Create the DP Bag Slogan... WINNER ANNOUNCED, BAG SHOWN :)

[digitalpress]

Thanks to everyone who participated. It's choosin' time, and I'm really having a hard time with this one. Way too many great entries and only one slogan can win!

So I've picked out my favorites and they're listed here. Choose your favorite slogan, this will be very influential in our final decision because ALL of these would do quite nicely.

ROCK THE VOTE!

Previous contest details:


Alright, contest time again!

As part of our massive advertising campaign, we're having custom shopping bags designed (these will be seen and used for the first time at Classic Gaming Expo (http://www.cgexpo.com)). The bags will have our "icons" logo similar to the banner you see at the top of the screen or on the back of our T-shirt, but we thought it might be fun to add a new SLOGAN to the bag.

The SLOGAN should have something to do with the bag itself. So we'll stay away from our typical catch phrases and go with something more like:

Digital Press: Just because we're old bags doesn't mean you can't use a new one".

Get it? So you have to come up with the winning slogan.

ENTRIES: You can enter as many times as you like, post your entries here.
CONTEST ENDS: This Saturday, July 19th, at 12pm (noon) EDT.
GRAND PRIZE: Winner receives said final product with STUFF in it. We'll include a DP Collector's Guide, psychOpedia, T-shirt, and Tony Fox CD!

Good luck and GAME ON.

[atomicthumbs]

[b]This bag would be PERFECT for cleaning up KITTY LITTER!

[atomicthumbs]

"may cause suffocation, keep away from small children" is only a suggestion.

[Kid Ice]

Classic gaming is in the bag.

[Scoots]

"We've got the collector scene in the bag."

EDIT: Sorry, Kid Ice, you posted that while I was composing mine!

"All the info you need to bag the big score!"

"Gaming is our bag."

[ManekiNeko]

The Digital Press bag: One way to get a handle on your gaming addiction.

JR

[Scoots]

Instructions:
1. Fill with feces
2. Place on doorstep
3. Light
4. Ring doorbell
5. Run!

[kainemaxwell]

The Digital Press Bag: It also doubles as a floatation device!

[xaqar]

(in an Austin Powers voice) Classic gaming is my bag, baby!
Xaqar

[Alex Kidd]

"Gaming is our bag."

You took my idea!

I think something simple like this would be great.

Alex Kidd

[Atar1G1rl]

Digital Press: We're all that and a bag of chips! *snap, snap, snap*

(meaning like the chips in systems or whatever electronic device you might be carrying)

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"I've got a bag feeling about this..."

(sorry, pathetic ode to Star Wars)

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Digital Press Bag: The only carry on item you really need.

[YoshiM]

I'm gonna kick myself, but it just "popped" in there:

Digital Press: All our bag belong to you.

[punkoffgirl]

Digital Press: Buying it all, one game at a time.

[YoshiM]

::BOOOMPH!::

There, kicked myself...

Digital Press: To Bags With Riches

Digital Press: Acquire, Reuse, Replay

Digital Press: Baggit, man.... (for you C64 users)

Digital Press: Item good for emergencies on blind dates

Digital Press: Better than a roll in this sack

[atomicthumbs]

From riches to rags, all in this bag.

[RetroYoungen]

I'm gonna kick myself, but it just "popped" in there:

Digital Press: All our bag belong to you.

Dammit, you took mine! That's a great one.

Digital Press: Don't Hackey YOUR Sack, Use Ours!

Digital Press: Less Full of Hot Air Than Your Mother-In-Law!

Digital Press: Bag Them Goodies!

Digital Press: Leave This Bag At The Corner of West 4th and Main!

[digitpress Jim]

Hey hows it going guys/girls? here are some of my slogans for the contest.

-Digital Press:It's more than just a bag,it's the Digital Press bag

-Digital Press:Are those "bleeping" sounds coming from my bag?

-Digital Press:Video Game Heaven in a bag

-Digital Press:Carring Video Games in style

-Digital Press:BEWARE!!! guarding bag with my life

-Digital Press:The BIGGER the bag,the more Video Games I can carry

-Digital Press:Some Classic Gaming history in my bag

-Digital Press:How to use in three easy steps:
step One-open bag
Step Two-put Video Game goods in
Step Three-Close and go home happy

I still have many more I will be posting,I love this contest,thanks Joe. :D :D :D :D

[bargora]

DIGITAL PRESS OFFICIAL VIDEO GAME NUTS' SACK

[digitpress Jim]

Hey whats happening? here are some more of my slogans for the awesome contest.

