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Taylor Kreed
12-10-2007, 05:53 AM
Now some of you may be all going "say what it was lame with a hint of mega lame!", well shut up before i shaq-attack your mother. It was an awesome game then and is an awesome game now, i mean they all had the same move set up so it was reall a choice of d,f,f+c or d,f,f+b. But that Only means theres less to learn, whcih is mint because all you need are awesome cut sceens where the fighters have a text off before you given them a small taste of your foot to thier face. As well and the butt clenching pillow bitting ending (no words can describe the same picture rolling text goodness)....But I deter from the main point.

LHX attack chopper is 3d gaming at its best with a two player co-op mode which is cool one person can pilot and the other can shoot missles. But what pulls LHX attack chopper from the sea of games is camel shooting! And when you equiped the camera to be from the emenies point of view and you fire those bad-boy side winders at that offensive camel....your all like "sweet!!".

boatofcar
12-10-2007, 06:33 AM
Sizz?

-_-Nintendo-_-
12-10-2007, 07:17 AM
Nothing like a bit of camel shooting to sooth me to sleep.

p_b
12-10-2007, 07:48 AM
are you fond of towels?

Pantechnicon
12-10-2007, 10:11 AM
I actually like LHX Attack Copter. It's got pretty good flight mechanics, and the clunky DOS-era graphics with their flat-shaded polygons have always held a bizarre masochistic appeal. I play it on my Nomad from time to time, but I prefer it on a full-sized Genny with a simple flight stick.



...But I deter from the main point.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/pzcortez/grammar_time.jpg

"Deter" is something that is done to you, or that you do to something/someone else. One cannot deter oneself. Perhaps you meant "detour" or "digress"? It's an easy mistake to make, I suppose, when shooting camels whislt naked with a towel on one's lap.

Push Upstairs
12-10-2007, 01:09 PM
I just typed this naked with a towel over my lap.

Jorpho
12-10-2007, 01:21 PM
Nah, this isn't Sizz enough. But it is pretty mint.

blissfulnoise
12-10-2007, 02:08 PM
This is gamefaqs garbage. The Sizzler only posted poetry.

Edit: Image broke :(

DigitalSpace
12-10-2007, 04:57 PM
Say what? It was lame with a hint of mega lame!

Now get lost before I Shaq-Attack YOUR mother.

Kazaam!

snes_collector
12-10-2007, 05:54 PM
What exactly is a "nasty plus game"?

Taylor Kreed
12-10-2007, 06:53 PM
a super nasty plus game is a moment in history when a group of people get together and make something...i.e when shaq and his agent meant and they were like lets milk this bad boy. Creating i believe "listen shaq" which may be a merging of sonny listen and the shaq fu master. LHX that set the standard urban/jungle and desert strike wouldn't fill that ariel void, also 2 choppers and a varity of polygon enemies ranging from such greats as rectangle with cone and pile of cubes with cylinder.

Pantechnicon
12-10-2007, 07:03 PM
a super nasty plus game is a moment in history when a group of people get together and make something...i.e when shaq and his agent meant and they were like lets milk this bad boy. Creating i believe "listen shaq" which may be a merging of sonny listen and the shaq fu master. LHX that set the standard urban/jungle and desert strike wouldn't fill that ariel void, also 2 choppers and a varity of polygon enemies ranging from such greats as rectangle with cone and pile of cubes with cylinder.

Now he's starting to Sizzle.

cyberfluxor
12-10-2007, 08:39 PM
Sizz?
What a great follow-up! I lawled loudly.

However...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/pzcortez/grammar_time.jpg

Pure classic.


I have nothing epic to contribute to this thread. :(

Tom Jones
12-10-2007, 08:47 PM
Obviously you children have no taste for the classics. Shaq fu is almost as good as one of my records.

TJ

Jorpho
12-10-2007, 09:44 PM
a super nasty plus game is a moment in history when a group of people get together and make something...

I owe HG101 (http://www.hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/stargazer/stargazer.htm) a great debt in teaching me the far more elegant (or maybe just pretentious) turn of phrase, "Densetsu no Kusoge", which apparently translates to "Legendary Shit Game".

("Super Nasty Plus"? Sounds downright Orwellian!)

skylark
12-10-2007, 10:29 PM
Obviously you children have no taste for the classics. Shaq fu is almost as good as one of my records.

TJ

I hope there is no sarcasm intended. Tom Jones rocks! At least sometimes. Who else can cover a Prince song and make you forget about Prince?



("Super Nasty Plus"? Sounds downright Orwellian!)

You mean Burgessian.

Push Upstairs
12-11-2007, 03:01 AM
Obviously you children have no taste for the classics. Shaq fu is almost as good as one of my records.

