Do you game while on the crapper?

[Oldskool]

Who's guilty of this?

[Casati]

Thanks for the reminder to clean anything bought on Ebay.

[Cornelius Spunkwater]

Got to level 2 in Blaster Master this morning while passing a respectable deuce!

[Gameguy]

I voted no to this.


Thanks for the reminder to clean anything bought on Ebay.
Why just ebay?

[Hugh Mann]

Unless you have a console hooked up to a TV in your bathroom, or a handheld system, I don't see how this is feasible.

[Flacko]

I am :oops:, I usually play PSPor DS when I go to the crapper or read comics when stuff is taking too long.

[Oldskool]

Unless you have a console hooked up to a TV in your bathroom, or a handheld system, I don't see how this is feasible.

Or a smart phone.

[j_factor]

No, and I've never really understood why anyone does. When I'm on the crapper, I do my business and leave. I don't want to sit there for ten minutes playing a game.

[betamax001]

Why do you think handheld games exist?LOL

[SpaceHarrier]

I've played games that are crap, but not games while I crap.

[Drixxel]

I've often found a handheld in the loo to be a good opportunity to squeeze some gaming into an especially stressful, funless day. I wouldn't consider it gross unless one abandons all hygiene wisdom and employs poopy hands.

[Bloodreign]

No I don't, I have a little free time, I use that to game instead of my private time. Now reading on the other hand, is relaxing while on the throne.

[Nirvana]

Nah. I usually just read articles in magazines, as that doesn't take a long time to do. However, I know people that are either in and out, or they take their labtop/PSP in there.

People have different views on the solitude you have while pooping o_O

[Phantar]

I've played some games that I thought belonged IN the crapper, if that's what you mean...

Umm... question? Why does the poll have an entirely different text than the thread title?

[buzz_n64]

Yes I do. It's actually one of the only times of the day where I usually game, besides when I'm hanging with friends. I play NES or Genesis on my smartphone (I own the games I am playing) A few minutes here and there is good enough for me.

[Phantar]

Wait a minute...

http://files.sharenator.com/i_see_what_you_did_there_RE_Anyone_else_see_it_RE_ I_AM_NOT_DIXLESIC-s450x545-95526.jpg

[JSoup]

If I already had my handheld on, I might carry it into the bathroom with me if I'm particularly engaged, but I'll normally just grab one of the books I keep handily near the toilet instead.

[Aussie2B]

I'm in and out pretty quick, so the concept of gaming or reading on the toilet has always been lost on me.

[TmEE]

I tried once but I could not even finish first stage of some Sonic game when I'm done already

[megasdkirby]

Just finished a session of Theresia while crapping. :D

[Baloo]

Nah, it doesn't take me that long to go to the bathroom, so any chance of squeezing in some gaming in there would more or less be pointless.

[portnoyd]

Son, crapping is readin' time, not gamin' time.

[Flacko]

I sometimes leave myself accidentally in the toilet when I play a game and later I get so "dead" legs when sitting over 20 min. Sometimes the business takes longer than I expect and then I take comic/game. But sometimes I can't get past even a 1 panel of the comic, when I'm done. I hate that lol.

[sheath]

Unless you have a console hooked up to a TV in your bathroom, or a handheld system, I don't see how this is feasible.

Don't you mean fecesable? What a facetious thread!

I don't portable game, and I wouldn't get much done in my short but repeated visits anyway.

[VACRMH]

I always heard it wasn't good for you to sit on the toilet too long.

So no.

[gamegenie]

It's hard to game while squatting over a toilet. Your arms are needed to keep your balance.

[saintlouieb]

I typically only do this while at work on my Ipod touch. Even though I usually just make use of my company's wifi and do a little surfing or posting (wondering where I am right now?):yipes:

[megasdkirby]

Son, crapping is readin' time, not gamin' time.

But port, some games require reading! LOL

[JSoup]

It's hard to game while squatting over a toilet. Your arms are needed to keep your balance.

Unless you're using some low flow Japanese toilet or are built like a circus ball, I don't see that being a problem.

[allsport11]

If I am playing my PSP/Droid before I go I will usually take it in with me when I am at home. If I am at work I always grab my droid. Gives me a few minutes to play a game and relieve some stress. :)

[NE146]

Of course.. heck my 3DS cradle is right next to the toilet right now with a 3DS in it ready to go. :p

[QuickSciFi]

Sitting on the toilet for too long will increase the risk of hemorrhoids. And if you're obese or pregnant, the risks are exponential.

