R.O.B. in Box

[dangevin]

"R.O.B. in Box"

I would like that 'Bot that rocks,
I would like a ROB in Box!

I would like him by a plane.
I would like him by a train.
I would like him on a ship.
I would like him sent with zip.
I would like him here or there.
I would like him anywhere.

If I don't find him, I exclaim:
Would I, could I, play his games?

I could not play my Stack-up right.
I could not play with Gyromite.
And if they'd made another game,
I could not play that either. Lame!
I could not play with tops or blocks.
Not without my ROB in Box.

I searched for him high and low.
I searched for him fast and slow.
I searched for him up for bids.
I searched for him asking kids.
I searched for him here and there.
I searched for him everywhere.

I found many socks and clocks.
I could not find that ROB in Box!

Do I need that cardboard box?
Do I need that 'Bot Fort Knox?
Do I need it for a game?
Do I need it, if it came?
Do I need it CIB?
Do I, do I, you tell me!

I did buy ROB, that 'Bot that rocks.
I did not buy that ROB in Box.
I did not buy that 'Bot alone,
Despite the lack of styrofoam.
I bought a 'Bot with tops and blocks
And with Stack-Up, complete in box.

-Dan, I am.

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[Chaz From Phantasy Star 2]

That's so cool! But what does R.O.B. stand for?

[sniperCCJVQ]

That's so cool! But what does R.O.B. stand for?

Robotic Operating Buddy

[77punk]

ROB rox, I love all robots. Nice poem

[Crutch]

Great poem. I get a lot of enjoyment out of this LORE section. Keep it up.

[CastNoShadow]

Your poem brings joy to my heart.

[irata]

Someone needs to throw a shout out to Dr. Seuss!

Nice combo of Fox in Socks and Green Eggs & Ham. Me likey.