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06-22-2009, 10:20 PM
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While some folks wait to subscribe to the reanimated EGM later this year (http://www.joystiq.com/2009/05/29/egm-sold-to-original-founder-resuming-publication-this-year/), those who currently have a subscription to the deceased periodical (http://www.joystiq.com/2009/01/06/official-ugo-buys-1up-egm-dead/) have begun receiving their replacement magazine: Maxim. Yes, the mag that controversially scored 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand higher (http://xbox.joystiq.com/2009/01/20/oh-snap-maxim-scores-50-cent-2-higher-than-killzone-2-sfiv/) than Killzone 2 (http://joystiq.com/tag/killzone-2) and Street Fighter IV (http://joystiq.com/tag/street-fighter-iv), is clearly the right replacement for the demographic.
A note on the issue of Maxim arriving in mailboxes states that the balance of customers' paid EGM subscription will be fulfilled by the engorging engaging mag. Have fun boys! And, um, sorry to any of those female subscribers. We're sure you'll love all those articles Maxim is famous for.
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Oobgarm
06-23-2009, 09:09 AM
I was not pleased to see my subscription transferred over. I was happy that Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the cover though. I'll be sending my label in for a refund.
Their articles are honestly the best part of the mag, as their photoshoots aren't that great.
Therealqtip
06-23-2009, 09:22 AM
It's funny to all the little kids that are now getting this magazine
Cryomancer
06-23-2009, 10:11 AM
If it was the UK version you would at least get some nudity with your airbrush.
Poorfamily
06-23-2009, 11:15 AM
My wife went off the deep end when the first issue showed up! Of course the issue with the label explanation came LATER! I had no idea. Thanks a lot EGM/MAXIM! You SUCK!!!
Baloo
06-23-2009, 11:50 AM
Ahahaha, that's rich. Why would you change a video game magazine to an adult magazine? The complaints they're going to get from this is going to be astronomical.
I wouldnt call maxim an adult mag, I mean I guess its not really for kids under 14...
I actually like maxim alot,
c0ldb33r
06-23-2009, 12:33 PM
Maxim's alright I guess, but if you're going to buy Maxim, just buy Penthouse. Same articles, less clothing.
iycon
06-23-2009, 12:55 PM
wow. Glad my subscription expired with the final issue. My wife also would be pissed, and i would have to try to explain things. This happenedbefore with another magazine.
Slightly off topic. I still had a few months left on my subscription to Tips&Tricks when it ended July of '07. To this day, i still get the bi-monthly(?) Codebooks. I recieved my ,maby, 12th codebook and im starting to think I got a lifetime subscription to it.
GarrettCRW
06-23-2009, 01:13 PM
Way to pigeon hole the entire audience. Granted, I like boobies, but if I'm going to indulge in them, I'll get a magazine that A) has naked boobies, and B) has a slightly higher bar for celebrity boobies.
scooterb23
06-23-2009, 01:32 PM
There's an irony about this.
Guys, those are boobs. If you use the grooming and fashion tips in the magazine...you may even get to touch them :D
GarrettCRW
06-23-2009, 01:40 PM
Guys, those are boobs. If you use the grooming and fashion tips in the magazine...you may even get to touch them :D
I'd probably have to commit suicide if I were to find myself seriously considering the advice found in an issue of Maxim.
c0ldb33r
06-23-2009, 01:49 PM
I'd probably have to commit suicide if I were to find myself seriously considering the advice found in an issue of Maxim.
I've bought a knife based on a recommendation from penthouse and also they sometimes have workout tips. I expect that Maxim is the same (although I haven't bought Maxim in years)
GarrettCRW
06-23-2009, 02:19 PM
Maxim has a much more juvenile tone than Penthouse.
Plus, as the linked article implied, their game recommendations are often bad, the movie recommendations aren't much better, and the famous girls they drool over are often not very famous or hot. With that taste, I tend not to value the magazine's opinions much.
BHvrd
06-23-2009, 07:50 PM
It's funny to all the little kids that are now getting this magazine
http://www.herloyalsons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/ralphie_soap.jpg
I'd probably have to commit suicide if I were to find myself seriously considering the advice found in an issue of Maxim.
you know what, Ive used the advice its given me to land a 3some, and it worked...
otaku
06-24-2009, 12:25 AM
not a big fan of maxim but still they could have replaced it with something worse right? As for these sorts of mags playboy has olivia munn this month from G4 :o
but not nude :(
Poorfamily
06-24-2009, 11:06 AM
you know what, Ive used the advice its given me to land a 3some, and it worked...
Congrats Crom! Those are pretty cool aren't they!! \\^_^/
Aussie2B
06-24-2009, 04:39 PM
And, um, sorry to any of those female subscribers. We're sure you'll love all those articles Maxim is famous for.
