I just came back from a yard sale......

[Chaz From Phantasy Star 2]

Yes.... it was, for the most part, a pleasant experience...... the birds were singing so many songs that it was basically a bird concert, except I didn't need tickets to listen, and the smiles and hearts of the people were as warm as the magnificent sun. Sadly, though, evil lurked...... a terrible videogame was being sold there for one dollar. Which game, you ask? I am glad you asked..... thanks...... the game in question is.... get ready...... Phantasy Star 3. If Phantasy Star 4 is named The End of the Millennium, Phantasy Star 3 should be named The End of Your Life... it's so horrible it makes even the strongest of people want to kill themselves..... so I confronted the seller....

Me: Yo!
Yard Sale Guy (A man in his late 40s): Hello, young man....
Me: Why the heck are you selling Phantasy Star 3 for this much? The game sucks! You should lower the price by one dollar.
Yard Sale Guy: But that would make it zero dollars..... this is a yard SALE, not a yard giveaway..... I am not forcing you to buy the game.....

So then, right in front of his eyes, I snapped the cartridge in half...

Yard Sale Guy: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! THAT WAS MY SON'S FAVORITE GAME!
Me: Saving your customers from a fate worse than death... and it's your son's favorite game? No.... it was his favorite game....

But I am a good person, so I gave him one dollar to cover the cost.....

More importantly, though, I bought a handful of games......

Rocket Knight Adventures $16
Dynamite Headdy $20
Crusader of Centy $46
Contra: Hard Corps $9
LandStalker $23

Are those games any good? Or did I get ripped off.....

[Nirvana]

Did you really break that cartridge?

[Chaz From Phantasy Star 2]

Can you blame me? It's Phantasy Star 3..... I repeat..... Phantasy Star 3.....

[old_skoolin_jim]

Yes.... it was, for the most part, a pleasant experience...... the birds were singing so many songs that it was basically a bird concert, except I didn't need tickets to listen, and the smiles and hearts of the people were as warm as the magnificent sun. Sadly, though, evil lurked...... a terrible videogame was being sold there for one dollar. Which game, you ask? I am glad you asked..... thanks...... the game in question is.... get ready...... Phantasy Star 3. If Phantasy Star 4 is named The End of the Millennium, Phantasy Star 3 should be named The End of Your Life... it's so horrible it makes even the strongest of people want to kill themselves..... so I confronted the seller....

Me: Yo!
Yard Sale Guy (A man in his late 40s): Hello, young man....
Me: Why the heck are you selling Phantasy Star 3 for this much? The game sucks! You should lower the price by one dollar.
Yard Sale Guy: But that would make it zero dollars..... this is a yard SALE, not a yard giveaway..... I am not forcing you to buy the game.....

So then, right in front of his eyes, I snapped the cartridge in half...

Yard Sale Guy: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! THAT WAS MY SON'S FAVORITE GAME!
Me: Saving your customers from a fate worse than death... and it's your son's favorite game? No.... it was his favorite game....

But I am a good person, so I gave him one dollar to cover the cost.....

More importantly, though, I bought a handful of games......

Rocket Knight Adventures $16
Dynamite Headdy $20
Crusader of Centy $46
Contra: Hard Corps $9
LandStalker $23

Are those games any good? Or did I get ripped off.....

First, that story is total BS and you know it. If he's charging prices that high on those other games, he wouldn't sell PS3 for a dollar.
To answer your question though, yes, they are good games, but you totally overpaid.

[98redM6]

I can imagine Will Ferrel acting all of this out. HAHAHA

[The Shawn]

Chaz I used to think your post's were funny, but this is such an obvious alt account and bull shit story that you have done yourself great in-justice...

Boo to you.

[Push Upstairs]

I think Chaz was channeling a bit of "The Sizz" for that post.

Mostly that first paragraph.

[mnbren05]

You sir are shrewder than an Arabian merchant.

[Richter Belmount]

Can you blame me? It's Phantasy Star 3..... I repeat..... Phantasy Star 3.....

Oh the best game in the whole series.

[Pantechnicon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/pzcortez/facepalms.jpg


But I am a good person...

No. No, you're not. And this thread is definitive proof. If the story is true, then you're a conscienceless punk with no regard for other people's property. If it's bs, then you're just an attention-whoring troll.

Please, Brendan, just gather up your oversized ellipses and bad manners and go back to the negative museum (http://www.digitpress.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1524950&postcount=30) from whence you were spawned.

[TheDomesticInstitution]

Chaz I used to think your post's were funny, but this is such an obvious alt account and bull shit story that you have done yourself great in-justice...

Boo to you.



I agree. Chaz is no longer funny, in any way.

Even Shandling knows when to cool it.

[Ed Oscuro]

I'M GOING TO PLAY MY PHANTASY STAR II W/CHAZ

p.s. I would pay money to see the OP trying to break a Genesis cartridge in half. You can't do it, even with super hueg videogamer wrists.

It's also pretty bloody unlikely that somebody selling "their [DEAD] son's favorite game" for $1 would charge $46 for another.