[Snappaccino]

I don't game while dropping a stanley steamer, I'm usually in and out where the game wouldn't even have enough time to start up. But when pokemon red/blue was new and I physically couldn't put it down I kept playing while taking a leak, thats about it.

[synbiosfan]

No, if I'm in there that long, I end up reading.

[kupomogli]

Sometimes I'll bring a portable in there, but if it's quick then I pretty much don't make any progress, however if it takes a bit longer then it's probably about a stage or so that I finish.

[Icarus Moonsight]

Son, crapping is readin' time, not gamin' time.

Play Zork on the can. Problem solved.

[Gameguy]

Does it really take so long to use the bathroom? Maybe you guys need more fibre....a lot more.

[todesengel]

Nope, toilet is for doing my business and nothing else.

[Icarus Moonsight]

Didn't a Wavebird [TV or print] ad have a guy on the crapper playing Gamecube using the mirror on the door to see his TV from the ol' poopin' stool?

If that's only a figment of my imagination, I blame the thread. LOL

Edit: Google to the rescue!

http://zig0.netfirms.com/wb.jpg

[Cornholio857]

Nah, I usually just read a magazine if I have one around.

[kedawa]

I don't usually spend more than 5 minutes on the toilet, so it really would be pointless to start a game. I do occasionally use my phone while on the toilet, though.

[QuickSciFi]

...although, it doesn't seem to be a safety hazard according to the following:

http://www.blogiseverything.com/images/toilet_20warning.jpg

[pseudonym]

Nope, the toilet is for doing your business, not playing games. :)

[Oldskool]

HAHA! I love it, that's classic!


Didn't a Wavebird [TV or print] ad have a guy on the crapper playing Gamecube using the mirror on the door to see his TV from the ol' poopin' stool?

If that's only a figment of my imagination, I blame the thread. LOL

Edit: Google to the rescue!

http://zig0.netfirms.com/wb.jpg

[vintagegamecrazy]

I may have tried that once or twice a long time ago but it's not worth it, I'm done too quickly and it's a waste of time to play.

[retroman]

i am...some ds and psp and the occasionally angry birds

[SpaceFlea]

I've on occassion opened a package or two, but playing games is just absurd.

I mean, I just can't multitask like that. Trying to pinch one off requires 100% dedication and focus - any silly side business will just jam the tubes. What does everyone do, squeeze one out; play a couple minutes; push out another; play a couple minutes and so on. Or does everyone else just have more talented bowels than me. Maybe I should be lookin' to upgrade...

[megasdkirby]

I've on occassion opened a package or two, but playing games is just absurd.

I mean, I just can't multitask like that. Trying to pinch one off requires 100% dedication and focus - any silly side business will just jam the tubes. What does everyone do, squeeze one out; play a couple minutes; push out another; play a couple minutes and so on. Or does everyone else just have more talented bowels than me. Maybe I should be lookin' to upgrade...

It's all practice! Once you master it, there is no turning back! LOL

[buzz_n64]

I've on occassion opened a package or two, but playing games is just absurd.

I mean, I just can't multitask like that. Trying to pinch one off requires 100% dedication and focus - any silly side business will just jam the tubes. What does everyone do, squeeze one out; play a couple minutes; push out another; play a couple minutes and so on. Or does everyone else just have more talented bowels than me. Maybe I should be lookin' to upgrade...

I do my initial 10 or 15 seconds of squeezes first, jump on the game after that, even through the rest of the squeezes, then stop the gaming come wiping time.

[megasdkirby]

Two words: dietary fiber.

I no longer push as my turds simply pass by with little to no effort.

That way, concentration an be 100% for gaming!

[kupomogli]

Diarrhea. The easiest way to game while on the toilet. Pretty much no pushing. It comes right out and you know you'll be there for awhile. Heh. You just don't want to take the chance getting up and then having to run right back.

Either that or the worst way to game while on the toilet. You sit down and it's all gone in less than half a second. You wipe and done. Then you get up and five more minutes you feel like you're about to crap yourself. Run to the toilet again.

[allyourblood]

I knew I was gonna get grossed out when I clicked on this thread and yep... grossed out.

Fantastic.

[The 1 2 P]

Read? Yes. Game? Um....no.

[Flack]

Yes, daily.

Someone told me a long time ago that 10 minutes a day in the bathroom at work for a whole year is 43 hours. That's an additional free week of paid vacation every year!

