in my book, though everyone else traditionally dislikes them. Perhaps my parents were Satanists.

-Rob

RetroYoungen
05-11-2007, 03:34 AM
Satanists might be playing Street Fighter 2010, or Milan's Secret Castle. It frightens me to think about it... lol

rbudrick
05-11-2007, 11:55 AM
Youngen, in all seriousness, I love those two games.

And I think people dislike them both for the same exact reasons.

SF 2010 I thought was shit when I rented it back when it came out. I had a really hard time getting past the first level, which was completely unnecesarily difficult. But I gave it a few minutes, since I spent the 2 bucks on the rental. But, once you get past that first couple of levels, it gets easier, way more fun, your charcter starts powering up, and you start whipping some ass. Once you get itno the game it totally rocks. It's actually a kickass game, that almost no one knows about. It mixes a lot of the best elements of some of the best NES action games of its time. I would highly encourage anyone to play up to , say, level 5 or so of this game (there's a shit ton of levels, as I remember it) You will see the game get gradually better and better, I PROMISE. The music gets pretty damn kickass too. Classic NES era Capcom stuff.

As for Milon...also difficult to get into, but very rewarding starting around the time you get to go down the well and thereafter. Just make sure you find the Hudson Bee in the first level so you can hold Left (then Start) to continue. Once you get past the second or third boss, the game gets really awesome! The game actually has a pretty great soundtrack too.

I'll be the first to admit these two games start off slowly, but I swear to God they are both kickass games if you put a little time into them.

Ok, back on topic...

Magmax is a game from Satan. I encourage anyone to find a worse game than this for the NES. I would bet $100 that if you brought this game into a church it would burn it down.

-Rob

RetroYoungen
05-11-2007, 11:03 PM
Wow... like you put, I did dislike both of those games (I couldn't even bring myself to keep playing either one for more than twenty minutes, and I thought I was stretching it to play THAT long), but I also thought I'd be picking a couple of games that were universally disliked, if not lothed. LOL

Magmax... yes. Yes it is. XD

rbudrick
05-13-2007, 10:01 PM
Next time you are on a desert island with electricity, an NES and ONLY those two games, you will be forced to see how awesome they are, lolz.

-Rob