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digitalpress
06-25-2003, 01:57 PM
Prose, Poems, and Emoto-Versatronic Expressionist Pieces About Video Games (1980-2003)

Blue Wizard Is About To Die! is Seth "Fingers" Flynn Barkan's literary love song to the arcades of the eighties. Focusing on great machines like "Joust", "Sinistar", and many others, the reader is led through a rich catalogue of experiences that range from the ridiculous to the sublime. Blue Wizard also makes a compelling argument for seeing video games as works of art, portraying them as "movement drama" and comparing them to great symphonic works of music. An absolute must for anyone who knows video games and an essential for poetry enthusiasts, Blue Wizard will forever alter your concept of what is possible in modern verse.

http://www.twhi.org/rip/wizard/wizard_thumb.jpg

Excerpt:

MARIO IN EXILE:
"I AM PLANNING GREAT THINGS!"
the drunken Italian dictator shouts,
legs extended, like Stalin
in repose before the fireplace,
lost in books and leather and the madness
of dreams gone wrong.
He laughs, suddenly,
a dark, cold, merciless laugh of
brutal irony, joyless mirth; reminiscent of
gulag exemptions denied,
of punks murdered with axes in the street.
He throws the brandy snifter against the wall.
"GREAT THINGS!" he roars,
re-iterating his main premise to the blank walls...
the resultant silence replaced by a soft chuckle,
dead in the air, muffled
by the books and the leather.
"Where is the music?" he mumbles, humming
the theme from his first great campaign... trails off, then silence.
he stares at the Persian rug, lost inside himself
he begins tweaking his mustache,
the one thing that remains vibrant
on his craggy face;
well-waxed and black as sin,
the life-energy of the land absorbed
in those hairs;
"GReat things," he whispers, drooling, in hiccup,
a smile rudely stretched across his face,
souring into grimace...
he does not call for the princess
for she is dead, turtle shell in the head;
self-inflicted, clutching a note with one question:
"where has my plumber gone?"

Copyright 2003 by Seth Barkan

digitalpress
06-25-2003, 02:00 PM
You know we're always up for new things at Classic Gaming Expo.

The artist will be doing a few readings during the show (I'm thinking 4 times each day for about 5 minutes each) on the stage area, where the bands and DJ will be for most of the weekend. Should be interesting!

Ed Oscuro
06-25-2003, 02:01 PM
Well, I wouldn't try to claim that many of the games I've run across are anything but workman-like garbage...still, from the poem you've copied over I don't think he selected those. Surprisingly, that one made me think a bit. Funny end too :P

AB Positive
06-25-2003, 02:28 PM
I liked that poem, an interesting ending and makes you feel just a bit different about everyone's favorite plumber. However, "Turtle shell to the head, self inflicted" is possibly one the the most disturbing yet funny mental images I've had this week.

-AG

udisi
06-25-2003, 02:34 PM
Man, and I thought this was a Gauntlet thread :-D

Ed Oscuro
06-25-2003, 02:50 PM
Man, and I thought this was a Gauntlet thread :-D

Same here ;P

Sniderman
06-25-2003, 03:50 PM
Man, and I thought this was a Gauntlet thread :-D

Same here ;PRemember: Don't shoot food!

Arqueologia_Digital
06-25-2003, 07:17 PM
A VG book poem??? O_O...hehe, i never thought it...

Jorpho
06-25-2003, 09:37 PM
I had a chance to read a non-final version of the book. It's quality stuff, folks.
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maxlords
06-26-2003, 08:23 AM
Elf shot the potion!

When will this be available to buy....I'd LOVE to get a copy of the book!

slapdash
06-27-2003, 06:50 PM
When will this be available to buy....I'd LOVE to get a copy of the book!

I second the question -- when is it due?

Anonymous
06-27-2003, 06:54 PM
*Prints Out*

*Stickies on Wall in Cubicle at Nintendo*