Funny game titles if you make a typo (and what would the game be like)?

[Cornelius]

I just saw a list of NES games that had "Battletoads vs. doub le dragon". Made me smile as I thought of a two headed dragon holding a baguette and a glass of wine, talking in an outrageous French accent.

Naturally that led to this thread and my next 'typo game': Duck Punt. That'd be a fun game!

So, what can you come up with?

[megasdkirby]

Not too impressive, but "Mono poly" for SMS (label variation).

Mono is one and poly is many.

So basically it's one many? LOL

[BetaWolf47]

I just saw a list of NES games that had "Battletoads vs. doub le dragon". Made me smile as I thought of a two headed dragon holding a baguette and a glass of wine, talking in an outrageous French accent.

Not to mention fighting against the Battletoads...

Naturally that led to this thread and my next 'typo game': Duck Punt. That'd be a fun game!
Thanks for bringing up Duck Hunt. When I was fixing my NES a couple of years back, I had SMB/Duck Hunt glitch on me. On the Duck Hunt title screen, where it said, "Game A 1 Duck", the D was rapidly alternating between a D and an F...

[ShinobiMan]

Pansy Dragoon
Cockwork Knight
Ninja Gay Den
Donkey Kong Jr. Bath
Turok: The Dinosaur Punter
Tity Connection

Sorry, my mind naturally wanders to the dirty jokes I guess. Edit this if it's inappropriate.

[portnoyd]

Barbie Horsecock Adventures.

[Red Warrior]

Mortal Wombat

[Rob2600]

40 Drinks
Bar Wars: Jedi Power Bottles
BarCraft
BarCraft: Brewed Wars
Beer Hunter
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Flask
Rainbow Six-pack
Spec Hops
Super Smashed Bros.
Wino Crisis

[Robocop2]

Sighlent Hill
President Evil
Stuper Mario Brothers

[Enigmus]

Spoon 3: Ressurection of Weevil
Lame Toy Advanced LP
Xcox 360 Eleet
Tran Turismo 5
Stupor Wario World
The Limbs 3
Wario Fart 64

[phreakindee]

Two favorites I have actually seen online:

Need For Peed

Fapper (Tapper for Atari 2600)


On a related note, when I worked at Target someone asked if we carried the Xbox 360 Eclit. I kid you not. "Elite you mean?" "Yeah that's it", totally oblivious to what they had said... Or ignoring their blunder.

[kedawa]

Sega Rape TV.

I once saw Fatal Fury for Genesis marked as Fetal Fury.

[RASK1904]

Du ckHunt.

[kupomogli]

Metal Queer Solid - Metal Gear Solid
Gundam Ding - Gundam Wing Endless Duel
Orgy Battle(I've seen Orge Battle plenty of times.) - Ogre Battle
Steampot Chronic - Steambot Chronicles
Sukondem - Suikoden
Torneko the Last Hoe - Torneko the Last Hope
Last Hoe - Last Hope
Wild Farms - Wild ARMs

[Oldskool]

Poke a hot ass.

[understatement]

Once again a reason to type Turdo DUO LOL

[Pichu]

Poke a hot ass.

ROFL nice

[TheClash603]

A few months ago when I was looking for Super Mario All Stars on ebay, I accidentally typed "Super Mario Ass Stars" and it made me chuckle.

Oddly enough the L is nowhere near the S on the keyboard, so I'm obviously just a pervert.

[dendawg]

On one occasion my ex thought I said "Duck Cunt"ROFLROFL

[Kitsune Sniper]

Poke 'r mon.

[Rickstilwell1]

PC-Man - Pac-Man (PC-man must eat Apples)

Pace Invaders - Space Invaders (They attack a jar of Pace hot sauce)

Perfect Ark - Perfect Dark (you have to build the perfect ark. what the hell? Noah?)

Perfect Dork - Perfect Dark (Joanna Dark puts on the nerd glasses and sticks her teeth out like a bucktooth beaver)

Donkey Kong And - Donkey Kong Land (Donkey Kong and what?)

Kirby's Ream Land - Kirby's Dream Land (this one's just nasty)

Kirby's Cream Land - Kirby's Dream Land (Kirby either meets the sonic character or has has to swim thru a land of creamy stuff?)

Sega Man - Mega Man (well I guess if Sega invented Mega Man. i don't know. Alex Kidd in a robot suit?)

Ickey Mousecapade - Mickey Mousecapade (mickey is one dirty mouse. icky...)

Spankee's Quest - Spanky's Quest (sprite hack where all the enemies are holding paddles or belts and chasing you around with them...)

Low Q Man - Low G Man ( a low quality version of Low G Man)

A Bad Ox - Abadox (you play as a badass ox)

Sitfall! - Pitfall. (a game where you pull as many chairs away from people who are about to sit down)

Helix the Cat - Felix the Cat ( Felix is more twiseted in knots than Warioware twisted)

Lizardry - Wizardry (all your characters are lizard men when you choose race)

Metro ID - Metroid (Samus felt like taking the bus today...)

