The Most Sexually Suggestive Video Game Titles

[mobiusclimber]

This list is far from complete so any suggestions to it would be appreciated. I’ve avoided listing actual porn game titles for two reasons: a) they’re meant to be sexually suggestive the way an ad for a Big Mac is meant to make you feel hungry; and b) most of them actually don’t sound sexually suggestive at all (for example, Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties sounds more like a spin-off Mario title, like Hotel Mario, than a pornographic game). I will admit that some of the titles on this list are stretching the imagination a bit to make them sound suggestive. Rest assured it’s merely a case of I-Have-A-Filthy-Mind-itis. I would say that I suffer from advanced stages of this disease, except that there’s no “suffering” involved. Har har har. Also, I will probably at some point add the platform that each game has appeared on.

Anyway, without further ado, a list for the Beavis & Butthead in all of us, the most sexually suggestive video game titles:

SOUNDS PAINFUL
Ballz: The Director's Cut
Ballz 3D: The Battle of The Ballz
Jammit
Shove It
Ballblazer
Woody Pop
Ball Breakers
Ball Busters

SOUNDS LIKE BODY PARTS/FUNCTIONS
Nuts & Milk
Wild Woody
Squeeze Box
Seaman
Golden Balls
Dangerous Seed
Happy Pairs
Sticky Balls
6 Inch My Darling
Wild Snake

BEST USE OF "ME" TIME
Alone in the Dark: One Eyed Jack's Revenge
Spawn: In the Demon's Hand
Ball Jacks

MOST SATISFYING
Climax Landers
Happy Breeding
Night Head

SOUNDS CREEPY
Sneak N Peek
Lady Stalker
Disney's Hide & Sneak

POSSIBLY KINKY
Barnyard Fun
Squish 'Em
Booby Kids
SCAT
Hot Blooded Family
Three Dirty Dwarves

SOUNDS LIKE A POSITION
Bump N Jump
Pole Position

SIMILAR TO A PORN TITLE
Hot Action Pack
Normy's Beach Babe-O-Rama
Big Bang Show
Fantasy Zone
Pokemon (a gay Jamaican porno?)
N.U.D.E.: Natural Ultimate Digital Experiment (sounds like interactive porn)

THE ALSO-RANS

One title that confuses me is Call of Duty: Big Red One. Call of Duty sounds like someone needs to take a dump, whereas Big Red One sounds like a dog with a boner. (Hey maybe it's Clifford!)

A title that just tries too hard to be juvenile is Big Mutha Truckers 2: Truck Me Harder. Ok, I get the pun there, but what exactly does it mean to Truck someone Harder? A pun only works when it makes sense two ways. This doesn’t. You can’t truck anything, from a person to a crate of bananas, harder. What makes this all the more perplexing is that it’s easy to change this into a pun that works. Truck Me FASTER has a pun-ey double meaning. It could actually have something to do with trucks.

Judging from the title alone, it’s possible that the gameplay in Age of Booty consists of nothing more than a rousing game of Make-Sure-She’s-Over-18. But hey if you lose, you can always enjoy the ever-popular prison mini-game Don’t-Drop-The-Soap!

Here’s one that’s almost sexually suggestive and horrifying at the same time: Airline 69 – Return to Casablanca. This one is actually quite disturbing to people with a perverted AND over-active imagination. It starts out with a great “Mile High Club” reference, and then just veers into truly terrifying territory. All I can think of is Humphrey Bogart giving new meaning to his famous phrase “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid!” Excuse me now; I have to go be sick.

[tubeway]

The Sega Saturn import puzzle game, "Tama: Adventurous Ball in Giddy Labyrinth"

[RASK1904]

Check out Beat 'em and Eat 'em!!!

[tubeway]

Check out Beat 'em and Eat 'em!!!

tl;dr in the first post, eh?

[aclbandit]

I can't fathom how anyone beat me to the "Booby Kids" title, yet somehow, you managed. Kudos.

