The History of Boobs in Video Games

[diskoboy]

Yes. I said boobs.

Breasts. Hooters. Melons. And every other sexist reference you can think of.

http://www.gamedaily.com/articles/galleries/boobs-through-the-years/127/

[Alucard79]

It's not so much history though since most games mentioned are fairly recent. I really want to play Custers. As I look back on it, the one boob/chick image I always remember was Chun-Li and her boobs and panty shots. Ahh, the wonders of being a teen when games like that began to come out.

[The Great Dane]

It's not so much history though since most games mentioned are fairly recent. I really want to play Custers. As I look back on it, the one boob/chick image I always remember was Chun-Li and her boobs and panty shots. Ahh, the wonders of being a teen when games like that began to come out.

I'm the exact same way. I used to "drool" over Chun Li when I was a kid.

Also, another girl to add to that list is Jeane from the Suikoden series. They really accentuated her "areas" on the newest, Suikoden 5.

[exit]

It seems that they skipped a few boobs, two of them being Tifa's from FF7. I remember watching the motorcycling scene and pointing them out to my friends.

Oh the joys of being 14.

[Trebuken]

The Valkyrie from Gauntlet has boobs...

[Poofta!]

wow what a worthless list... bad screenshots as well as bad examples. there are a lot better ones to show for DoA as well as hte KoF series... so many games missed.... this is just a waste of KB...

[Ze_ro]

I'm still amazed people take Dead or Alive seriously as a fighting game.

--Zero

[XYXZYZ]

I'm still amazed people take Dead or Alive seriously as a fighting game.

--Zero

They do?

[Spartacus]

It appears Tecmo is the king of boobs.
But why wasn't "The Guy Game" listed? Real girls with bare naked boobs racing each other by hopping across the beach on beachballs wins hands-down in my book.

[boatofcar]

That list was even worse than I thought it was going to be.

[monkeysuit]

I don't know about you guys, but that chick from Custers Revenge...wa we woo wa...;)

[Juganawt]

Well, people do seriously consider DOA to be "Real" fighting game...but then again, more people believe that Tekken's one, which is even more laughable.

DOA was alright. For me, it was a stop-gap game inbetween Virtua Fighter releases, or just when you wanted to chill out and have a few mainstream gamers over.

It's by no means a contender as a 3D fighter, but it is much better than most of it's competition. VF wipes the floor with everything though.

[Wolfrider31]

It's by no means a contender as a 3D fighter, but it is much better than most of it's competition. VF wipes the floor with everything though.

Damn straight. And notice that VF has absolutely no need for breasticles.

[unbroken]

no mention of duke? ...lame

[scooterb23]

So...there's a list...about boobs. BOOBS.

And people are complaining.

Really?

BOOBS!

[Rob2600]

So...there's a list...about boobs. BOOBS.

And people are complaining.

Really?

They're not real. They're computer drawings. Why would anyone care?

The only thing that list shows me is that Tecmo hires pathetic, immature, perverted artists. Whenever I look at screenshots of one of Tecmo's newer games, I feel embarrassed to be a video gamer.

[slapdash]

I really want to play Custers.

No you don't. It's pretty crappy.

But once again they're perpetrating the idea that the squaw is being raped. She throws her legs up and smiles. Does that sound like rape?!? Custer's Revenge was misunderstood!

[Gamingking]

Couldn't help but laugh at the Custer image.

[E Nice]

Damn straight. And notice that VF has absolutely no need for breasticles.

They don't? Then why'd they give the VF girls bounce physics in VF5 and all those and accessories to doll them up? Not to mention Sarah's dresses.


It appears Tecmo is the king of boobs.
But why wasn't "The Guy Game" listed? Real girls with bare naked boobs racing each other by hopping across the beach on beachballs wins hands-down in my book.

Half of them weren't that great to begin with.

[Push Upstairs]

So...there's a list...about boobs. BOOBS.

And people are complaining.

Really?

BOOBS!

My only complaint is that they aren't real.

[Wolfrider31]

No you don't. It's pretty crappy.

But once again they're perpetrating the idea that the squaw is being raped. She throws her legs up and smiles. Does that sound like rape?!? Custer's Revenge was misunderstood!

Did you just say "the squaw"?

Holy crap.

[scooterb23]

They're not real. Wy would anyone care?

Well, neither were Pam Anderson's, but that never really mattered to most guys as far as I could tell ;)

[s1lence]

Oh noes fake bewbs!!!

I'll second the one in Custer's Revenge, extreme hotness!!!

[Poofta!]

I'm still amazed people take Dead or Alive seriously as a fighting game.

--Zero

DoA 3 is one of my favorite fighting games... i really like the polish, and the cool ninjas. thats just me though, and i usually suck at fighting games.

[ROBOTNIK666]

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[rbudrick]

That chick in Custer's Revenge was asking for it. I knew her back when she was a street whore being pimped by the left Pong paddle thingy. She gets one gig in a porn videogame and thought she was all that. Chick never got another gig, being all hooked on coke and shit after that.

-Rob

[ALAKA]

Where are the jugs from rumble roses?

[Nirvana]

So where's the booty list?

Cammy in Street Fighter FTW :)

[GarrettCRW]

They forgot the biggest videogame boob of all:

Uwe Boll (http://imdb.com/name/nm0093051/)

[Richter Belmount]

They forgot the biggest videogame boob of all:

Uwe Boll (http://imdb.com/name/nm0093051/)

Youd like that wouldnt you?

[slapdash]

Did you just say "the squaw"?

Holy crap.

My apologies... Guess I didn't know, or had forgotten, or just too sleep-deprived, to realize it was offensive. That's the only short word for a Native American woman I could think of at the time, and didn't stop to look anything else up.

I'll have you know that when it comes to boobs, I have no racial prejudices.

[Daria]

My apologies... Guess I didn't know, or had forgotten, or just too sleep-deprived, to realize it was offensive. That's the only short word for a Native American woman I could think of at the time, and didn't stop to look anything else up.

I'll have you know that when it comes to boobs, I have no racial prejudices.

http://www.nativeweb.org/pages/legal/squaw.html

I wasn't aware of the racial overtones associated with the word. But then the last time I heard it was in Disney's Peterpan. But apparently it's not a bad word anyway. Go figure.

[Push Upstairs]

They forgot the biggest videogame boob of all:

Uwe Boll (http://imdb.com/name/nm0093051/)

He isn't actually in a game.

I see on there that there is a "Alone in the Dark 2"...I thought that loophole was closed up so he couldn't continue stinking up the world with his shit.