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NEScollector1982
07-08-2007, 05:08 PM
Tuesday, February 14th, 2003.


I was sixteen and a sophomore in HS on valentine's day, so giving your valentine's day gifts at school was the popular thing to do so all the popular girls could "show up" each other. Step back to the previous Saturday, February 11th. I had no idea what to get Michelle (my girlfriend), but I knew i had to pick something quick and it had to seem "meaningful". I saw that Helzberg Diamonds was having a sale on cheap necklaces, they had a variety of them with different birthstones. I found one with her birthstone, sapphire (September) and i had it wrapped up in a red box with a heart outline. I plopped down $45 for this magnificent piece of jewelry (which was alot to me at the time since money was hard to come by, being unemployed just recently licensed and all).

I came to school that morning anxious of what I was going to get in return. I sat down for first period english, not paying attention to what the teacher was saying about Beowulf, or MacBeth. Soon, it was time for breakfast. My school served pretty good biscuits, but I didn't have any money because I just spent it on the necklace. I stole one and stuffed it into my backpack.

Unbeknownst to me, the assistant principal was watching and he grabbed me by my arm and strolled me down to his office. He called my mom. I was so embarrassed. He dug through my backpack with the School Resource Officer and found the necklace in the box. He questioned it and felt the compassion to not suspend me that day after hearing the story of the money i spent on it, but I was not complete spared: I would have to serve a 3 day suspension finishing out of the rest of the school week, starting tomorrow.

I missed my first opportunity to meet Michelle in the lunchroom for breakfast; I'm sure she was upset. I proceeded to second period Music, which consisted of the old music teacher Mr. Deleany showing us how to read a sheet of music, and he also threw on a musical "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" for the final 20 minutes of class. Lunch was coming soon, my final chance to see her and exchange gifts before the school day was up.

I sluggishly trotted toward 3rd period history with the crazy Mr. Pickle and his exuberant personality. I watched the clock, waiting for lunch to start. We had the last luncheon period of the day, so we had the 90 minutes of class, and then we went to lunch and went on to the fourth period.

I rushed as fast as I could out of the class room when it was our designated period for lunch. I waited patiently for Michelle in our normal table, the 3rd one to the right as you entered the back entrance to the cafeteria. I saw her enter with her fresh young peppy clique of friends. She departed to meet me, and I saw a smile across her face. I nervously smiled back. She slowly walked back, and I saw a couple of guys over at the "nerd" table check her out, but It didn't matter to me, because she was my gal. This was our first valentine's day together, so it was something special.

She sat next to me, propped her lunch bag on the table, and laid her backpack down under it. I asked her if she's ready to exchange gifts, she excitingly nodded and opened up her backpack and pulled out a red box with a little sticker on it, "From Michelle, to Jeremy". I was excited and i reached my hand deep down inside, and it was a brand new copy of Halo. I already bought Halo when it came out, but I put on a fake smile and acted excited. It was my turn now to give her the wonderful gift that I knew she would go crazy about and all her preppy friends would envy her for. I reached under the table for my backpack to get her gift, but after several seconds of blindly grabbing, I realized I had left it in the class room! I apologized profusely and ran up back to the class room to get the backpack, but the door was locked! a note on the class door read, "Lunch, be back 2/15/03". I was in shock and awe. I wouldn't be able to get her give her the gift. I frantically ran down to the school security officer and told him of the mishap, and had him open the door. I grabbed the backpack, but as soon as I left the classroom, the lunch bell had rang, and I had to be on to fourth period psychology.

We had a substitute for Mrs. Myers, so the sub just stuck in a video and cruised throughout the day. I grabbed my stuff and got out of the class as soon as possible when it was over, and went looking for Michelle. She was nowhere to be found, and I had to catch the bus. I knew she would be upset about never returning to lunch, and never giving her the gift after I had already received mine, not to mention the ridicule she must have received from her friends.

As soon as I made it home, I called her and begged for her to understand that the door on the classroom had been locked and I wasn't able to get into it, but I would give it to her tonight. I told her I would shower and be right over to give it to her. I watched a little TV, showered, and came over. It was nearly 7 by time I made it over to her house. I grabbed her gift from the car, and knocked on the door with a smile on my face. Her mom answered and told me she was up in her room. I went up and saw her, she was sitting on her bed in her cheerleading shorts with her white socks on doing some algebra homework.

I sat down on the edge of the bed and I baited her with the gift, and told her I wouldn't let her down again. She really wanted the gift, and I kept teasing her with it. After lots of teasing, she finally grabbed it and whipped it out of it's container. She tugged hard at it until it came undone, and it flew and hit her on the chin, and dribbled down onto her chest and into her lap. It penetrated the area between her thighs and she still kept dragging on it. When she finally was able to get a hard firm grasp on it, It wasn't actually a sapphire necklace as the salesman had described, it was a pearl necklace.

bangtango
07-08-2007, 05:27 PM
Ha ha ha ha.

round the fall of 99 i lost mine and i was wearing a tshirt of the 80s hair band slaughter that night

Terminusvitae
07-08-2007, 06:08 PM
That is an...interesting...story.

