Sex sells, Even when it comes to NES, Hooray for Boobies!

[Big Sloth]

After many seller's on Etsy gave The 72 Pin Outlet (http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=6797606) smack about their NES games, consoles and peripherals not being "Vintage" enough, they came up with an innovative solution; attach a piece of rope with tape on the items and sell them off as necklaces. The boobs on the model (http://www.the72pin.blogspot.com/), Miss Berlin Deluxxe (http://the72pin.blogspot.com/2009/02/fyi-in-regards-to-boobs.html), are not bad either!

[y-bot]

Wow, those are the kind of people who completely ruined Etsy.

[Push Upstairs]

Place it over the nicest pair in the world and I'd still find the Power Glove lame.


Around 2000, I remember a seller on eBay doing something very similar with his wife/girlfriend and CD's. She never showed anything, but she was completely topless and just holding the CD's/cases up. Never bought anything from the guy, but I did like viewing his auctions. LOL

[Nirvana]

Haha. That's so lame. It will increase views, though. How unfortunate this society is.

Not. Sex is awesome.

[Haoie]

Rule 34 gets inventive.

[Aussie2B]

Too bad there's probably more plastic in the woman than in the games.

[The 1 2 P]

Too bad there's probably more plastic in the woman than in the games.

And whats wrong with that? Do you honest think theres a man alive who would kick a women out of bed for having fake boobs? "What the hell Bambi, those things are freakishly ginormous!!! Get out so I can masterbate instead."

[otoko]

Too bad there's probably more plastic in the woman than in the games.

Wouldn't at that point she'd just be a sex doll?

Hmm that makes perfect sense!

[mnbren05]

I've had better

[poloplayr]

I LOVE this kind of stuff.

Hooray for true marketing genius!

[AB Positive]

*applaudes*

Wish I could do that... my auctions ALWAYS seem to need some sort of marketing boost :P

[Oobgarm]

If I ever see someone wearing a Nintendo cartridge (or system) as a fashion accessory, I am going to kick them in the stomach based on principal alone.

Seriously, WTF.

[AB Positive]

If I ever see someone wearing a Nintendo cartridge (or system) as a fashion accessory, I am going to kick them in the stomach based on principal alone.

Seriously, WTF.

What if the wearer is as hot as the model in question though?

[tubeway]

What if the wearer is as hot as the model in question though?

Hot women are given way too much levity with fashion stupidity.

[Oobgarm]

What if the wearer is as hot as the model in question though?

Depends on how vindictive I feel on that day. :)

[Diosoth]

I don't see a need to complain about this.

[Aussie2B]

Do you honest think theres a man alive who would kick a women out of bed for having fake boobs?

I know a lot of guys like that. In my circle, probably more would than wouldn't. Now, I don't know if they'd turn the woman down in that theoretical situation, but most standards would go out the window in that kind of situation. But the guys I know wouldn't take the steps to get themselves in that situation because fake breasts and fakeness in general is a huge deal breaker, so they don't pursue women like that. And they love a big rack, but if it's not natural, it just looks nasty. They have higher standards than to chase after women that look like two-bit pole dancers.

[The 1 2 P]

but if it's not natural, it just looks nasty.

You obviously have a very wrong preconceived notion that ALL fake boobs have to be freakihly big and thus nasty. But you are forgetting that theres a whole plethera of celebrity women with fake natural looking boobs. Just to name a few: Demi Moore, Shannon Elizabeth, Brooke Burke and Angelina Jolie. Theres nothing freaky or nasty looking about their boobs.

[thom_m]

Dude, seriously, Demi Moore's boobs don't look natural at all.

Thing is, fake boobs hardly do. They're not all freaky/nasty, of course; they can be beautiful. But it's very difficult to get them to actually look natural, IMO.

Fake titties DO have a huge commercial appeal, though, as that good fellow form Etsy has just proved. :) Still, I prefer the real stuff (boobs AND games).

[Superman]

Is that supposed to be the sexy, "I love the Power Glove, It's so bad" pose?

[The 1 2 P]

Still, I prefer the real stuff (boobs AND games).

