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08-25-2007, 10:16 AM
Tokyo, August 23rd, 2007 - Targeting the year-end shopping season, Sony Marketing Inc. will repackage the PS3 for use by feline enthusiasts all over the world. The PLAYSTATION®3 (PS3) computer entertainment system, incorporating the world's most advanced Cell processor with super computer like power, will now be able to be enjoyed by pussies everywhere.
With an overwhelming computing power of 2 teraflops, entirely new graphical expressions that have never been seen before will become possible. Kitty will not only be able to play with a strechy fish on a string, but movement of the feather-duster type thing and other objects will be far more refined and realistic. Kitty will literally be able to dive into the realistic world seen in large screen movies and experience the excitement in real-time thanks to a big hole in the front of the product.
"SCEI has continuously brought innovation to the world of pet entertainment, such as a real-time cat nip dispenser on the PlayStation and the world's first built in dog-chew toy for the PlayStation 2. Empowered by the Cell processor with super computer like performance, a new age of pussy playing is about to begin. Together with content creators from all over the world, SCEI will accelerate the arrival of a new era in feline entertainment", said Ken Kutaragi, former President and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. as he was quickly tackled and carried out the door.
Preparations are under way for the launch of the Pussy Playstation and a new generation of pussy activity centers in the fall of 2007.
With an overwhelming computing power of 2 teraflops, entirely new graphical expressions that have never been seen before will become possible. Kitty will not only be able to play with a strechy fish on a string, but movement of the feather-duster type thing and other objects will be far more refined and realistic. Kitty will literally be able to dive into the realistic world seen in large screen movies and experience the excitement in real-time thanks to a big hole in the front of the product.
"SCEI has continuously brought innovation to the world of pet entertainment, such as a real-time cat nip dispenser on the PlayStation and the world's first built in dog-chew toy for the PlayStation 2. Empowered by the Cell processor with super computer like performance, a new age of pussy playing is about to begin. Together with content creators from all over the world, SCEI will accelerate the arrival of a new era in feline entertainment", said Ken Kutaragi, former President and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment Inc. as he was quickly tackled and carried out the door.
Preparations are under way for the launch of the Pussy Playstation and a new generation of pussy activity centers in the fall of 2007.