The Video Gaming Urinal

[digitalpress]

You can't make this stuff up. Check it out.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/scitech/US/techtv_urinalgame030620.html

http://media.abcnews.com/media/SciTech/images/ho_urinal_game_030619_nv.jpg

[tynstar]

Thats not new. I have been playing the GameBoy in the crapper for years.

Would you plat a multi player game on that knowing the other people are going to the bathroom.

[Oberfuhrer Hamm]

:hmm: Very odd. I bet that the buttons or whatever is used to play the game would look and smell just peachy after a while... :moon:

[bargora]

If you read the article, you'll see that the only control input required is your urine stream.

I'm slightly suspicious that this will turn out to be another "iLoo" type hoax. But if it's not, I wonder if Urine Control will be available for console games. I would gladly use a urine stream input method rather than a standard NES controller.

[Oberfuhrer Hamm]

Your urine stream huh?

I bet that if you were playing a shmup and wanted to initiate hyperspace or whatever, in the excitement you would probably piss all over the guy next to you. LOL

"Right. Now left. Right. Right! Left! LEFT DAMMIT! Lef... Oops!"

[dave2236]

I would think that men "missing" would be a bigger problem if they are trying to play the game. Christ its hard for some men to piss straight and now you want them to play a game also?

Also, WTF kind of game can you play for only 15-25 seconds. I'm with tynstar, I'll just keep my gameboy in teh bathroom with tetris and Spot.

Or I'll install a TV and NES in my bathroom

[ManekiNeko]

Nah, they demonstrated this on TechTV the other day. It seems legit to me... they even designed a special controller so the ladies could get in on the action.
Just when you thought video games couldn't get more immature and obsessed with machismo, along comes this.

JR

[Mr. NEStalgia]

This is retarded...Kids'll spend an hour in the bathroom cheating with a sqirt bottle to get the highscore.

-=Mr. NEStalgia=-

[udisi]

What about the female gammer? :/ would they need an attachment of some sort? :D

[Captain Wrong]

I'm dissapointed no one has made the manditory "playing with your joystick" comment.

:(

[Ed Oscuro]

The attatchment for women...disturbing...

[IGotTheDot]

I hope it doesn't splash back as much as the "drill a hole in the urinal cake" game.

[Arqueologia_Digital]

If you read the article, you'll see that the only control input required is your urine stream.
:hmm:

[Oberfuhrer Hamm]

Yeech, I would not even want to start to imagine what a urinal-gamer tournament would be like... *shudder*

[scooterb23]

The next generation of gaming...

Piss Piss Revolution :hmm:

[captain nintendo]

now i can play games while pissing...just hope i pay attention and dont piss on the next guys shoes

[slapdash]

I'm dissapointed no one has made the manditory "playing with your joystick" comment.

Well, the article does start out with "Hold on to your joysticks, men."...

I just want to know if the sensors measure penis length too. Because the shorter guys are handicapped compared to the longer ones as far as accuracy (further from the target) but the longer guys are handicapped compared to the longer ones as far as aiming speed (moving the gun around). I think the scores would have to be adjusted in relation to it, but it would take a grant to figure out the equations...

[autobotracing]

The next generation of gaming...

Piss Piss Revolution :hmm:


yesssssssssssssssssssssssss that would rock except instead of 4 foot songs there are 4 joystick songs

[davidbrit2]

Yeah, keep your eyes open for Konami's latest Peemani game later this fall: Pissin' Freaks. Rumor has it that it will support Session mode with Bidet Mania.

But these guys really need to make a multiplayer game that pits you against the other gents, in a Doom style scenario, trying to whiz on one another.

[punkoffgirl]

What about the female gammer? :/ would they need an attachment of some sort? :D


I've never been able to piss in any direction other than down, so I can guarantee an "attachment" would be needed, but I'm wondering if anyone would want to use it after the first person..

Besides, it would cut into my reading time.

[ianoid]

Since it's uncouth to carry your literature in at a public/work restroom (harks of a Seinfeld episode about book contamination), I typically have to play cell phone games to distract myself from autonomic functions. My g-damn mobile has blackjack (unfair deck), mindbuster and some slow pong.

Now that I'm up for a new phone, anyone have recommendations for a gaming phone? Ok, the hitch is that it has to be Verizon- which means no Nokia, right?

Too many sigs to use just one:

First in line for the Catheter controller,

Hoping for a direct hit,

No matter how much you shake and dance,

Now my cat's not the only one to piss on my video game,

Working on my new restroom title: Urinal Illustrator,

ian