View Full Version : Mario's got himself a new woman...
diskoboy
07-19-2007, 01:11 PM
Meet Princess Rosetta!! Marios new squeeze! :)
http://img43.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-5367/loc726/66368_Super_Mario_Galaxy_F972b_122_726lo.jpg
http://www.joystiq.com/2007/07/19/new-princess-spotted-in-super-mario-galaxy-rosetta/
Needless to say, Peach won't be very happy about this. This is sure to result in millions of Dating/VS Sims, which I'm sure are already in production.
djbeatmongrel
07-19-2007, 02:47 PM
i'd hit it
dcescott
07-19-2007, 03:20 PM
Not bad, why the switch huh? Where's that 1UP animated gif file of mario givin it to peach....
Push Upstairs
07-19-2007, 03:31 PM
Needless to say, Peach won't be very happy about this. This is sure to result in millions of Dating/VS Sims, which I'm sure are already in production.
Super Mario Galaxy 2: Princess Catfight
mailman187666
07-19-2007, 03:38 PM
so mario has basically only banged 4 different chicks since we've all known him. Thats not bad considering chicks don't usually go for the fat plumber type. But I say good for him, but I think Mario should pass off his old bitches to Luigi, he never gets the play.
wufners
07-19-2007, 03:47 PM
She looks like Peach with a better haircut and nicer clothe.
Perhaps a Sheik style twist, a case of amnesia, or a twin sister is involved.
diskoboy
07-19-2007, 04:37 PM
One thing that baffles me: How does mario keep getting with royalty?
He's a plumber, for christ's sake. And far from the best looking one, at that...
Jimmy Yakapucci
07-19-2007, 04:40 PM
One thing that baffles me: How does mario keep getting with royalty?
He's a plumber, for christ's sake. And far from the best looking one, at that...
Well, let's see...who is famous that looks kind of like Mario...Ron Jeremy
How does he keep getting involved the women he does? Coincidence??
JY
RetroYoungen
07-19-2007, 06:00 PM
Is it just me, or does the hair make her look more than just a little emo?
heybtbm
07-19-2007, 06:04 PM
One thing that baffles me: How does mario keep getting with royalty?
He's a plumber, for christ's sake. And far from the best looking one, at that...
Do you know how much money plumbers make?
7th lutz
07-19-2007, 08:05 PM
One thing that baffles me: How does mario keep getting with royalty?
He's a plumber, for christ's sake. And far from the best looking one, at that...
First off it is possible that the women in royality like men who look like Ron Jermey.
The 2nd thing is women dig men who can fix things.
What is so bad about a plumber? Plumbers make a lot of money. Plumbers are considered the highest paid tradesman occupation there is in the United States. That is saying something because there are some tradesman occupations make great money also. Look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tradesperson to see the list of jobs for a tradesman. Plumbers, Electricians, and Carpenters make very good money and having Plumbers making more money then those 2 is saying something.
Super Mario Galaxy 2: Princess Catfight
Or a DOA type fighter based on the Women of Nintendo. Think about it, we may finally see Mother Brain in a bikini!
Push Upstairs
07-19-2007, 11:55 PM
I've heard Mother Brain has quite the figure.
Is it just me, or does the hair make her look more than just a little emo?
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
You have a point.
Sanriostar
07-20-2007, 12:34 AM
I wonder what Alice Cooper has to say about this....:yipes:
Nirvana
07-20-2007, 01:59 AM
Haha. Emo Peach.
Oobgarm
07-20-2007, 07:21 AM
She looks like Peach with a better haircut and nicer clothe.
Perhaps a Sheik style twist, a case of amnesia, or a twin sister is involved.
My thoughts exactly.
Maybe it's a nom de plume for Peach while she goes through her emo phase, using it when posting songs or poetry to the internets to hide her real name. The hair, as pointed out, certainly looks like it could jive with that theory.
TheTrench
07-20-2007, 08:59 AM
Bowser should hire Sonic to be an evil character in a Mario game.
MachineGex
07-20-2007, 10:57 AM
........, a case of amnesia, or a twin sister is involved.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm twin sisters!!!!!!!
Snapple
07-20-2007, 11:00 AM
I could cite some examples of why Peach is still superior, but they're not exactly work-safe.
Chuplayer
07-20-2007, 11:19 AM
I would totally hit that.
Perkar
07-20-2007, 12:14 PM
I would totally hit that.
sadly, i was thinking the same thing.
diskoboy
07-20-2007, 12:53 PM
First off it is possible that the women in royality like men who look like Ron Jermey.
Touche.
Push Upstairs
07-20-2007, 02:42 PM
I could cite some examples of why Peach is still superior, but they're not exactly work-safe.
This doesn't have anything to do with that outfit she had in the Mario Soccer game, does it?
MegaDrive20XX
07-20-2007, 02:48 PM
Mario's one straight up playa...damn it feels good to be a plumber...
Push Upstairs
07-20-2007, 03:15 PM
Now the malls will be inundated with shirts that have Mario's big fat head on the front with "PLAYA" written under it.
Cryomancer
07-20-2007, 04:55 PM
Of course Mario would get the women, he's one of the only skilled trade people in the entire kingdom.
