View Full Version : Something awfuls videogame bad guy survival guide
qaotik
04-24-2003, 08:04 PM
Great stuff there! :-D
http://www.somethingawful.com/
ManekiNeko
04-24-2003, 08:59 PM
The best tip of all? Don't read Something Awful.
JR
InfernalCheese
04-24-2003, 09:32 PM
Yeah, the reviews of the weird adult games are funny. And you just can't miss the photoshop phridays.
Dahne
04-24-2003, 10:18 PM
Heh, I like it. :)
One thing's bugging me, though: what game are those screenshots from? ('scuse my noobishness if it's something really common, I don't recognize a lot of old games.)
JasonMewes2001
04-24-2003, 10:22 PM
The best tip of all? Don't read Something Awful.
JR
"Oh waaaah. I'm a furry. I cant take the abuse they deal me there."
Grow up.
Kid Fenris
04-24-2003, 11:19 PM
Heh, I like it. :)
One thing's bugging me, though: what game are those screenshots from? ('scuse my noobishness if it's something really common, I don't recognize a lot of old games.)
Those screenshots seem to be from different games. The first one looks like Ikari Warriors, the second one I don't recognize at all, the third one is Heavy Barrel (I think), and the fourth one is Contra. Yep, definitely Contra. That much I'm sure of.
zmeston
04-25-2003, 12:49 AM
The best tip of all? Don't read Something Awful.
JR
You're preaching to the choir, my friend.
-- Z.
Jorpho
04-25-2003, 01:04 AM
The best tip of all? Don't read Something Awful.
JR
Hooray! There are still people with a sense of decency left!
________
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WiseSalesman
04-25-2003, 03:06 AM
Most of something awful sucks, but this particular article is pretty funny. Really though, for the most part they just use recycled jokes and slams that we've all seen a hundred times before.
Sniderman
04-25-2003, 06:21 AM
I don't go to Something Awful 'cause it's usually Something Stupid. But I do like Photoshop Phriday. Why? 'Cause they're written by the readers and not the staff. :D
ManekiNeko
04-25-2003, 03:03 PM
""Oh waaaah. I'm a furry. I cant take the abuse they deal me there."
Grow up."
Feh, it's better than being a Kevin Smith fan. I had the great misfortune of watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back... talk about pulling a film out of your ass. I can't think of a director that's more overrated and less talented than Kevin Smith.
"Meaningful dialogue takes too much effort... I'll just make my characters say 'fuck' seven thousand times instead. Now that I'm done with that, I think I'll pitch a fit and throw a Yoo-Hoo at one of my assistants!"
JR
P.S. I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R Us kid.
IGotTheDot
04-25-2003, 03:27 PM
I can't think of a director that's more overrated and less talented than Kevin Smith.
How about George "head in the sand, finger no longer on the pulse" Lucas?
Kevin Smith 4 for 5
George Lucas 2 for 5 (granted THX1138 was a student film, but Clerks blew that one away)
How did we get from SA to Kevin Smith anyway?
ManekiNeko
04-25-2003, 03:48 PM
"How about George "head in the sand, finger no longer on the pulse" Lucas?"
You could include him as well... I like his work more than what I've seen of Smith's but he's still overrated. I'm not a big Star Wars fan... part of the reason I enjoyed Spaceballs so much was that it helped deflate the bloated image of that series.
"Kevin Smith 4 for 5
George Lucas 2 for 5 (granted THX1138 was a student film, but Clerks blew that one away) "
I'm not following your math... I'm pretty sure George made a lot more films than that. Wasn't he responsible for all the Indiana Jones movies as well? Both the first and third movies in that series were great... the second, eh, not so much, but still watchable.
"How did we get from SA to Kevin Smith anyway?"
I just felt like pressing Jason Mewes' buttons, that's all.
JR
IGotTheDot
04-25-2003, 05:56 PM
You said director and he was producer on the Indiana Jones trilogy. He also produced Howard The Duck.
JasonMewes2001
04-25-2003, 10:45 PM
"Meaningful dialogue takes too much effort... I'll just make my characters say 'fuck' seven thousand times instead. Now that I'm done with that, I think I'll pitch a fit and throw a Yoo-Hoo at one of my assistants!"
That was the whole point of that movie, he wanted them to be through, so he could go onto bigger better things. So. Fucking. What.
And, just in case you didnt know. I have friends who are furs, so dont think I'm being a fucking moron and pulling shit out my ass. Every fur friend of mine who's gone to SA has laughed, even at the everso hurtful furry jokes.
So, yes, you are a kid. But more like a toddler who whines all the fucking time.