Apollo
07-08-2007, 06:50 PM
So when did you "lose your virginity" to her? This thread was false advertisement!

Edit: This isn't even gaming related!

FantasiaWHT
07-08-2007, 06:53 PM
For the love of God, somebody teach this man how to use the enter key.

smokehouse
07-08-2007, 07:05 PM
?






That's all I have to say...

Terminusvitae
07-08-2007, 07:12 PM
It appears the entire story about the birthstone necklace and the difficulties in giving it to her was just a MacGuffin.

*cough* "Pearl Necklace." *cough*

8-bitNesMan
07-08-2007, 07:55 PM
So what did you do with the extra Halo?

Apollo
07-08-2007, 07:58 PM
Did you calm the beef min? Please tell me you calmed the beef min!!!

Zork
07-08-2007, 08:17 PM
This story is disgusting...

RJ
07-08-2007, 09:13 PM
Paragraphs...for the love of God, PARAGRAPHS!!!

NEScollector1982
07-08-2007, 09:44 PM
there, I fixed it with paragraphs! and yes, this is about gaming! Halo!!!

DreamTR
07-08-2007, 09:57 PM
I lost my virginity when I was 15 in a Michelin tire near The Everglades to a girl who was practically stalking me the summer before my Junior year. Now there's a hell of a story leading up to it, but it would take too long to type.

Also, this makes me feel old. HALO in High School as a gift? The Super Nintendo was not even OUT yet when I lost mine, yikes. Then again, I am sure the freaking 2600 wasn't out yet when others lost theirs ; )

XYXZYZ
07-08-2007, 09:59 PM
Was that a bunch of crap to set up the pearl necklace punchline at the end?

Cambot
07-08-2007, 10:06 PM
The Super Nintendo was not even OUT yet when I lost mine, yikes. Then again, I am sure the freaking 2600 wasn't out yet when others lost theirs ; )

I'm sure of this, also. Seeing as how the 2600 was invented by humans who were once fetuses themselves.

DreamTR
07-08-2007, 11:08 PM
Cambot, uh yeah, that's why I had a smiley face at the end of my posting. Kind of a useless post not realizing my sarcasm, ya?

RetroYoungen
07-08-2007, 11:18 PM
So what did you do with the extra Halo?

In a thread like this, you've absolutely made my day. LOLLOLLOL

Gapporin
07-08-2007, 11:30 PM
Man, all this story was missing was the lyrics to the "Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air" theme song at the end.

bangtango
07-09-2007, 12:06 AM
Nice try, but there isn't a thread in the Lore section that can hang with the story of "how i got my cube."

http://www.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?t=102309

round
the
xmas
of
03
...............

8-bitNesMan
07-09-2007, 12:37 AM
Nice try, but there isn't a thread in the Lore section that can hang with the story of "how i got my cube."

http://www.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?t=102309

round
the
xmas
of
03
...............

QFT! That one's a true gut buster :D

Poofta!
07-09-2007, 01:31 AM
haha. that was great. she definately calmed his beef min.

k8track
07-09-2007, 09:20 AM
Now I feel compelled to post an articulate and insightful video game-related reminiscence in a remedial high school sex forum in order to balance out the universe.

rbudrick
07-10-2007, 02:00 PM
Oh yeah...this one's gonna make it in the book.

-Rob

hbkprm
07-10-2007, 03:23 PM
i was 13 when i lost mine

Colombian Milk & Cookies
07-10-2007, 03:41 PM
great story TS. I would have given her a copy of girls gone wild but i'm just a big old romantic like that.

8-bitNesMan
07-10-2007, 03:47 PM
i was 13 when i lost mine

So you were 13 huh? 'Round what year was that?

Lemmy Kilmister
07-10-2007, 04:04 PM
So you were 13 huh? 'Round what year was that?

Who the hell knows. I'll bet you one thing though, it was probably 'round the Gamestop where he bought his fabled Cube.

8-bitNesMan
07-10-2007, 04:33 PM
Who the hell knows. I'll bet you one thing though, it was probably 'round the Gamestop where he bought his fabled Cube.

Every time I think about old hbkprm, I think about that song "You Spin Me Round" that was in the Wedding Singer. :)

"You spin me right round baby, right round,
Like a record baby, right round, round, round,
You spin me right round baby, right round,
Like a record baby, right round, round, round..."

bangtango
07-10-2007, 08:59 PM
So you were 13 huh? 'Round what year was that?

round six years ago cording to his myspace and i bet round xmas or the following easter.

Chuplayer
07-13-2007, 09:34 AM
After lots of teasing, she finally grabbed it and whipped it out of it's container. She tugged hard at it until it came undone, and it flew and hit her on the chin, and dribbled down onto her chest and into her lap. It penetrated the area between her thighs and she still kept dragging on it.

I honestly thought it was Dick In a Box at that point.

hbkprm
07-13-2007, 11:46 AM
yall funny
it was march of 01

bangtango
07-13-2007, 12:37 PM
yall funny
it was march of 01

I guessed right. I said six years ago. Saw your MySpace page, who's the guy in the picture with you?