TJ

Obviously you have forgot the one-two punch that was "Shaq Diesel" and "Shaq-fu Da Return".

The world was forever changed.

spoon
12-11-2007, 06:00 AM
Seanbaby?

Time to eat at the Rugalsizzzzzzzzzzzzzzla!

boatofcar
12-11-2007, 08:04 AM
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8599/59767933pz5.jpg

DigitalSpace
12-11-2007, 08:39 AM
Whether or not this guy is The Sizz, he's still got a duplicate account:


super mega awesome nasty plus wild**.


super nasty plus game

(And this guy (http://www.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?t=110138) seems pretty fishy too.)

Oobgarm
12-11-2007, 11:12 AM
(And this guy (http://www.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?t=110138) seems pretty fishy too.)

HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE A MEMBER WITH THE NAME L O L?

It's not possible.

¯\(º_o)/¯ ¯\(º_o)/¯ ¯\(º_o)/¯ ¯\(º_o)/¯ ¯\(º_o)/¯

LOL

Also, there's no way this can be sizz. His posts had some kind of structure, the two fellas in here look like they had an oral bowel movement, figuratively speaking.

Taylor Kreed
12-11-2007, 12:35 PM
you chaps and ladies out there do indeed make me laugh, some wrote above something about me being fishy. I can only assume he is a untrusting fellow of those with a poor use of "speeling" and grammar ? (hopefully your eagle eyes can see the jest there).

structure isn't fully required when you have oral bowel movements in fact i have an exemption letter from my doc, allowing me for a more free-style/maverick approach. where conventions such as spelling, grammar and in general a clear method of placing a point across is shoved of the window.

The Shawn
12-11-2007, 02:34 PM
you chaps and ladies out there do indeed make me laugh, some wrote above something about me being fishy. I can only assume he is a untrusting fellow of those with a poor use of "speeling" and grammar ? (hopefully your eagle eyes can see the jest there).

structure isn't fully required when you have oral bowel movements in fact i have an exemption letter from my doc, allowing me for a more free-style/maverick approach. where conventions such as spelling, grammar and in general a clear method of placing a point across is shoved of the window.


Your no Rugal though...

Bye the way, I wish we could bring the Sizz back. He was entertaining at times.

Push Upstairs
12-11-2007, 02:56 PM
The Sizz will always be in our hearts though.

Pantechnicon
12-11-2007, 03:49 PM
Taylor, I served with Rugalsizzler: I knew Rugalsizzler; Rugalsizzler was a friend of mine. Taylor, you're no Rugalsizzler.



structure isn't fully required when you have oral bowel movements in fact i have an exemption letter from my doc...

Ah, but this is writing, you see, not speaking. So your supposed doctor's note does you no good here.

Jorpho
12-11-2007, 04:52 PM
Also, there's no way this can be sizz. His posts had some kind of structure, the two fellas in here look like they had an oral bowel movement, figuratively speaking.

Quite the opposite, I daresay.

I never really thought of Mr. Sizzler's posts as "poetry", but I suppose in a semantic sense that free verse is the only thing it can be said to resemble.

Tom Jones
12-11-2007, 05:16 PM
I agree, its quite inappropriate for people to be posting with more than one account. It's a travashamockery!

TJ

Taylor Kreed
12-11-2007, 05:52 PM
fearing that i may, leak to much information from my otherwise private life, a hint perhaps would calm the masses of literally two. maybe their is more then person here but only one p.c. but both of said people wish to state their palm pilot style thoughts to y'all

Pantechnicon
12-11-2007, 06:57 PM
fearing that i may, leak to much information from my otherwise private life, a hint perhaps would calm the masses of literally two. maybe their is more then person here but only one p.c. but both of said people wish to state their palm pilot style thoughts to y'all

"I have secrets that I'm not telling, but I delight in telling you all that I have secrets. Hee hee hee."

Memorize the following sentence: They're going to their house over there. "They're", "their" and "there" are all shown in their correct usage. Familiarize yourself with these usages so you don't repeat the same mistakes in the quoted post.

LHX is a great game. I've never played Shaq-Fu.

And with that, I bow out of the thread, having lost all interest in your antics.

Overbite
12-11-2007, 08:02 PM
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/3904/68kxywwrz5.gif

ssjlance
12-11-2007, 08:15 PM
I gotta admit, Shaq-Fu was a great producer of lulz. No matter how "nasty plus" the gameplay was, just the thought of Shaquille O'Neal in a fighting game was amazing. Then Steel came out and it was like "wow, he really is Superman," and it didn't seem so ludicrous.

You know, I'm not realy sure of where I was going with that.

Push Upstairs
12-11-2007, 11:56 PM
If i wanted to see a basketball player do martial arts then I'll go watch that scene from "Game of Death".