It's also unlikely that somebody posting at DP wouldn't know how to use the Online Rarity Guide.

[Icarus Moonsight]

Chaz, you alone could sway me to support unlimited trimester abortions...

Go into the forest, get lost and gang raped by a circus seal with a head cold and a minivan full of clown-midgets, contract various strains of genital/anal cooties and die. That's right... die in the forest. Then come back here and post about it. If you're real and not an alt then you're a joke of a human tragedy.

When your folks gave you your first bath they should have held you under until the bubbles stopped...

There, I hope that was close to the response you were fishing for so we can all get moving along with our day. Don't forget the forest! :D

[Chaz From Phantasy Star 2]

No... the response I was wanting was for you people to say whether the games I got were any good.... only Jim has posted something useful....

[The Shawn]

OK OK I'll play along...


Rocket Knight Adventures $16
Dynamite Headdy $20
Crusader of Centy $46
Contra: Hard Corps $9
LandStalker $23

No-one believes that you paid that at a yard sale, douchenozzle.:duh:


Tell me Chaz, I'm getting ready to drop about 165 Genny carts in the buy/sell forum, Please tell me you'll be around...

[Sonicwolf]

Whats that smell *sniff sniff* Oh thats right, Bullshit.

[Chaz From Phantasy Star 2]

Please tell me you'll be around...

You better believe it...

[Superman]

I try my best to take people at their word, but this story doesn't add up. If someone is selling their games for collectible prices, they most likely aren't going to sell a game they don't like for $1.

[skaar]

This guy is so manly and awesome, I wish I was a girl so I could be his girlfriend.

Snapping Genesis cartridges like that just to educate that man... amazing.

[Pezcore343]

Come on guys, if everyone thinks this is just a troll post, ignore it. Doesn't everyone know what trolls want?

...

Responses! =)

[Ed Oscuro]

only Jim has posted something useful....
Wrong, I told you to use the dang Rarity Guide (and you know it's there), or at least the What's It Worth? section like all normal human beings.

Also, Icarus Moonlight gave you a good suggestion too.

[Guru of Time and Space]

Chaz rules forever.

-GoTaS

[Sonicwolf]

celebrate good times SHAMONE!

[Ed Oscuro]

I always felt that Chaz was a sub to Alys's dom

[Push Upstairs]

Chaz, did you type that naked with a towel over your lap?

[The 1 2 P]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/pzcortez/facepalms.jpg

Wow. You took facepalming to a whole new level:)

[Chaz From Phantasy Star 2]

I always felt that Chaz was a sub to Alys's dom

Chaz kills Alys on Ryucross..... then he learns Megid, which makes the chances of Alys dominating even less.......

And no, Push..... why would I do that? I'm wearing an Abercrombie shirt and Levis jeans..... all a guy ever needs...

[Push Upstairs]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/27/improperuse.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2468)

[Pantechnicon]

Chaz, did you type that naked with a towel over your lap?

"Chazzler"...it has a ring to it.

[Ed Oscuro]

Chaz kills Alys on Ryucross..... then he learns Megid, which makes the chances of Alys dominating even less.......
Typical sub bluster. She probably won't punish him for being a bad boy if he acted like that all the time, anyway.

And yes, Chaz, you've been very naughty recently. Get on the chair.

[RASK1904]

If your payin that much for those games check out my auctions....... or wait don't. The whole story every part is crap. Sorry but no one is paying 16 buck for Rocket Knight Adventures??? I'd pay 3 bucks for it if it was complete.

[Cloud121]

I know this is essentially a joke topic, but Phantasy Star III kicked ass. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

[The Shawn]

Well, I guess this is as good as spot as any to call you out 12P, as it's gonna get locked anyhow, or who knows? maybe not.Also it's not worth your own thread .


Your ego and just the fact you feel you can do whatever you want truly boggles the mind.

Tell me, did someone give you permission to use that sig? Hmmnn. I didn't know that was allowed, I shall have to look into one of my own I guess, that is if I really gave a fuck. Or are you just sore that I haven't bumped your thread to reply to your rediculous responses? Or...perhaps maybe because your all but banned at AA.

Ahh, that must be it... And you never really did respond to me about that... You know how you talking about another sites members who are also over here makes some kind of logical sence? Also I am STILL curious if someone gave you permission for that signature? Are you a Mod? Oh, you must be an administrator...That must be it. Because Iv'e seen obnoxious forum members banned for less.

And the way you sell shit, I mean seriously, Iv'e seen MODS on 3 different sites tell you WTF? "NO-ONE HAS YOUR KIOSK DEMOS, PLEASE CHEW CYANIDE CAPSULES AND STAY AWAY FROM OUR MEMBERS!!! PEOPLE WON'T DEAL WITH YOU ON A DARE!!" OR A SIMPLE -2008 CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR THREAD BACK!

But hey, I could be wrong...

Lose the Sig, or shit's gonna hit the fan.

Shawn

[Chaz From Phantasy Star 2]

Why are you two fighting???

