Best Engrish Manual I've seen in a long time...

[Frankie_Says_Relax]

The USB Joystick I brought to CGE for the Daphne setup crapped out after a day of use (probably a loose solder joint or a power spike that fried it)...

... luckily there was a vendor that had PS2/PS3/PC USB joysticks right across from the setup ... so I snagged one for the final day of the show.

After getting home, right before I scrapped the box I noticed the single page "manual" ... and after I stopped laughing I felt that I had to share with the community.

If you feel like a good laugh, check it out.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b328/FrankieViturello/EngrishJoystick.jpg

[Berserker]

Man, I wish I had a controller that had an analogy mode. Also, don't forget to stock up on that neuter cleanser - I find that stuff is crucial when dealing with the mordant inhalator instance.

[Superman]

If you put it in high temperature ,wet or mordant inhalator, I wonder which feature you will lose? Maybe I don't want that feature and it will be good that it is gone so it won't keep getting in my way.

[Zthun]

Ahem:


Please clean the product with neuter cleanser

Dude, you better clean that ASAP. Otherwise, that controller might try to have surprise buttsekks with you when you're not looking.

[Shingetter]

"Kids or oldster or body unwell"

Yay Engrish!

[SPAZ-12]

"Do not make the liquid or other eye-winker drop into the product."

Is it okay if the eye-winker drops into the product of its own free will?

[jaekwon15]

my vote goes to this manual for "best use of the word 'oldster.'"

[buzz_n64]

Man, I wish I had a controller that had an analogy mode. Also, don't forget to stock up on that neuter cleanser - I find that stuff is crucial when dealing with the mordant inhalator instance.

Dude, I laughed hysterically to that. Laughing so hard, I was crying. Made my day! :D LOL

[gum_drops]

It does make some good points though. Especially if you are a body unwell person, to avoid hurt health. I hurt my health once, and well, it fucking hurt.