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DP ServBot
08-14-2007, 01:20 AM
Chris Kohler and Chris Baker of Wired had the deeply unfortunate task of watching Uwe Boll's latest affront to cinema and gaming: Postal. Kohler has a rundown on the exceedingly strange movie and its premiere. "Boll seems out to shock his audience into stunned disbelief rather than actually entertain them. Early in the movie, we get a long, leisurely shot of a fully nude Foley scratching his reproductive organs. I don't want to sound like I personally was offended or shocked by anything. In fact, the only time I laughed was during the movie's opening sequence, a comedy skit in the cockpit of one of the September 11 airplanes (they're fighting over the number of virgins they get in Paradise). It was legitimately well-paced and funny. But it was followed by 90 minutes of flat jokes." Baker has a much more in-depth look at Boll and the film's background ... if that's something you really want to hear about.Read more of this story (http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/08/13/2253243&from=rss) at Slashdot.
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onReload
08-14-2007, 02:09 AM
Oh look, he makes light of the 9/11/01 terrorist attacks.

Not that I'm against parody or anything, but do you really want Uwe Boll tackling that subject matter?

The 1 2 P
08-14-2007, 02:45 AM
What did u expect? It's Uwe Boll. Of course it was going to be bad.

Matt-El
08-14-2007, 02:49 AM
Shouldn't this be moved to the movies forum? or off topic?

Moo Cow
08-14-2007, 03:38 AM
Uwe Boll sucks. Period.

DigitalSpace
08-14-2007, 03:59 AM
Yeah, Postal is going to suck, and nobody will be surprised.

Fortunately, there's two other movies based on video games that are coming out around the same time as this - Resident Evil: Extinction on Sept 21st and Hitman is due in October. I'm sure neither will be that great, but hey, at least there's something besides Postal.

gum_drops
08-14-2007, 05:17 AM
I really like Uwe Boll movies, you just have to be in the right frame of mind to watch them . . .

http://xs318.xs.to/xs318/07332/uweboll.jpg

Oobgarm
08-14-2007, 07:21 AM
Shouldn't this be moved to the movies forum? or off topic?

Someone needs to warn the DP ServBot that he's posting in the wrong forum. Maybe even give him the '1 HIT POINT' title so he'll behave. LOL

Gamemaster_ca_2003
08-14-2007, 10:33 AM
DP ServBot This ain't News. We all knew that The Postal Movie is Really Bad from the first time it was anounced, and that Uwe Boll was directing.

PapaStu
08-14-2007, 10:45 AM
Shouldn't this be moved to the movies forum? or off topic?

Well by default poor ol ServBot dumps all threads here (modern gaming), however they are left as 'moderated' or unseen until someone opens them for viewing (assuming its worth opening) or hasn't already got a topic started on it. So if anything whoever opened if for viewing should be to blame, but this is a Uwe Boll film and by default he is to blame for this travesty ever even being made.

I'm more than glad to kick this over to the cinema forum so I don't even have to think about this movie ever again.

*Naked Nut scratching PUNT*