[mobiusclimber]

I can't fathom how anyone beat me to the "Booby Kids" title, yet somehow, you managed. Kudos.

As sad as this probably sounds, this list wasn't something I just brainstormed and typed up in half an hour. I actually spent time pouring over lists of games to compile it. But there were a handful of titles that I'd not only thought of before starting work on the list, but that were the inspiration for writing the list in the first place. Booby Kids was one of those titles.

[ShinobiMan]

Brilliant list. Might I add:

Midnight Raiders
Snatcher or Snatch Her or better yet Her Snatch.

I think this is the first time I've ever had Sega CD and sex on my mind... on second thought, I HAVE played Night Trap. :angel:

[PentiumMMX]

One that deserves a mention is Dragon Wang

[Smashed Brother]

Actually, I always got a chuckle from the game, "Homo". It's an old 80's Arkanoid clone. I still play it on my PSP occasionally :)

[jcalder8]

These are amateur films but they could work:

Flower
Zak and Wiki
Wii Play
Stranglehold
Blue Dragon
Sneak King
Mass Effect

[Rickstilwell1]

What about Spanky's Adventure, Spanky's Quest and Feel the Magic?

[gum_drops]

Hard n Heavy - Amiga
Meat Puppet - PC
Thrust Twist and Turn - PC
Ram It - Atari
Jam Sessions - NDS

[Sonicwolf]

Check out Beat 'em and Eat 'em!!!

I second that.

[newtype5]

Irritating Stick

[sebastiankirchoff]

Iggy's Wreckin Balls
Wargasm
MGS3: Snake Eater

[kupomogli]

Magical Pop'n. Suggestive title. Even the games cover looks like you'll be seeing this blonde loli witch get naked. Unfortunately it never happens. However it's an awesome platformer and you all should go play it.

You play as a girl(princess,) named Pop'n, which by the games title you think you would be Pop'n, however that is not true as unfortunate events ensue. So you play around making her do all this really cute stuff and you end up finding out she is a fucking awesome ninja princess with magic and cool stuff like turning into a ball. At one point during the game, Pop'n will be attacked by a bunch of balls(balls all over Pop'n, seriously.)

http://www.flammie.net/vse/trans/popn/popn.png

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/9/581829_22071_front.jpg

[The 1 2 P]

I like the list but you should add which system each game is from next to it. You know, for reference sake;)

When Coldbeer gets here I'm sure he'll be able to triple your list without even thinking too hard, lol.

[j_factor]

The European version of The Rub Rabbits (which is already borderline) is called Project Rub.

[Ed Oscuro]

C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa

PCB I hope to acquire soon :O

[Rickstilwell1]

Oh, don't forget the RPG, Lady Stalker for Super Famicom.

[Haoie]

What was that newer Leisure Suit Larry title called?

Magna Cum something?

[Ed Oscuro]

What was that newer Leisure Suit Larry title called?

Magna Cum something?
Magna Cum Laude

[Rev. Link]

Hilarious list, mobiusclimber!

[hush]

This thread is hilarious i didnt know there were so many suggestive games out thereLOL

[jcalder8]

Some more:

Adventure Island trilogy
Beauty and the beast
A boy and his blob
Crash N the boys
Mario Party 1-8

[Steve W]

You had Sticky Balls for the Gizmondo on the list! Bravo!

Golden Axe: Beast Rider was an odd name for a game. Penny Arcade did a comic about it, with Gabe thinking it was going to be a Japanese bestiality sim or something, and getting upset when it was just a lousy action game.

Spawn In The Demon's Hand was a weird title for the Dreamcast game. If the devil grabs me down below, I don't think it'll 'spawn'. Far from it.

[shawnbo42]

Don't know if you can throw in arcade as well, but there's a wacky gator clone made by Namco called, seriously, "Sweet Licks"

[kupomogli]

Here are some others.

Mega Man's Japanese title, Rock Man, is a technically suggestive theme.

