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Sniderman
04-04-2003, 03:19 PM
This happened in Michigan the other day....

Men arrested for “All Your Base” prank
By Holly Doyle News 3 Reporter
April 4, 2003 - 8:37AM
STURGIS (NEWS 3) - An April Fools joke has seven young men in Sturgis explaining a punchline that the police say was no laughing matter. They put up signs that read "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME."

It's a phrase, interpreted, that comes from a 1989 Japanese video game. It grew into an Internet cult with many web sites and even a music video devoted to it.

The young men, ranging in ages from 17 to 20, found it and thought it was funny. The video shows the words "ALL YOUR BASE" on everything, including businesses. They explain they were just doing the same thing hoping to get a laugh out of people when they saw the phrase everywhere.

"We thought it was funny. I thought everybody else would think it was funny too," explains J. P. Wolf, one of the men who taped up the signs.

"It wasn't meant to be anything harmful," adds friend Kyle Woodward. "It was just a joke. We wanted to make people laugh and that was it. We didn't have any clue it was going to come out something like this."

Several residents were offended by the signs, which had yellow ribbons drawn on the bottom of them. At least 10 soldiers fighting in the war are from Sturgis. The men say that was "poor judgment" and meant no offense to military families.

Sturgis Police Chief Eugene Alli says the signs could be, "a borderline terrorist threat depending on what someone interprets it to mean. We didn't take it as a joke and neither did the dozens of people who received this because we had calls from a number of them who didn't really know what to do. Did they need more security? Should they operate their businesses? What did it mean?"

He says one woman called her manager to open the store because she wasn't sure what the note meant.

And while Sturgis Hospital security suspected it wasn't a threat, they have to take every incident seriously. Security found the note and called the CEO. Together, they checked the whole building, doors and security cameras to make sure the place was secure. A note was also sent out to staff.

The seven arrested face charges of disorderly conduct - and they aren't laughing anymore, either. "We are very sorry," says Wolf. "We didn't mean it this way. We're sorry the whole public thought it this way."

bargora
04-04-2003, 03:43 PM
What's up with the yellow ribbons on the signs?

They probably wouldn't have gotten in trouble if they'd left off the part about "you have no chance to survive make your time".

Kid Fenris
04-04-2003, 04:15 PM
At least they didn't go with "Someone set up us the bomb."

kainemaxwell
04-04-2003, 04:18 PM
Gotta wonder how "Launch all zigs for great justice" would have gone along...

chadtower
04-04-2003, 04:28 PM
So when a protestor has a sign that reads "assassinate Bush" or "bomb Washington" that's okay, but a sign that says "all your base..." is a terrorist threat? Since when did a threat have no verbs in it?

Ronfar
04-04-2003, 04:32 PM
People are so touchy. It was just a harmless prank, it's not like they were going around town taping up signs that said something like "Eat more dead babies!"

wberdan
04-04-2003, 05:07 PM
america has a serious stick up it's ass.
i mean, i know there is some deadly serious shit going on in the world-
but lighten the fuck up a little... jesus.

willie

maxlords
04-04-2003, 09:57 PM
Anyone who took that seriously should be shot. Like ethnic cleansing, but for anal retentive asses. Absolutely ridiculous that they should get accused like THAT. Indicates a MUCH more serious problem that's growing in the US.

Neb
04-04-2003, 10:26 PM
I have an "All your base are belong to us" T-shirt. People better not begin thinking I'm a terrorist when I wear it. :/

cheesystick
04-04-2003, 10:45 PM
Does anyone have the sprite from that video game?
thanks
-crispy

Captain Wrong
04-05-2003, 12:28 AM
Anyone who took that seriously should be shot. Like ethnic cleansing, but for anal retentive asses. Absolutely ridiculous that they should get accused like THAT. Indicates a MUCH more serious problem that's growing in the US.

Amen to that.

http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/zerowing.gif

Achika
04-05-2003, 09:12 AM
Hmmm....I should really consider taking the sticker off of my camera case then.

punkoffgirl
04-05-2003, 10:40 AM
Wow. Just a tiny bit of overreacting, eh?
Too bad you didn't post an email address for that newspaper or anything. I'd love to write to them about it, maybe they'd publish it in their defense.