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Flack
05-08-2007, 06:13 PM
I would never be the videogaming, computer-loving nerd I am today if it hadn’t been for my father. My dad was the original technogeek of my world. Almost without fail our family was the first within our neighborhood and circle of friends to adopt the newest electronic gadgets; we owned a home computer (a TRS-80), a VCR (complete with a black and white video camera), and multiple videogame consoles (including the Odyssey II, the Atari 2600, and a dedicated Pong system) long before most people had even heard of such wonders.

My dad used to get downright giddy whenever a new technological toy was about to hit the market, and hype had been building around the home release of Space Invaders for over a month. For the first time ever, we, as owners of an Atari 2600, would be able to play the arcade version of Space Invaders in our very own living room!

In one of the only times I ever remember this occurring, my dad agreed to let me stay home from school the day Space Invaders for the Atari was released. In retrospect, I’m sure my mom had no idea the two of us had worked out this deal. After mom went to work, dad and I went to Toys R’ Us to pick up a copy of Space Invaders. Luckily, there were still a few copies left by the time we arrived.

The ride home seemed infinitely long. I studied the box’s cover artwork intently, soaking in every detail. The UFOs, the mountains … the excitement built until I could hardly stand it! I ripped open the box and held the cartridge in my hand, ready to slam into our Atari the minute I entered our house. The second my dad put his truck into park I flung the door open and ran inside, ready to defend the Earth from a bunch of stinkin’ Space Invaders!

But wait a minute – this didn’t look like the Space Invaders I knew! Why were the aliens on the side, aligned in a triangle formation? And why were they dots? And why did my ship look like a guy? And why did the scoring system look a lot like … hey wait a second, this was BOWLING, not SPACE INVADERS!

I pulled the game back out of the system. The label READ Space Invaders, but it was clearly bowling. As my dad entered the living room he saw my lower lip begin to quiver. Dad spent the next half hour calling various toy stores, but everyone was sold out, with no new shipments expected for an entire week. While every other Atari 2600 owner spent the next week saving the galaxy from hordes of evil invaders, I got stuck with a gutterball.

stonic
05-09-2007, 07:37 PM
Now THAT sucks! But I 'pose it was to be expected back then, since most of the people on Atari's assembly line were hashheads :)

Flack
05-09-2007, 09:04 PM
I never really understood how that happened. If they were made via assembly line, how could the wrong chip get inserted? And if someone stole the SI chip, why would they bother to replace it with another game?

stonic
05-09-2007, 09:33 PM
At a quick glance, all the early games looked the same on the inside (esp. with the RF shield on over the chip):

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/video-game-atari2.jpg

Dire 51
05-09-2007, 10:06 PM
Oh man. I'd have been crushed if that had happened to me at that age.

8-bitNesMan
05-09-2007, 10:37 PM
Was the bowling any good?

rbudrick
05-10-2007, 02:19 PM
You got the OMG R4re version of Space Invaders. R10 for sure.

Sooo, did you return it?

-Rob

Pantechnicon
05-10-2007, 05:27 PM
I had a similar mishap after I got my first Playstation. My wife bought me a used copy of Namco Museum Volume I. I popped it in the player and found myself playing up Rugrats: Search For Reptar :?. The label on the disc plainly said Namco Museum. I can kind of see this happening with two carts both published by Atari, but in my case these games weren't even the same publisher. Weird.

2600 Bowling is a very good game, btw.

k8track
05-10-2007, 07:19 PM
Man, you got gypped; that would have been harsh at that age. You could have used a big hug. As a matter of fact, I'll get in my time machine right now and find you as a kid and give you one. Remember that creepy guy with the beard who jumped out from behind a bush and hugged you? That was me. Sorry for the years of trauma.

wallydawg
05-10-2007, 08:58 PM
Haha that would suck. At least you could have lucked out with the wrong game, like that one kid who got porn instead of Madden.

rbudrick
05-11-2007, 11:44 AM
Man, you got gypped; that would have been harsh at that age. You could have used a big hug. As a matter of fact, I'll get in my time machine right now and find you as a kid and give you one. Remember that creepy guy with the beard who jumped out from behind a bush and hugged you? That was me. Sorry for the years of trauma.

HAHAHA!! :D :D Post of the fucking month! Awesome.

-Rob