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coreys429
12-19-2008, 12:13 PM
I have two friends that partake with the green. They own a NES, SNES, N64, Genesis, PS1/PS2, and 360. What are some good games for them? They like games that they can pick up or look cool when stoned. Thanks.
The Shawn
12-19-2008, 12:16 PM
Um...yeah.
JunkTheMagicDragon
12-19-2008, 12:22 PM
every extend extra extreme, xbla
Mobius
12-19-2008, 12:24 PM
Hmmm.... Rez HD?
I played that drunk once, and was actually much better at it than when I was sober. It was weird.
SnowKitty
12-19-2008, 12:34 PM
if they have a PSP then lumines is great while you're baked. fun and it has some cool music (not lumines 2 though, that game sucks)
Cauterize
12-19-2008, 12:40 PM
I have two friends that partake with the green. They own a NES, SNES, N64, Genesis, PS1/PS2, and 360. What are some good games for them? They like games that they can pick up or look cool when stoned. Thanks.
Friends you say?
Sniderman
12-19-2008, 12:45 PM
Earthworm Jim.
"Cow Launched"
Nuff said.
Videogamerdaryll
12-19-2008, 12:52 PM
I've ran into quite a few games that once played I thought would be great for a Stoner
Either that or the person who made them was Stoned..
.................
thinking
Journey Escape Atari 2600
old_skoolin_jim
12-19-2008, 01:07 PM
N2O for PS1. Trippy shooter with music by Crystal Method.
There ya go! I also second E4 and Rez HD.
Perhaps even Castle Crashers due to it's sense of humor (yes, I'm thinking the rocket-pooing woodland critters here.)
backguard
12-19-2008, 01:22 PM
final fantasy iv
Orion Pimpdaddy
12-19-2008, 01:23 PM
I've never touched the stuff, but if I did I'd be playing Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island -- I sometimes think the backgrounds were drawn while someone was stoned. Looks like crayons were used sometimes, and some of the mountains have mouths and eyes.
porkins
12-19-2008, 01:24 PM
Do they live in their mothers' basements? That's cool...
williewonka2k1
12-19-2008, 01:25 PM
Toe Jam and Earl is a good one to play while bakey shmakey. Might also suggest Zelda: Twilight Princess for Wii. Honetly, have no idea how I beat that game. I was pretty stoned the entire time.
Xander
12-19-2008, 01:33 PM
I don't understand why the first game mentionned wasn't psychonauts.
I mean srsly.
TheRealist50
12-19-2008, 01:33 PM
Geometry Wars would be a good one. So much bright lights and so much shit going on. I'd imagine it would be awesome when your drunk or stoned.
Kevincal
12-19-2008, 01:59 PM
:)
Tempest 2000
Tempest 3000
Jaguar CD VLM
NUON VLM
FantaVision PS2
Any Wipeout or Ridge Racer game.
Any game with bouncy boobs. :D
Yoshi's Island
Mario Bros. 3
Any 2d Sonic
Mario Kart 64, Goldeneye 007 or Diddy Kong Racing 4 player death-match. :)
Pong
N20
NiGHTS or Christmas NiGHTS
Jumping Flash
Gran Turismo 3 or 4 with Logitech steering wheel(They'll think they're really driving LOL)
Any F-Zero
Mario Sunshine
Mario 64... ok any Mario
Vid Grid
Doom
Rayman
Zool 2
Ice Hockey NES 2-player
Pilotwings 64
Waverace 64
And for movies when you're high. :)
Half Baked
Any Star Wars
Big Lebowski
Any Cheech and Chong
Starship Troopers
Total Recall
comedy
Carlin, Lewis Black, Pryor, Chappelle, Kinison, In Living Color,
Meet the Parents
Dumb and Dumber or Ace Venturas
Music
Chemical Brothers
Pink Floyd
Ozzy
Global Deejays
:P
Oh and make sure you have plenty of munchies. :D And good drinks for the cotton mouth. :D
Nebagram
12-19-2008, 02:45 PM
Flipnic on the PS2 is an absolute must. Space Giraffe too. I'd also recommend Devil Dice on the PS1, and possibly Tomba as well. Also look into picking up some homebrew Yaroze games for the PS1, because they were freaky enough before adding outside stimuli (in fact iirc Devil Dice began its life as a Yaroze game).
coreys429
12-19-2008, 02:47 PM
Friends you say?
Yes friends, I am their dealer in video game sales because they are either high or drunk a lot of the time and rather have me go get the deals for them. I have $200 debt and they are willing to pay it off for me if I find them a bunch of games and a pool table.
coreys429
12-19-2008, 02:49 PM
Do they live in their mothers' basements? That's cool...
actually their house has a basement, and they get stoned a lot down there. While listening to Thin Lizzy or Doobie Brothers.
Push Upstairs
12-19-2008, 02:58 PM
Super Mario World
Because SMB is practically a drug euphemism on its own...but now with more pastels!
SnowKitty
12-19-2008, 03:14 PM
I've never touched the stuff, but if I did I'd be playing Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island -- I sometimes think the backgrounds were drawn while someone was stoned. Looks like crayons were used sometimes, and some of the mountains have mouths and eyes.