And how do I spend that extra week of vacation (besides pooping)? Playing Angry Birds, Burger Queen, GeoDefense, and whatever else I happen to have on my iPhone or iPad.

The only bad thing about the iPad is, because the screen is so bright, I'm always afraid people will see the glow coming from underneath the stall ...

[NE146]

I just realized this.. I pretty much play handheld games solely on the crapper. I almost never played them anywhere else.

[buzz_n64]

I wonder if anyone plays while having sex or driving. People text during those activities. Oh wait, I've seen pics of people doing such things. Any of you game while driving, sexual intercourse, or during some other odd activity?

[Oldskool]

I wonder if anyone plays while having sex or driving. People text during those activities. Oh wait, I've seen pics of people doing such things. Any of you game while driving, sexual intercourse, or during some other odd activity?

I've had a chick in my lap facing me and riding me while I drove down the highway once, that was fun.

The funny thing is, her friend was in the back seat saying "guuyyys.. come on.. " lol, then later her friend wanted to ride me.

[SpaceFlea]

I've had a chick in my lap facing me and riding me while I drove down the highway once, that was fun.

The funny thing is, her friend was in the back seat saying "guuyyys.. come on.. " lol, then later her friend wanted to ride me.

And then you found five dollars...

[kedawa]

Dear DP forum, I never thought it would happen to me...

[Oldskool]

Nope I didn't unfortunately.


And then you found five dollars...

[Joe Redifer]

NO! I do not play games or read anything while on the crapper. Why would I want to prolong the duration I must spend on the toilet smelling lovely anal odors? I do not understand why people do this. They must like the smell of poop and the possibility of their legs falling asleep. I think people who do this are in danger of becoming fecalphiliacs because they like poop smell so much and the prospect of being on the toilet. You people probably visit www.ratemypoo.com (if you really want to see that site, replace .com with .eu. There are others like it as well).

If things are taking too long for me, I figure my man-sized turds are not ready to come out. So I stop and make the decision to come back later (if I remember). When the turds are ready to be born and I can feel the contractions, I come back, jet them out with all of my force causing considerable splashback. I then use a few rolls to wipe everything down, flush, leave and then wait as the toilet overflows for the next person. This is fun to do at a friend's house.

[QuickSciFi]

Joe, do you think maybe it has something to do with a certain rogue TG-16/CD unit trying to attack you while you were at it?

[Kellhus]

I... I'm usually on "the crapper" for less than a minute.

[thom_m]

I usually play cell phone games when I have to take a dump at work. I broke my own record at Zoo Zoo Club many times doing that. At home, I usually read something - almost always one of my Asterix books.

Still on that subject, a good friend of mine had one of those "100 in 1 Block Games" handhelds in his bathroom, solely to be played while pooping. He said it took less space than magazines. Genius!

[MarioMania]

I go in do my business & go out

[4ever2600]

Hells yes I hit the portables in the portapotty! Sometimes that might be all the spare gaming time I have. Nothing beats a great dump while doing a little classic gaming on the DS!

[Joe Redifer]

Joe, do you think maybe it has something to do with a certain rogue TG-16/CD unit trying to attack you while you were at it?

LOL! Yes, that incident with the TurboGrafx-16 stalking me while I squeeze out a tough one has me scarred for life!

[Oldskool]

Inquiring minds want to know. :ass:

[OldSkoolBrian]

I don't game but definatly read strat guides!

[cartman]

no because when i'm there, i take a shit and then leave. I don't sit there since there is no reason to it. Also, should i take a shit, wait 20 minutes to play the game and THEN wipe my ass? Or maybe wipe my ass and then start playing? This doesn't make much sense to me.

[kedawa]

Someone needs to make an augmented reality game for 3DS to play in the bathroom.
Some sort of 'battle shits'.

[old man]

Shoot yea! Just grab the ol' joystick and go at it. :D

[NME]

Only after an all you can eat buffet. The games called Blackhole assault (You know, Sega CD)

[QuickSciFi]

'Just got some Angry Birds levels out of the way. ;)

[NE146]

Someone needs to make an augmented reality game for 3DS to play in the bathroom.
Some sort of 'battle shits'.

Guilty as charged putting on the AR cards on a stool in front of the crapper and playing them.

Although it was kind of hard aiming to the left/right of the things.. http://www.atariage.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/atariage/icon_ponder.gif