DP Industries: Pink Slips Round 1

[Achika]

To Whom It May Concern:

Effective immediatly, the following pink slips will be handed out:

Iron Monkey
COW

And because I have no remorse, I shall relay their reasons for all to see.

Iron Monkey is being relieved as DP Industries has decided to shut down the Asian sect of DP World Domination Industries. The reason comes as not much of a suprise, as most of the region has been producing "bootleggers" of our fine product. Please turn in your name badge and all DP Industries Property, which includes, but is not limited to: Ninja Stars, Ninja PJs, Ninja Mask, etc. etc.

COW is to be put out of pasture because "they" have not met any of the objectives for which they were hired.

Thank You,

Ms. Achika

DP Industries: Where World Domination is not to be confused with World Dominatrex.

[Sothy]

Please be advised the "pink" slips are not actually pink per se but more of a blood red color. They still mean you are fired and perhaps have had a price put on your head but do not take the color literally.

update:

It turns out they are actually "pink"

The first several dozen "pink" slips came out blood red because of an unfortunate accidental death when a migrant worker may or may not have been forcibly shoved into the pink slip printer by a Sothy Squad member "allegedly".

So Basically you are fired if you received a "pink" slip or a "bloody" slip and possibly you are fired if random severed migrant body parts were left in your mail slot smeared with illegible printing. It may also simply be the New 401K program since those are printed on human flesh.

All DP Employees wishing to enroll in the 401K proram please report to the Chamber of unspeakable Horrors in the legal department for further information and clarification.

[COW]

MOO

:(

[Molybdenum Marmoset]

You are the weakest cow. Goodbye.

[Dahne]

possibly you are fired if random severed migrant body parts were left in your mail slot smeared with illegible printing.

See, this is why I make other people get the mail for me.

[Achika]

You are the weakest cow. Goodbye.

Dear Mr. Marmoset,

You are in the next round, please do not make yourself too comfortable.

Ms. Achika

[maxlords]

Can you fire Vin Diesel from the gaming industry while you're at it? PLEEEEEEEAASE???

[punkoffgirl]

Can you fire Vin Diesel from the gaming industry while you're at it? PLEEEEEEEAASE???

No need for him to be fired. I'm sure I can find room for him in my office. However, I'll need some new locks installed on the door first. And maybe some soundproofing put in. Ahem.

Wouldn't I like to be in THESE arms..

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But I think these arms will do just fine in the meantime ;)

http://www.digitpress.com/images/ezphotos/punkoffdigital.jpg