What do A-Rod, Tony Hawk, Michael Phelps and Koby Bryant Have In Common?

[The 1 2 P]

If you answered: "they are all rich bastards", you would be correct. But since this is a video game forum we have to stay alittle more focused than that: http://www.gamepro.com/article/news/207639/a-rod-birdman-michael-phelps-and-kobe-plug-guitar-hero-world-tour/

It's cheesy but keep in mind it's a parody. And that just makes it one cheesy ass parody:p

[jcalder8]

Wow I didn't like that at all. It was just plain painful to watch and all I kept thinking about was how much money was wasted to get them in the ad.

[Rob2600]

What do A-Rod, Tony Hawk, Michael Phelps and Koby Bryant Have In Common?

For a second, I thought you were talking about the Wii game that just came out Celebrity Sports Showdown (http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/wii/celebritysportsshowdown?q=Celebrity%20Sports%20Sho wdown).

The celebrities:

Avril Lavigne
Fergie
Keith Urban
Kristi Yamaguchi
LeAnn Rimes
Mia Hamm
Nelly Furtado
Paul Pierce
Reggie Bush
Sugar Ray Leonard


The events:

Air Racers
Archery
Badminton
Beach Volleyball
Cliff Hangers
Curling
Dodgeball
Hurdles
Inner-Tubing
Joust Duel
Slalom
Wild Water Canoeing


Yes, for $40, you can pit Avril Lavigne against Keith Urban in a game of curling.

[Superman]

So, what do these dudes have in common?

[BHvrd]

The events:

Air Racers -----throw Fergie out a plane with no chute.
Archery ----shoot Avril Lavigne in the heart.
Badminton ----knock a shuttlecock down Nelly Furtado's throat.
Beach Volleyball ----feet only Mia Hamm.
Cliff Hangers ----make Keith Urban do his best Sylvester Stallone impersonation.
Curling ----make Kristi Yamaguchi figure skate around those fools and laugh.
Dodgeball ----get Paul Pierce to grab the dodgeball and slam dunk it.
Hurdles ----have everyone sit around a campfire made of burning hurdles singing Kumbaya.
Inner-Tubing ----everyone must get naked and post their pics on 4chan.
Joust Duel ----have a bunch of vultures eat LeAnn Rimes face.
Slalom ----try to get Sugar Ray Leonard down the slope without saying (homie don't play that).
Wild Water Canoeing ----help get Reggie Bush drunk as a skunk on the bayou.




Seriously, what the hell is with that funky roster of celebs! I dunno, i'm just bored and kinda pissy I guess.