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01-09-2008, 10:25 PM
What he have here is the Eagle Distributions CrystalCade. Priced to move at only $10,000.00
http://www.eagled.com/crystalcade.htm
What makes this tacky looking overpriced monstrosity different from all the other tacky looking overpriced monstrosities? (Besides $9,000.00) This one has a translucent polymer chassis (aka "cabinet") that has some lights rigged into it to make the whole thing change color!
http://www.eagled.com/gci/crystalcades.gif
But that's not all. If you're still not about to sell your new car for one of these, consider the following-
This exclusive patent pending arcade system features a translucent polymer chassis along with the user-selectable internal light show allows you to morph the color of the system. An easy to use controller contains multiple lighting modes, which lets you alter the patterns, colors and speed of the illumination. A massive 350 watt 5.1 Dolby THX sound system (with 8" subwoofer) guarantees that the CrystalCade won't go unnoticed!
So it will be almost as loud as a NARC machine!
Quality, Custom-Constructed Cabinet - We start with high-quality plywood which is then cut to perfection. We assemble each cabinet by hand using artisanal methods. We take pride in building a quality product.
This thing is cut to perfection by fucking artisans!
Two Player Control Panel – The CrystalCade Upright control panel features controls for two-player, side-by-side games, a full-size 3" arcade trackball for games like Centipede™, and Missile Command™, plus pinball flipp and tilt buttons. There is even a dedicated 4-way joystick for better tracking on 4-way games!
I wondered why I can't accurately turn corners with my Super 8-way, not enough tracking. At least it's equipped to handle the side-by-side games. Those are hard to work with.
Commercial-Grade Arcade Components -We use Happ Controls™ buttons and joysticks for the ultimate in quality and reliability. Our cabinets are designed tough for extreme play!
Great, but I wonder how it would hold up in a downtown bus stop compared to a Dynamo HS-1.
Large Internal Hard Drive - The custom-installed 150 GB hard drive provides enough storage space for lots of games, music, photos or anything else you want to store!
Because I always watch porn standing up.
http://www.eagled.com/crystalcade.htm
What makes this tacky looking overpriced monstrosity different from all the other tacky looking overpriced monstrosities? (Besides $9,000.00) This one has a translucent polymer chassis (aka "cabinet") that has some lights rigged into it to make the whole thing change color!
http://www.eagled.com/gci/crystalcades.gif
But that's not all. If you're still not about to sell your new car for one of these, consider the following-
This exclusive patent pending arcade system features a translucent polymer chassis along with the user-selectable internal light show allows you to morph the color of the system. An easy to use controller contains multiple lighting modes, which lets you alter the patterns, colors and speed of the illumination. A massive 350 watt 5.1 Dolby THX sound system (with 8" subwoofer) guarantees that the CrystalCade won't go unnoticed!
So it will be almost as loud as a NARC machine!
Quality, Custom-Constructed Cabinet - We start with high-quality plywood which is then cut to perfection. We assemble each cabinet by hand using artisanal methods. We take pride in building a quality product.
This thing is cut to perfection by fucking artisans!
Two Player Control Panel – The CrystalCade Upright control panel features controls for two-player, side-by-side games, a full-size 3" arcade trackball for games like Centipede™, and Missile Command™, plus pinball flipp and tilt buttons. There is even a dedicated 4-way joystick for better tracking on 4-way games!
I wondered why I can't accurately turn corners with my Super 8-way, not enough tracking. At least it's equipped to handle the side-by-side games. Those are hard to work with.
Commercial-Grade Arcade Components -We use Happ Controls™ buttons and joysticks for the ultimate in quality and reliability. Our cabinets are designed tough for extreme play!
Great, but I wonder how it would hold up in a downtown bus stop compared to a Dynamo HS-1.
Large Internal Hard Drive - The custom-installed 150 GB hard drive provides enough storage space for lots of games, music, photos or anything else you want to store!
Because I always watch porn standing up.