Jackie Chun's Action Kung-Fu - Jackia Chan's action kung-fu (play as Master Roshi of Dragon Ball's alter-ego, Jackie Chun)

Tonic the Hedgehog - Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic is drunk)

Star Topics - Star Tropics (sounds like a crappy trivia game)

Pignose the Caveman - Bignose the caveman (lol a caveman with big nostrils)

Tar Fox - Star Fox (Fox got a job filling holes in the road)

Assteroids - Asteroids (all the flying rocks are now space turds)

CentiPeed - Centipede (You have to avoid traps and make it into all 100 of the bathrooms you can without getting hit. Millipeed is even harder because you have to make it into 1000 bathrooms to reach the next level)

Flood Omen - Blood Omen (it was written that there would be a flood. now get outta there!)

Soul Beaver - Soul Reaver (either you're an undead beaver or, something else...)

Kong's Field - King's Field (what if DK got a sword?)

Zelda: Ocarina of Mime - Zelda: Ocarina of Time (what if the ocarina didn't make a sound...)

Viewjoint - Viewpoint (you get to see people smoking joints)

Tax-Mania - Taz-Mania (a boring government simulation game)

Lock 'n' Case - Lock n chase (go around locking cases so nobody can open them)

De Fender - Defender (demolition/combat racing)

DDworld - Oddworld (a world where all the women have DD size)

Brand Theft Auto - Grand Theft Auto (where you go in and rob stores instead of cars)

Crazy Tax - Crazy Taxi (must be the sequel to Tax-Mania)

Cattlezone - Battlezone (instead of shooting other tanks you have to eliminate cows that fire milk shots at you)

HAM-1975 - NAM-1975 ( a game about pigs in the 70s?)

Peed for Speed - Need for Speed ( a game where if you get pulled over for speeding and you have to take a drug test)

Magician Lard - Magician Lord (conjuring up some butter now)

[Astrocade]

Mr. Nutz.

Oh wait, that one's already dirty...

[Rickstilwell1]

Mr. Nutz.

Oh wait, that one's already dirty...

That's not a typo, but if you type

My. Nutz

it would make it even worse

[Nesmaster]

On one occasion my ex thought I said "Duck Cunt"ROFLROFL

Ya, my dad said "DA CUNT" before as well.

How about LitHole Swansonite. It's Little Samson and he's running through the game nakedz.

[Chaz From Phantasy Star 2]

Dragon Worrier

[Seaquest]

Kid Lickerus
Thissile command
:king:

[tomaitheous]

The Man Hole (PCE CD game "The manhole") :D

[Diatribal Deity]

Parrapa the Crapper
Bum Jammer Rammy

[Enigmus]

Rash Bandipoon 3: Whored! (PSX, 1998)

Stupor Wario Mothers 3 (NES, 1990)

Ninja Gaiden = Pinch a guy's "pen"

[Tupin]

Sitfall! - Pitfall. (a game where you pull as many chairs away from people who are about to sit down)

Somehow, this strikes me as a game that needs to be made.

[M15fit]

Porkermom

Kid you not, on famicom 10000000000 in 1 cart

[BiggerBoo]

Primal Rave!
Earthworm Pam
Mega Men
Raperboy
Assholevania 2: Simon's Queef

...they're only getting worse as I keep this going. Haha

[Dangerboy]

I actually almost missed a typo in an article I was writing in which the game became:

Marvel Super Herpes Vs Street Fighter

Much to say I caught that one real quick.

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I totally just typed that response didn't I?

[WelcomeToTheNextLevel]

Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legassy - Collect all the Precursor orbs, because they're stinking up everything
Gran Turdismo 3 - Race your RC car around a shit filled toilet
Grad Turismo 4 - Graduate from high school, college or trade school
Fuck Hunt - Hunt for someone to have sex with
Crash Bandipoot - Crash Bandicoot, but with diarrhea
Toe Jam and Earl in Penis on Fuckotron - Toe Jam and Earl's latest AO rated outing
Mortal Cumbat - a baseball game with a cum-soaked bat
Valtrex (Vectrex) - stop the spread of herpes
Irritating Dick - deal with an annoying jerk who won't stop calling you "Cowface"
Balls of Duty - have sex in a war zone
Phuck Man - like Pac-Man with a douche bag
Alpha Omicron Pi: The Nomad Soul - like Omikron: The Nomad Soul, but takes place in a sorority house instead of an alien planet
Legend of Zelda: The Wild Baker - you have to bake OVER 9000 pounds of pasta for Link
FUCKY (FLICKY with the L and I smashed together) - Flickys found Viagra and it's your job to find the antidote
Sonic '0666 - this is just Sonic '06
Uranium City Apartment Simulator 1979 (I just made this up)

[WulfeLuer]

Oh why not?

Crono Tigger: Bounce your way through time and get Pooh's honey back from a giant space tick.
NBA Pam: The floor has been greased with cooking spray.
Cod of War: Slap your way through Greek mythological figures with a giant fish.
Kingdom Hertz: Get the Key of Amplitude, save the multiverse from plots conceived through substance abuse.
Ice Combat: Hardcore hockey action.
Finial Fantasy: All about lamps, all are pretty different, and the longer down you go through the series, the more it feels like a Grateful Dead concert with swords and fireballs.