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j_factor
10-24-2009, 11:58 PM
Sadly, it'll be a download-only PSP game. The press release is pretty awesome: (http://www.aksysgames.com/2009/10/23/aksys-making-sexy-time-with-cho-aniki-zero/)


Aksys Games, a publisher of interactive entertainment products, proudly brings you this announcement, in exaltation of all that is manly: in spring 2010, Cho Aniki Zero will be oiled up and ready to thrust its way onto your PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) system! Sold exclusively as a digital download through the PlayStation®Store, Cho Aniki Zero gives players the chance to take part in an epic struggle alongside heroes Idaten and Benten as they blast through the muscle-bounded forces of Emperor Balzac II.

Cho Aniki Zero brings manliness back to the old-school shoot-em-up genre and, warps it to another dimension of sights and sounds. In Cho Aniki Zero, players will be introduced to brand-new characters and newly heightened experiences of rhythmic action, intertwined with the famous BGM of Kouji Hayama. Battle through five man-rageous levels of brotherly love and muscle-on-muscle madness!

The Story So Far…

Since the death of Balzac, the Builder Planet has celebrated a long period of peace.

However, as time goes by, protein becomes scarce, and protein deficiency is soon a serious problem for the Builder Planet. As people struggle for control over what protein is left, Balzac II begins his subtle rise to power…

Learning of his return, Idaten and Benten take up arms and begin their man-tastic voyage…

“Cho Aniki Zero is a real trip,” said Frank “Bo” deWindt II, Associate Producer, Aksys Games. “It’s wacky, hilarious, and just plain fun. Be it the crazy characters, the challenging gameplay, or even the out-of-this-world enemies, you’ll find yourself chugging down protein shakes between levels before you know it!”

Key Features:

• MUSCLE REIGNS SUPREME

Choose between Idaten and Benten, then select your “Option” (sidekick) such as Samson, Adon, or Micha & El. Defeat Emperor Balzac before he claims the universe’s protein for himself!

• MEN’S BEEEEEEEAM!
Too much man-action on the screen? Collect enough Man Protein to unleash the devastating attack of the Men’s Beam!

• IT’S RAINING MEN!
Blaze through five man-mazing levels of love, and bear witness to the birth and rebirth of some of the greatest bromances of all time!

• CHOOSE WISELY…
Cho Aniki Zero offers multiple paths that leads to various endings for our muscle-bound heroes!

Aussie2B
10-25-2009, 01:59 AM
Yeah, I was thinking about posting about this, but I was too busy being depressed about the download-only format. Guess I'm still stuck importing.

portnoyd
10-25-2009, 10:37 AM
"Protein".

Awesome.

The 1 2 P
10-26-2009, 01:44 AM
Cho Aniki Zero will be oiled up and ready to thrust its way onto your PSP

Now thats what you call PR done right. Too bad Sony didn't have these guys back during the "creepy baby in white room" ad days, even though they aren't Sony exclusive publishers.

Icarus Moonsight
10-26-2009, 04:56 AM
So Aksys says, "Cho Aniki is too sexy for UMD."

Typical.

Robocop2
10-26-2009, 11:05 AM
I was thinking that my PS3 was missing some sort of homoerotic element and this should take care of it ;)

rbudrick
11-12-2009, 03:19 PM
I just went through the Wii VC TG16 Super CD game the other night. Awesome game. Gayer than gay, but awesome.

-Rob

DonMarco
11-12-2009, 06:31 PM
"Homoerotic?" "Gay?"

Did you guys clearly not see the word "bromances" in the PR statement?? Only straight people can be bromantic to each other, for gay guys it's plain old romantic. Clearly you two are seeing what you want to see, and I thank you for keeping your fantasies to yourselves. Good day!

rbudrick
11-12-2009, 07:27 PM
"Homoerotic?" "Gay?"

Did you guys clearly not see the word "bromances" in the PR statement?? Only straight people can be bromantic to each other, for gay guys it's plain old romantic. Clearly you two are seeing what you want to see, and I thank you for keeping your fantasies to yourselves. Good day!

Don, Adon and Samson are gay. It even lists their sexual preference as men in one of the games. These games are gay, bro! Awesome, and gay.

-Rob

Aussie2B
11-12-2009, 10:27 PM
It even lists their sexual preference as men in one of the games.

Wha? Where?

They're not gay for each other at least, despite what the poses may suggest. They are brothers after all. :)

Icarus Moonsight
11-13-2009, 10:39 AM
Was gay bro-con just implied? O_O OMG, DP is turning into a yaoi fan-fic! *runs and screams*