4 words:
touch fuzzy, get dizzy.
zektor
12-19-2008, 03:18 PM
While I haven't smoked in 15 years, I do recall being completely bugged out on Space Harrier II (Genesis)
klausien
12-19-2008, 04:00 PM
All of the various music games are fun when high. Guitar Hero & Rock Band are great of course, but I wholeheartedly recommend the GC bongo games and Taiko Drum Master (seriously awesome). Any of the Katamari games are pretty wild (especially the first), as is just about anything by Yak. Tetrisphere and Robotron 64 on the N64 are money. Okami is unreal. Tempo and Kolibri on the 32X are sleepers. Any Darius game, especially G-Darius and Gaiden, is a good choice. Dr. Mario 2 player. Credit-feeding just about any modern vertical shooter (especially with 2 players) is also a blast (Mushihimesama is ace because of the progressive trance/house soundtrack). Any of the Panzer Dragoon games fit the bill. You generally can never go wrong with classic Sonic & Mario.
Most of the good stuff has already been mentioned (Kevincal got most of 'em!), but I also need to give Toejam & Earl a recommendation. And Rez as well. Mizuguchi's techno-influenced games are all pretty trippy.
DDCecil
12-19-2008, 04:03 PM
iS: internal Section is like the only answer, man.
Draven
12-19-2008, 04:08 PM
I'd say Nights on the Saturn would be pretty trippy.
SegaAges
12-19-2008, 05:50 PM
Ikaruga!
Nobody even mentioned it!
It is on xbl.
I would have to find the article online, but it is said that the only good way to play ikaruga is if you are in a "trance like" state.
Basically, if you get stoned, it is easier to block out the bullets of your color ship and dodge the opposite color.
Matt-El
12-19-2008, 06:00 PM
Color A Dinosaur is much more fun when high.
MASTERWEEDO
12-19-2008, 08:07 PM
N2O for PS1. Trippy shooter with music by Crystal Method.
There ya go! I also second E4 and Rez HD.
Perhaps even Castle Crashers due to it's sense of humor (yes, I'm thinking the rocket-pooing woodland critters here.)
I tried to play once on acid......holy shit! but i was never one to eat just one hit, it was always 5 or more. I commended myself just for finishing.
k8track
12-19-2008, 08:24 PM
Well, Tempest 2000 (Atari Jaguar) and Tempest 3000 (Nuon) would be my first answer, but they've already been mentioned.
How about:
Taboo: The Sixth Sense (NES)
Turmoil (Atari 2600)
Atari Video Music (self-contained console)
FxMercenary
12-19-2008, 08:33 PM
get blasted and play some duck hunt
modest9797
12-19-2008, 09:46 PM
Viva Pinata. Set up a video camera, put in the game, light it up, and watch the next morning.
theChad
12-19-2008, 09:56 PM
4 words:
touch fuzzy, get dizzy.
/thread
bombman
12-19-2008, 10:28 PM
got this from a private drug-themed message board, lol
top 10 games to play high (voted)
Amplitude
Counter Strike
GTA IV
Ikaruga
Katamari Damacy
Psychonauts
Rez
Shadow Of The Colossus
Smash Bros
Tempest 2000
BHvrd
12-19-2008, 11:11 PM
My buddy "the stoner" loves Oblivion and now Fallout 3, though he liked Oblivion better, god he played that game forever.
Other than that he likes Ghost Recon and yeah that's about it, he's kinda a loner my buddy the stoner.
theChad
12-19-2008, 11:33 PM
When I would play games like Oblivion high on whatever I happened to be on, I'd never accomplish much. I would just do things like punch deer to death, go to the beach and shoot mudcrabs, get in big brawls with guards... nothing constructive, cause the wrong thing was so much more fun.
I know I quoted "Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy" as the be-all end-all of stoner video game fun, but to throw in a few more of my personal favorites:
Minestorm (Vectrex) - used to play this every single morning following a wake and bake.
Bad Dudes (NES) - what's a better cheer than "I'm bad!" after clearing a level?
Super Mario RPG (SNES) - some of the greatest music on the Super Nintendo IMO.
GoldenEye 007 (N64) - multiplayer. Already been mentioned for a reason.
Super Smash Bros. (Various) - You won't even be paying attention to what character is yours; you just mash mash mash.
Loaded (PS) - YMMV, lots of good memories on this one for me.
Tomba! (PS) - Play it and you'll know.
Sonic Adventure (DC) - Told a story about this in another thread, but it was the first game I ever played stoned (which is a statement that will make just about anyone feel old) and my jaw was dropped to floor, eyes bugging out of my head, and brain throbbing with excitement.
That's all for the list, but let's face it: if you're a stoner, video games are good, period.
Neil Koch
12-20-2008, 01:22 AM
Surprised no one's mentioned Killer 7 yet. I would like to get some of Suda51's stash.
I'd also throw in GTA San Andreas - not for the missions, but for just wandering around. Try going to the top of Mount Chilidad when the sun is rising or setting and doing a base jump. Just flying around is really fun also, particularly with the Barnstormer plane.
scooterb23
12-20-2008, 03:19 AM
There is only one correct answer...
http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/psx/02/play.jpg
Nirvana
12-21-2008, 12:35 AM
2xtreme (Playstation)
SEE YAAAAAA
rbudrick
12-21-2008, 02:52 AM
Earthbound.
-Rob