That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm kind of insulted that they'd do this. I don't care how high the percentage of male subscribers to EGM was; it was NOT a men's magazine and it's disrespectful to what small female subscriber base did support them to think this is a proper replacement. I wasn't a subscriber when the magazine went under (thank goodness, because I may as well thrown away my money if I started getting Maxim instead), but I was about a year prior to that. So a big "F U" to whatever suit is still holding onto the backwoods mentality that video games are exclusively a boy's club.
Daria
06-24-2009, 04:48 PM
That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm kind of insulted that they'd do this. I don't care how high the percentage of male subscribers to EGM was; it was NOT a men's magazine and it's disrespectful to what small female subscriber base did support them to think this is a proper replacement. I wasn't a subscriber when the magazine went under (thank goodness, because I may as well thrown away my money if I started getting Maxim instead), but I was about a year prior to that. So a big "F U" to whatever suit is still holding onto the backwoods mentality that video games are exclusively a boy's club.
I personally think it's dick to replace a subscription with another subscription regardless of the content. But at least they have contact information for getting a refund.
Wait... it says pro-rated refund. Does that mean you still get charged for the issues they forced on you? Or no?
rbudrick
06-25-2009, 02:11 AM
Aww, come on even women love JLH! She's too damn darling not to!
-Rob
mnbren05
06-25-2009, 02:25 AM
Haha this happened to me when one of my other magazines went I started getting Mens Health. Will it switch back when the time comes, probably not.
jb143
06-25-2009, 03:06 AM
Their articles are honestly the best part of the mag, as their photoshops aren't that great.
Fixed
Oobgarm
06-25-2009, 06:22 AM
Well yeah, I thought that just went without saying, you know.
c0ldb33r
06-25-2009, 07:21 AM
Fixed
I haven't seen Maxim in a while but it can't be as bad as Playboy was in the late 90s/early 2000s.
Those chicks were so blurry they looked a chick from Star Trek: TOS.
Querjek
06-25-2009, 07:39 AM
I just got my third Maxim in two weeks from this, so finally I sent in my mailing label. Let's hope there was actually some money left in the account :D
Flashback2012
06-25-2009, 10:07 AM
Kinda bizarre they're sending out Maxim as a replacement. :smash:
On an unrelated note, I had no idea that Tips & Tricks was no longer being published. :puppydogeyes:
tomwaits
06-25-2009, 10:37 AM
I've actually received 3 issues of Maxim in the last week. Both the May & June issues arrived the same day, and I got the July issue yesterday.
The cover note says to request cancellation by mail, but I didn't want to wait. I called their subscriber phone number, who put my subscription on hold and referred me to their accounting phone number for a refund. They referred me to the subscription agency who took payment for EGM subscriptions. I had to leave a message with them and they haven't called me back yet.
So, I've now got three unwanted issues of Maxim taken out of my pro-rated refund. If you send a written request, they'll probably mail you a couple more issues before the request makes the rounds and you get money back...
Push Upstairs
06-25-2009, 03:36 PM
Years ago I'd pick up a Maxim if there was a someone I liked in the magazine, that was about it. I admit the captions on some of the pictures were funny, but the magazine wasn't really one I was dying to read.
Kinda pointless for me to bother picing up the magazine when pictures can be found online (on their website or elsewhere).
LOL @ EGM finishing up subs via Maxim.
JohnnyBlaze
06-25-2009, 03:50 PM
Maybe they thought that everyone who plays video games has no life and can't get a woman if they tried. So they send us a magazines with a bunch of scantily clad women so we can play with our joysticks when we're not playing with our controllers.
That's discrimination! Someone call Jesse Jackson! :P
Iron Draggon
06-29-2009, 08:37 AM
There's an irony about this.
Guys, those are boobs. If you use the grooming and fashion tips in the magazine...you may even get to touch them :D
but why would you want to? I've never understood what's supposed to be so erotic about them... especially compared to the other parts of a woman... not that those do anything for me either, but at least I can understand them
c0ldb33r
06-29-2009, 09:20 AM
but why would you want to?
uhhh... because they're BOOBS! jugs, melons, whos-whos, bazingas, jamungas!, hooters, blouse puppies... I mean, that's reason enough right there!
http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/c0ldb33r/pic20493.jpg
Push Upstairs
06-29-2009, 02:08 PM
Zapp Brannigan: I find the most erotic part of the woman to be the boobies
I don't really know to describe the attraction. Maybe its a Freud thing.
snes_collector
06-29-2009, 05:10 PM
Hmm, this must be just for people who were paying I suppose? I was receiving EGM for free after I did a survey someone put on here, and I haven't got any Maxim's.
Trebuken
06-29-2009, 08:40 PM
There weren't enough pictures of JLH...
I have Maxim through 2012...YES!!!
Seriously, it's not worth calling for a refund, I think I got a free one year subscription plus another year real cheap...