MarioMania
07-20-2007, 05:19 PM
Mario's a pimp LOL
GuyinGA
07-20-2007, 05:20 PM
I get the feeling we'll find out she's actually a Koopa or a Skrull or one of the main villain people from Super Mario Galaxy
Apollo
07-20-2007, 05:32 PM
I'd hit it.
>_>
<_<
Um...I mean... *runs*
Rev. Link
07-20-2007, 07:13 PM
Don't be a plumba-hata...
BTW, I second the idea of a Women of Nintendo game, DOAX style. Zelda, Samus, and Peach square off in a bikini catfight on a bridge over a pool... okay, I'd better stop now...
Chuplayer
07-20-2007, 07:59 PM
Now the malls will be inundated with shirts that have Mario's big fat head on the front with "PLAYA" written under it.
I saw a shirt similar to that once.
Jasoco
07-20-2007, 10:21 PM
Hmm... interesting... I hope they take this seriously and do put some jealously in Peach and don't just make it so Peach never finds out and pretend the character never existed in the next Mario game.
I just hope they don't pull a "Gotcha, Rosetta was Peach all along!" thing like they did with Tetra being Zelda and Fake Mario being Bowser Jr.
I saw a shirt similar to that once.
I HAVE that shirt. It does have Mario's head on it with "Player" written on it. Though mine is an official Nintendo released shirt. The ones in the Mall would no doubtedly be rip-offs from Hot Topic.
Three-P
07-21-2007, 12:11 AM
Why do I get the feeling that a folding chair, thrown by Peach, to the back of the head is in Mario's future? (Seth Green, if you're reading this, feel free to use this idea in Robot Chicken.)
Push Upstairs
07-21-2007, 01:13 AM
Don't be a plumba-hata...
BTW, I second the idea of a Women of Nintendo game, DOAX style. Zelda, Samus, and Peach square off in a bikini catfight on a bridge over a pool... okay, I'd better stop now...
You'd have a better chance of seeing an Ryoko vs. Ayeka bikini catfight game before Nintendo would make something similar.
rbudrick
07-24-2007, 10:30 AM
so mario has basically only banged 4 different chicks since we've all known him. Thats not bad considering chicks don't usually go for the fat plumber type. But I say good for him, but I think Mario should pass off his old bitches to Luigi, he never gets the play.
Well, he did pass off Daisy to him, so whatever. I think he one-night standed her and didn't want Peach to know, and then just passed him off.
Anyway, Peach is a prude-assed bitch who is annoying as hell. 'Bout time Mario got some play.
Why does he get with royalty all the time? Well he does have a reputation for saving kingsdoms from invading turtle armies, so I'd say that's pretty goddamn good. Shit, it's not like they pay him (he has to settle for the worthless coins he finds laying around), so they let him hang about castles and fuck the princesses every now and then. Not a *bad* deal, but there's way more exciting tail than Princess Peach the Prude. If I went and found 150 stars for that bitch, she'd better do more than bake me a fucking cake.
Anyway, they say he's a plumber, but you've never seen him plumb. The only pipe he's ever laid down is in those four bitches.
-Rob
Jasoco
07-25-2007, 01:50 AM
Mario goes after rich princess types for the same reason I always seem to go after the out of reach shy unsure types.
Unfortunately I haven't figured out that reason yet.
Also, I'm pretty sure Mario's getting about as much tail as I am. Which is to say none at all.
Push Upstairs
07-25-2007, 05:45 AM
Mario never gets any because he saves massive kingdoms from turtle armies.
AN ARMY OF TURTLES!!
Is there any wonder the women aren't impressed?
Cryomancer
07-25-2007, 06:06 AM
Already porn of her, by the way.
Push Upstairs
07-25-2007, 06:18 AM
Of Princess Emo?
How do you know this?
rbudrick
07-25-2007, 12:27 PM
Already porn of her, by the way.
Fucking interweb.
-Rob
Cryomancer
07-25-2007, 08:36 PM
Of Princess Emo?
How do you know this?
Because I have it, of course.
Push Upstairs
07-25-2007, 11:36 PM
¿Por qué?
theMot
07-26-2007, 12:48 AM
Sweet Loretta fat she thought she was a cleaner but she was a frying pan...
PentiumMMX
07-26-2007, 11:46 AM
http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270907183_da0062e9d7.jpg (http://www.roflcat.com)
The pic says it all...
Eternal Tune
07-26-2007, 02:36 PM
Mario never gets any because he saves massive kingdoms from turtle armies.
AN ARMY OF TURTLES!!
Is there any wonder the women aren't impressed?
I'm impressed.
Apollo
07-26-2007, 05:24 PM
Already porn of her, by the way.
PM Sent.
Push Upstairs
07-26-2007, 10:35 PM
I'm impressed.
I'm just going to leave well enough alone.
There are questions I would ask...but it causes me pain just knowing I thought up questions to ask in response to this.
Rev. Link
07-26-2007, 10:48 PM
You'd have a better chance of seeing an Ryoko vs. Ayeka bikini catfight game before Nintendo would make something similar.
Hmm... seen that before, but not in game form. Though there were some import Tenchi games for the Saturn I haven't seen yet...
If I went and found 150 stars for that bitch, she'd better do more than bake me a fucking cake.
Like Boxy Brown said, "I don't want me no cake... I want some pie!"