Final Fantasy XXX The thirtieth game in the series. Even though it's not here right now, we all know it's coming. Only 17 more games left to go. I just hope that I'm alive to see what they do with that one. Please stay with roman numerals Square-Enix.

Monkey Ball and Super Monkey Ball

Hard Drivin'

Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake and Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.

[Tupin]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/01/Tube_Slider.jpg/422px-Tube_Slider.jpg

That's all I've got.

[Jorpho]

Popful Mail? Nah.

I bet Kibo Explains MAME (http://web.archive.org/web/20051217141358/www.mame.net/kibo.html) has some good material...

Buck Rogers and the Planet of Zoom
Cosmo Gang: The Video (http://www.klov.com/game_detail.php?game_id=7408)
Pnickies
Pomping World
Xexex

[Sonicwolf]

Sexual Fantasies for the CD32?

[Gameguy]

Nobody mentioned RapeLay yet.

[The 1 2 P]

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Crackdown
TNA Impact

[aclbandit]

Nobody mentioned RapeLay yet.
Most folks probably prefer to forget it exists. And besides, that's not sexually suggestive, it's blatantly creepy. :P

[Matt-El]

Lode Runner. Cause it's no good when your Lode runs all over the place.

[hbkprm]

any hentai game

[Sonicwolf]

Most folks probably prefer to forget it exists. And besides, that's not sexually suggestive, it's blatantly creepy. :P

True that. Very true *shudders*

Some game designers are pretty perversed.

[scooterb23]

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Make Your Own Video - Sega CD
Cannon Man - Sears cart for 2600
Lochjaw - 2600

But the one game, I can't believe noone has mentioned yet...

Mr. Do!

[Nikademus1969]

Final Fantasy XXX The thirtieth game in the series. Even though it's not here right now, we all know it's coming. Only 17 more games left to go. I just hope that I'm alive to see what they do with that one. Please stay with roman numerals Square-Enix.


*Heh*

[TheRedEye]

I've got a good one for the Possibly Kinky category:

Elevator Action

[Steve W]

Nobody's mentioned Bonk!

[mobiusclimber]

Wow there's some good suggestions in here for additions to the list. Others... you guys have dirtier minds then I do, obviously. (Mario Party... sexually suggestive...?)

As for Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em and RapeLay, I chose not to include the titles of actual porn games, or there'd be quite a few more than just those. Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em would work great if the game was about cannibal conquests or something. (Actually it sounds like it describes a rousing game of Pac-Man.)

Finally, check the list again, I DO include Lady Stalker and Spawn: In the Demon's Hand. :)

[TheRedEye]

I'm feeling good today, I got a little Elevator Action last night if you know what I'm saying.

[Haoie]

Retro gamers have filthy minds.

Got it.

[TheRedEye]

Retro gamers have filthy minds.

Got it.

You seem stressed, what say we hit that emergency stop button and engage in a little Elevator Action to let out that aggression?

[gum_drops]

You seem stressed, what say we hit that emergency stop button and engage in a little Elevator Action to let out that aggression?

I was thinking he could cut the lights, lock the door and play a little Alone in the Dark One Eyed Jack's Revenge. That is always a good stress reliever.

[Iron Draggon]

sexually suggestive:

36 Great Holes
Balls of Steel
Black Hole Assault
Cosmic Spacehead
Dick Tracy
Dynamite Headdy
Garfield: Caught in the Act
Hamster Ball
Herbie: Fully Loaded
Jack Bros.
Juiced
Loaded
Mr. Bones
Mr. Nutz
The Ooze
Re-Loaded

potty humor:

Blast Wind
Whizz

[kupomogli]

36 Great Holes

That title is win.

I looked up on Gamefaqs just to see all games with the word hole in it. Found Hole Hunter for the Atari 2600. This game really exist?

[Sonicwolf]

sexually suggestive:


Garfield: Caught in the Act


I never before realized how perversed that sounds. LOL