Buying, so who's selling?

[Mickey Rourke]

I'm buying, who's selling?

Yesterday, I went to Wendy's and ate a Baconator. Then, when I shat, the shit was the baconator!! Then, when I ordered a vanilla Frosty, it was white!!!!! Wanna explain that to me?

Also, I fought someone in the ring and he sharted himself. Why did I have to punch him in the ear with my dick?

FUCK MY LIFE!

ET and his magic finger.. what of it? Piss U!

[BeaglePuss]

I'm buying, who's selling?

Yesterday, I went to Wendy's and ate a Baconator. Then, when I shat, the shit was the baconator!! Then, when I ordered a vanilla Frosty, it was white!!!!! Wanna explain that to me?

Also, I fought someone in the ring and he sharted himself. Why did I have to punch him in the ear with my dick?

FUCK MY LIFE!

ET and his magic finger.. what of it? Piss U!
This is amazingly unfunny. Ban this tard please.

[Mickey Rourke]

I'm as much unfunny as you fuckin' suck dick. I'm hoping that you believe the scale isn't too high there, chincockoman.

gg, booboo.