And RASK, I highly enjoy Rocket Knight Adventures! It was worth those 16 dollars.

[Vinnysdad]

Well, I guess this is as good as spot as any to call you out 12P, as it's gonna get locked anyhow, or who knows? maybe not.


Your ego and just the fact you feel you can do whatever you want truly boggles the mind.

Tell me, did someone give you permission to use that sig? Hmmnn. I didn't know that was allowed, I shall have to look into one of my own I guess, that is if I really gave a fuck. Or are you just sore that I haven't bumped your thread to reply to your rediculous responses? Or...perhaps maybe because your all but banned at AA.

Ahh, that must be it... And you never really did respond to me about that... You know how you talking about another sites members who are also over here makes some kind of logical sence? Also I am STILL curious if someone gave you permission for that signature? Are you a Mod? Oh, you must be an administrator...That must be it. Because Iv'e seen obnoxious forum members banned for less.

And the way you sell shit, I mean seriously, Iv'e seen MODS on 3 different sites tell you WTF? "NO-ONE HAS YOUR KIOSK DEMOS, PLEASE CHEW CYANIDE CAPSULES AND STAY AWAY FROM OUR MEMBERS!!! PEOPLE WON'T DEAL WITH YOU ON A DARE!!" OR A SIMPLE -2008 CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR THREAD BACK!

But hey, I could be wrong...

Lose the Sig, or shit's gonna hit the fan.

Shawn



Just saw his sig and LOL. Thanks for pointing it out.

[The 1 2 P]

Tell me, did someone give you permission to use that sig? Hmmnn. I didn't know that was allowed

Thats what I said about the three times you thread crapped in my sellers thread. I didn't know that was allowed but you apparently got away with it. And that shall be another of your biggest mistakes.


Or...perhaps maybe because your all but banned at AA.

You aren't a mod over at AA so you can't do shit except talk out your ass like you are doing here. But I'll cetch everyone up to speed. I said, and I quote, "I only use AA to sell stuff and gloat in my blog". The Shawn(being the idiot he is) thought that was some kind of kiss of death on a forum. I mean, using a forum to sell stuff and write in their free blog? Thats the best you got?


In other news, the majority of professional sports players and musicians have came forward with this startling revelation: they initially became sports stars and rock/rap/country musicians to make lots of money and sleep with lots of women. Further more, theres rumors that people who decide to work in gyms do so for the free memberships.


Our final news story today is about a member of one forum board who joined another forum board to.....you're never going to believe this.....to sell stuff in their selling thread and use their free blog to gloat. In 25 years of doing broadcast jounalism I have to admit that this is the most incriminating thing I have ever heard of. He should be ashamed of himself. I mean, of the 10,000 members there, only 9,800 use the selling thread and free blog. You know what that means....there are 200 people out there who are mad at him. For shame.

When I put it like that it makes you look even more like a forum troll asshat. But I guess since you don't have anything tangible to call someone out on you can always make stuff up like using a forums free utilities.


Are you a Mod? Oh, you must be an administrator...That must be it. Because Iv'e seen obnoxious forum members banned for less.

Since Chaz, Iron Dragoon and you are still here, I think I'm ok:wink 2:


And the way you sell shit, I mean seriously, Iv'e seen MODS on 3 different sites tell you WTF? "NO-ONE HAS YOUR KIOSK DEMOS, PLEASE CHEW CYANIDE CAPSULES AND STAY AWAY FROM OUR MEMBERS!!! PEOPLE WON'T DEAL WITH YOU ON A DARE!!" OR A SIMPLE -2008 CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR THREAD BACK!

There you go talking out of your ass again(three sites? nice try). Whats next, are you going to tell me how people hate the quarters I put over my price tags? Oh wait, you already did (http://www.digitpress.com/forum/showthread.php?t=124037&page=7) that. In a world where the economy is shitty, our troops are in overseas wars and gas prices are on the rise, the real hot button topic(according to The Shawn) is people putting quarters over price tags in their selling threads. You obviously don't think before you open your mouth.


But hey, I could be wrong...

You always are.


Lose the Sig, or shit's gonna hit the fan.

What are you going to do....cry to the mods? I don't remember alerting them when you thread crapped my selling thread for 2 and a half days(despite that not being allowed). I simply dealt with you as the forum troll you are. You have less game than the Detroit Lions and less common sense than Lindsey Lohan after three drinks. You scare nobody.

At this point, you might as well resort to either gay, racial or momma jokes. I mean, it's not like you have anything else going for you. Make sure the next time you try to call someone out you pick someone weak who can't fight back. And also make sure you have atleast one valid point to present(you have none). But you'd know that if you had any common sense. Three years and you still haven't made a relevant post. Give up already.

[Tupin]

Hey, what's going on in this thread?

[Eternal Tune]

http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr306/THE-1-2-P/untitled-1.jpg

That achievement looks bootlegged. Everyone knows I already unlocked "Made TheShawn Your Bitch Twice" achievements months ago on vbender. Stop stealing my bitch please. I need him to do somemore slutting around and turn a few tricks to make daddy a quick buck.