FA: Ancient Chocobo Candy, Still in the Bag

[Kid Fenris]

"Ancient," in this case, means "from 1997."

http://cgi.ebay.com/Chocobos-Mysterious-Dungeon-2-gummy-packs-from-1997_W0QQitemZ220247960091QQihZ012QQcategoryZ13667 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Buy 'em! Eat 'em! Stick 'em in a time capsule so that future generations can enjoy rock-hard gummy merchandise from a lousy Final Fantasy spin-off!

Also up for auction: a can of Metal Gear Solid snake meat.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Metal-Gear-Solid-3-Snake-Eater-E3-Snake-Meat-Can-New_W0QQitemZ220247944217QQihZ012QQcategoryZ139969 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Nicola]

I had to feature the can on gamesniped. I had to. That can makes me hungry.

[Kitsune Sniper]

PR Contents?

Did they grind those poor people and stick 'em in cans?