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CX2K
07-15-2003, 06:35 PM
Well, while ironing out the security arrangements for this year's expo, I found out that our beloved museum guard Curtis, is no longer with the company. :(

For those that didn't have the pleasure of knowing him, Curtis was a big, bad mo' fo' and ruled our museum room with an iron fist.

It seems Curtis was very *busy* with the ladies in his spare time and had a child. From what I'm told NV. is very strict about deadbeat dads and thus Curtis is no longer with the firm.

Thanks for guarding our treasures Curtis! We'll miss ya.

John

PS. The good news is that his replacement is rumored to be bigger, badder, and meaner. We'll see...

RetroYoungen
07-15-2003, 07:20 PM
Damn, he was cool, never smiling, never smirking, always looking like he could take you down with a single move and keep you from running out the door with the use of your legs and any objects you may have tried to steal...

I'll miss the scary dude. :/

MarioAllStar2600
07-15-2003, 07:36 PM
Everytime I went into the museum he would go
Leave Your Bags here.

Kid Ice
07-15-2003, 10:12 PM
Too bad about Curtis.

Let me take this opportunity to officially offer my services as security chief at CGE.

Tempest
07-16-2003, 08:18 AM
Well, while ironing out the security arrangements for this year's expo, I found out that our beloved museum guard Curtis, is no longer with the company.


Aww what a shame... ;)

Seriously though if he was fired becuase of that deadbeat dad law that really sucks. I understand where they're coming from, but how exactly is he supposed to help support a child without a job? Well I suppose all of that is none of my business...

Tempest

retrogmr
07-16-2003, 10:59 PM
No Curtis??

This IS a sad, sad day indeed. Not quite as sad as seeing a drink sprayed in my face by Big Baddy, but close :D