View Full Version : Try to keep yourself calm. Put the gun down ...
Vroomfunkel
05-18-2003, 04:21 PM
http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/
Obviously he is wrong. But you have to admit, it is pretty amusing :)
P.S. some may find the content offensive! For more reasons than one ... well, actually, maybe only for one reason. I forgot that you don't have the word "wank" in America ... :)
Vroomfunkel
Arrrhalomynn
05-18-2003, 04:24 PM
That's hilarious indeed. I had already seen it over a month ago when it was just placed. Time for an update!
Vroomfunkel
05-18-2003, 04:42 PM
Actually I think that the fact he thinks that the women in DOA Extreme Volleyball look "better than real women" says all you need to know about the sanity of this individual. Has he ever seen a real woman, do you tihnk?
Vroomfunkel
Captain Wrong
05-18-2003, 04:50 PM
Actually, that's a pretty funny site. Loses me on some of the things (do somehow retrogamers think the GBA SP having a light is a bad thing? Lost me there.) Of course, I'm not sure what the point of all this is.
stargate
05-18-2003, 06:12 PM
I'm suprised he didn't have a picture of a chess bord next to a laser tag system. The caption would probably read something like this:
See? Chess is stupid. There is no blinking lights, everything's black and white, the characters don't even look real, and you have to move everything yourself. Lasertag makes sounds and has flashing lights and looks cooler. Conclusion? Chess sucks. Laser tag is better.
I mean if you are going to devote a web site to your arguments, at least make some logical points. Does he actually expect us to believe that better technology= better games? Do the playability and fun factor have any value at all? By his logic, we should all throw out all our old games every 2 years because they are no longer worth keeping.
What a moron.......
edit ******** after looking at his site again, I'm thinking he might have meant it as a joke. He HAS to be being sarcastic, right. I mean, his quotes are hilarious:
"Outrun may well be a classic, but only to REALLY OLD PEOPLE that have become too slow and stupid to work out how to play NEW and BETTER games."
WiseSalesman
05-18-2003, 09:50 PM
Actually, what game is this screenshot (http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics2/bigscreen.gif) from? The site showed it as an example of how crappy retro gaming can be, but now it's got me curious to try that particular game out.
Alright, and obviously the site's a joke, folks. I mean, come on...the retro burner? The dreamcast case for the PS2?
Hilarious reading :D
The screenshot is from the game Dragon Breed
anagrama
05-19-2003, 02:04 PM
Aaah, UKR.
"Officially not as good as it used to be" :-D
Oobgarm
05-19-2003, 07:11 PM
Anyone who buys this over VF4 deserves to have mercury injected into their eyes by a man who's only pretending to be a doctor and is only really qualified to inject mercury into the arseholes of dogs (under supervision).
That is pure freaking comedic genius right there.
Videogamerdaryll
05-20-2003, 02:23 AM
http://www.fsuniverse.net/forum/images/smilies//laugh.gif