Funniest line you heard while playing someone online.

[hamburgler]

Share or tell the funniest line you ever heard while someone you were playing against online was saying.

[WiseSalesman]

Somebody from EUrope called me a "fuck-knuckle" once. I don't know if this is a common insult in Europe, but mocked him like you wouldn't believe.

[Sylentwulf]

yikes, I've been playing MMORPGs for what 6 years now? I couldn't pick one line to save my soul.

[EnemyZero]

Yeah i played Lineage the blood pledge since 98 and ive heard my share of really really lame insults...i love those 10 year olds ::rolls eyes:: i love when they call me Muggles. if im correct a muggle is a term used in harry potter for a non - magic user...gee how insulting.... i think im going to change my name now...

[bizounce]

The classical "Camping Faggot" *oye*

When I used to play Total Annihilation, I heard a guy from Europe say, "Bollocks to Nukes". Bollocks means testicles lololol.

[hamburgler]

When a little kid was crying because every time i was killing his mech he got angry and he kept yelling and he said he was the best MechAssault player and he kept saying my name and kept on calling me stupid for killing him and taking his stuff.I kept laughing so hard I couldn't control. LOL LOL

[Charlie]

Playing NFL 2K1 on the internet, I made this really crazy play where I kept running around the entire feild, then I broke away and scored a TD... which prompted this, "Fuck that fucking shit mother fucker... fucking shit like that shit never fucking happens in real life... fuck!"

Note: The guy was using the Bangels... and he said all of that without a trace of irony lmao.

[Phosphor Dot Fossils]

Once I was playing Dune 2000 multiplayer and one of the players said "do any of you guys listen to blink 182?" just as I was sneaking a saboteur into his base. In response, right before I sent my saboteur in to blow up his construction yard, I said "Yo, blink THIS!"

The response I got after the debris had finished pelting the surrounding buildings was worthy of a sailor. I believe I taught the young man a valuable lesson about putting up TURRETS around his base. LOL

[dave2236]

hahahah...that last one has to be one of the best.

My best would have to be battlefield 1942 or counterstrike. Last week on battlefield I was a sniper and this guy spawned 8 times in a row in pretty much the same spot and I shot him with the sniper rifle 8 times in a row. That guy was a little irate, he threatened to shoot my dog if i did it again.......so I shot him twice more, then I ran out of ammo.

Also on counterstrike, everytime I kill someone I type in sorry.
People get so pissed when you appologize for killing them or when they complain you type in "your welcome"

[CrazyImpmon]

One of the best faux pas I've seen to dat happened 5 years ago. Some of us were picking on someone for his sloppy typing skill. He wanted to type 'shut up' but ended up typing 'shit up' LOL LOL

He hadn't been in online chat room since then. And to date, I still wonder how the hell you shit up.

[Dahne]

Got lots from MMORPG days, but one of my favorites is from Dark Age of Camelot recently:

A Guildie says, "at least not in public"
A Guildie says, "mt" (mistell)

[Atariguy]

He's been called an "Asshat", and has been told "I want to sex your face"

[Xipe]

Asshat is a classic!

I cant pick one myself, i have heard too much that have made me fall of my chair laughing while playing online games. Most of the classic lines seems to spawn late at night when everyone are tired.

[anagrama]

DC Quake 3:

"Don't shoot me, I'm rolling a joint"

[Sothy]

I recall a conversation with some of the guys I play CS with getting ready to join a server or try a new map or something:

Not exact words probably but close enough:



<puffycloud> Hey Narb get off your ass and answer the telly!

<Narby> The telly is the television m8

<puffycloud> Answer the FUCKING RING RING or whatever you stupid Britts call it