FVJVMVP
07-15-2007, 11:59 PM
That's quite a tale o_o

If that's the kind of crap I'll have to deal with in my next few years of highschool, I might as well be home-schooled. Still, I guess my aloof demeanor and UAF face will keep that $#@% away for at least another year.

hbkprm
07-16-2007, 10:42 AM
my best friend im on the left

suppafly
07-17-2007, 09:23 AM
I dont like making negative comments...but this story is pretty dull

Nostalgicblight
07-17-2007, 03:40 PM
That was actually a rather sad story until the end. I know how you feel, man. I spent maybe $20 on my girlfriend this last Valentine's day, and she spent somewhere in the hundreds on me. I tried rather hard to think of something to give her, and ultimately asked nearly every female in my family and all of my female friends what to do. I wound up lighting the candles that I bought her, all around my room, and filling a goblet with sparkling strawberry juice. (Oh, the shame of having to resort to non-alcoholic beverages.) Somehow it led to her tears of joy. I don't understand the computations of the female mind, and futher I believe Valentine's Day just isn't ment for men, unless video games are involved, of course. Otherwise, most of us are left in the dark.

A rather stupid question, though: did the pearl necklace imply the loss of your purity, or was the title just metaphorical?

8-bitNesMan
07-17-2007, 06:22 PM
A rather stupid question, though: did the pearl necklace imply the loss of your purity, or was the title just metaphorical?

A rather smart ass answer: The whole thing was a J-O-K-E...

Captain Qb
07-18-2007, 10:32 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.

Rev. Link
07-20-2007, 08:29 PM
I can't believe I read that whole thing only for it to turn out to be some retarded joke. Crap like that is why I can't stand the GameFAQs forum.

I guess that's what you have to expect from someone who was in high school when Halo came out, though.

RCoehrs420@hotmail.com
07-26-2007, 07:46 PM
I love the story, It's a real piece of life with gaming as a weird fallback..but I gotta know..do you pop wood everytime you Frag?

hbkprm
08-03-2007, 01:01 PM
the girl was "behind" on the moment

Dayan X
08-04-2007, 12:45 PM
I was in art school at the time and it was my first internet relationship. I flew out to see her.

PROS: I was laid less than an hour of landing landing in California

CONS: She was married without telling me I was a side order.

The sex was great but not worth being chased all over San Diego for.

hbkprm
08-04-2007, 12:55 PM
you had it better than me

Cloud121
08-05-2007, 02:03 PM
Deleted.

Dayan X
08-05-2007, 09:20 PM
well you can at least say to yourself that she was one crazy bitch anyway. Also like me you can feel better if you think of it as she chose YOU to play with on the side. Not every guy can claim that mantle of studliness :ass:

Cloud121
08-05-2007, 10:33 PM
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boatofcar
08-06-2007, 08:47 PM
Heh.. I guess you're right. To add even more to that claim, towards the end of the affair (Most of March), she was having sex with me almost exclusively.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/16/fondue_graduate_wideweb__430x396.jpg

Should be required viewing.

hbkprm
08-07-2007, 11:44 AM
what i meant to say is i hit it from the back

8-bitNesMan
08-07-2007, 12:41 PM
what i meant to say is i hit it from the back

Thanks for clarifying :roll:

Lemmy Kilmister
08-07-2007, 09:35 PM
what i meant to say is i hit it from the back

OH SHIT, PLAYA!

bangtango
08-08-2007, 01:12 AM
wow every handheld can go butt rape themselves , i just need to get that i need super columns and others

Atari Lynx and Neo Geo Pocket (the black-and-white version) both lost their virginity to each other by heeding this man's advice, as posted in the Coleco/Sega handheld thread.

http://www.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1090591#post1090591

aaron7
09-18-2007, 12:45 PM
I don't get the ending. Yes I know what a pearl necklace is... but I'm not sure what meaning you were going for in the whole last paragraph lol

otoko
09-18-2007, 04:48 PM
just sex joke... dissappointing

otaku
09-18-2007, 05:05 PM
I lost mine...just this year actually at 19 (bit late I know) damn good way to lose it though I think long story short I invited a couple girls over to play with my wii ended up with both of them in the bed for about 2 hours if there is one thing that could get me to swear off games it'd be them. Jessyca and Amanda (thankfully they like games!)

Finally found out what tongue piercings were for hehe. Problem is I can't stop thinking about doing it again and I am totally hung up on the one girl, amanda.

PentiumMMX
09-18-2007, 11:44 PM
round the xmas of 03, i wanted to lose virginity but didn't lose it untill a relitive passed away round the following easterthat when i lost the virginity.


Hehehehehe...

Cloud121
09-19-2007, 09:05 AM
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otaku
09-19-2007, 10:12 PM
not ashamed just a bit embarassed though I probably shouldn't be. Your good friends with him and he knows? Or...

shaggy
09-25-2007, 02:13 PM
Gay!!

Barbarianoutkast85
09-29-2007, 09:27 PM
I get it now, you didnt really give her a pearl necklace, you pounded her beef curtains. Te he he he well done lad.