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Sothy
07-01-2003, 01:21 AM
As we all know prostitution is legal in some parts of Nevada and some of you take this to extremes. This year Im hoping we can avoid some of the "incidents" and come up with a system of gathering all the dead whores into one vehicle to dispose of in the desert.

Im thinking maybe everybody with a dead hooker "or more than one" draw straws to see who is on disposal duty or possiblr reimburse the volunteer for hooker disposal.

I wont name names but last year a certain person actually dug up my whores when trying to bury his!

We can avoid these mistakes at this years CGE with some ahead of time planning.

if you wish to sign up for the hooker corpse car pool sign up in this thread.

And please people this is for hookers only. Dont try to pawn off pre CGE corpses on whoever draws this years disposal duty.

98PaceCar
07-01-2003, 02:22 PM
Ah yes, shades of Very Bad Things!! :D

Raedon
07-01-2003, 03:50 PM
We can bury them under the ET carts..

ubikuberalles
07-01-2003, 07:18 PM
We can bury them under the ET carts..

Do you REALLY want to drag a dead hooker from Vegas to El Paso in the middle of the summer? Gonna get smelly before you get there. And don't forget the security checkpoint at Hoover Dam which means you'll have to go the long way via Needles. Where's a barrel and some lye when you need it?

Queen Of The Felines
07-01-2003, 11:30 PM
So Sothy, does that mean you're coming?

If so, give me $20 and I'll let you squeeze my tits.

Kristine

Phosphor Dot Fossils
07-01-2003, 11:42 PM
I'll just be making a note in the Roundtable Calendar for today: I have now officially heard it all. LOL LOL

Sothy
07-05-2003, 10:47 PM
naw im not goin :(

I can come up with 20 bux sometime though.

scooterb23
07-05-2003, 11:28 PM
And no, you can't bring them to Ohio and store them in the basement again...does my house have a sign on it that says "Dead Hooker Parking"?? No, I don't think so!!