I was raised to never discriminate. So just like I would never choose to not be someone's friend based on their race, religion or sexual preference, I also won't choose to not doink/befriend a chic with fake boobs. Because that would be judgemental of me.....and that would be wrong:angel:

[thom_m]

I was raised to never discriminate. So just like I would never choose to not be someone's friend based on their race, religion or sexual preference, I also won't choose to not doink/befriend a chic with fake boobs. Because that would be judgemental of me.....and that would be wrong:angel:

Hey, you're right, dude. I'm just saying that, as an admirer of big breasts, I like real boobs much better (even when it comes to displaying classic consoles, IMO). My wife's got a nice real rack, and I tell you this: no implant can match their feel, the way they move. Even so, I wouldn't never say "yuck, fake boobs, get out of here!" to any girl; tits are cool, but a chick is much more than a pair of breasts.

That's true for games as well; as much as I'd like them to be all "real", most of my (small) collection consists of bootlegs. Do I have a blast playing them? Hell yes. Still, would I like them to be all original? Sure.

Two last things: 1) this whole stupid theory is much more valid when it comes to boobs than to games; 2) I'm really glad my wife doesn't read this forums. She wouldn't like to see me talking about her tities like that LOL

[AB Positive]

I'm amazed we just had a 23-post thread about breasts that was relatively mature. This has to be some sort of record for a mostly male hobbyist site. :D

[thom_m]

I'm amazed we just had a 23-post thread about breasts that was relatively mature. This has to be some sort of record for a mostly male hobbyist site. :D

I guess "relatively" is indeed the right word to use here! LOL

But, seriously, it's an interesting subject. At the same time that one could write a whole sociological essay about the implications of a guy using his wife's breats as a display rack (!) for gaming merchandise, some other kid can just look at the images and say "id hit dat lolz". Internet, boobs, democracy. Cool stuff.

[Hardcore]

1) Have we finally reached the desperation level that, since we can't sell some stuff, we have to throw some tease in there? I believe so. And I cry about it.

2) Silicone will never match realness. I even was pushing my wife into getting some augmentation, but I realized that I was trying to make her into something else. So I put the focus back on the wife.

3) If you have to have your wife pose topless or teasing just to sell something, would that make you a pimp(as in the BAD VERSION, not what the kids think), or would it entail that you can't sell squat and suck at selling so bad that you have to sink to that level?

[rpepper9]

Since this thread is pretty much a discussion about fake titties now, shouldn't it be moved over to "off topic"?

[Push Upstairs]

3) If you have to have your wife pose topless or teasing just to sell something, would that make you a pimp(as in the BAD VERSION, not what the kids think), or would it entail that you can't sell squat and suck at selling so bad that you have to sink to that level?

It could be argued that, skin tease aside, the seller is just trying to do something that makes his/her product stand out from the rest.

In the case of the guy I mentioned, it worked because I remembered his stuff years after he (possibly) quit selling CD's.

[Daria]

Fake boobs aside, I think it's hilarious that the seller taped string to the games to fit in with the auction rules.

[The 1 2 P]

Since this thread is pretty much a discussion about fake titties...

If you'd rather talk about fake weiners we have that covered in the GTA4 thread here (http://www.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?t=128256)

[Gameguy]

It could be worse, and it scares me that any used games could have been handled like that.


http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7555/17230242924f4292c1abo0.jpg

[thom_m]

It could be worse, and it scares me that any used games could have been handled like that.


http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7555/17230242924f4292c1abo0.jpg

LOL

"This is weird...this cart I bought on eBay smells funny..."

[Oobgarm]

What the hell? o_O

[The 1 2 P]

"This is weird...this cart I bought on eBay smells funny..."

Well maybe if you cleaned all of that pubic and chest hair off the contacts it wouldn't smell so bad:wink 2:

[otoko]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7555/17230242924f4292c1abo0.jpg

Why do these guys look familiar?...

[kupomogli]

Why do these guys look familiar?...

They probably post here.

[Famidrive-16]

It could be worse, and it scares me that any used games could have been handled like that.


http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/7555/17230242924f4292c1abo0.jpg

So THESE are the games darkslime received...