-Digital Press:The love of my life is in this bag

-Digital Press:I'll show you mine,if you show me yours (the bags of course)

-Digital Press:Did I just hear "Prepare to Quilify"come from my bag?

-Digital Press:Who's your daddy?this bag

-Digital Press:My BIGGEST passion is in this bag

-Digital Press:This bag is perfect for the "Flea Market"

-Digital Press:I just saw Mario jump out of my bag

-Digital Press:Take the bag now or you will regret it later.

Once again I will be posting many more slogans. :D :D :D :D

[Queen Of The Felines]

Stuff THIS!

Kristine

[zektor]

How about:

This bag will sell for $25 on Ebay.

[Mayhem]

Digital Press: Bags of information at your fingertips

Digital Press: Bagsie first look!

Digital Press: We bag all our gaming knowledge at source for freshness

Digital Press: House of Fun bags

[YoshiM]

Digital Press: what goes in must get played

Digital Press: Contents may be more expensive than they look.

Digital Press: WARNING! Contents may include magic mushrooms, orange things with long noses, rupees, and duck-like dragons.

Digital Press: My sack's fuller than yours

Digital Press: Perfect for your game room [trash can]

Digital Press: Time Machine with ample storage and handles

Digital Press: Behold my attache/backpack/briefcase/carry-on/
carryall/case/diddie/duffle/gear/grub-bag/handbag/haversack/
holdall/kit/knapsack/pack/packet/pocket/pocketbook/poke/pouch/
purse/rucksack/sac/sack/saddlebag/satchel/suitcase/tote

Digital Press: Bag n.
1. A container of flexible material, such as paper, plastic, or leather, that is used for carrying or storing items.
2. A handbag; a purse.
3. A piece of hand luggage, such as a suitcase or satchel.
4. An organic sac or pouch, such as the udder of a cow.

[Sniderman]

I went for innuendo:

Digital Press: Get your hands off my sack.

Digital Press: Get a load of the size of my sack.

Digital Press: Blah blah "sack" blah blah "Bag" blah blah "alluding to testicles."

OK, I got lazy on that last one. :D

[Queen Of The Felines]

DIGITAL PRESS OFFICIAL VIDEO GAME NUTS' SACK

There's my vote! LOL

Kristine

[Chunky]

THE Bio-degradable Bag for Video Gamers


( ) Bag Digital Press $Free/R10
.....................................

[Sylentwulf]

Check out these funbags!

Sacks full of gooey goodness!

Wanna open me up and see what's inside? You'll have to get to know me first!

[digitalpress]

Goddamn there are some good entries already.

Props to some of you "all your base", Snider's risque "sack" motif, and even using the Guide terminology.... wow. This is gonna be tough, and there's still a few days left!

You should all get yourselves into marketing.

[Mr-E_MaN]

hmmm... with all of these good entries I doubt any of my crappy entries will win... :(


Sympathy. CHECK


Now onto my suggestions:

<Insert Video Games Here>
Video game donation bag



I suggest putting one of these symbols on the bag as well. (Sorry about the quality I did it fast)
http://members.shaw.ca/eklund/bag.jpg

[kainemaxwell]

Digital Press; We save your video games from a fate worse then being forgotten.

[Phosphor Dot Fossils]

How about a single arrow pointing UP toward the top of the bag (and therefore the carrier of said bag) with a single word underneath:

BAGMAN

[Raccoon Lad]

Digital Press: the official sack of the 1984 olympics.

[AB Positive]

DP Bag: No Better Way To Hide Your Mystique Games From The Wife

Or how about an Gaming Acronym listing to emblazon across the back? i.e.:


VCS, SMS, SNES, N64, 2600, 5200, 7800, SCD, TG16, NES... etc... I'm sure there are enough to fill the backside of a bag.

-AG

[o2william]

Avoid Missing Bag for High Score.

Avoid Bagging Ball for High Score.

Sack the Humanoid. Bag the Intruder.

(Picture of Atari Jaguar console) - The cat's out of the bag.

I went to Classic Gaming Expo 2003, and all I got was a bunch of Atari carts, stacks of ColecoVision games, a Vectrex multicart, some homebrews, and a brand new Intellivision. Oh, and this lousy bag.

Digital Press Video Containment System

This bag contains a boxed Quadrun. And no, you can't see it.

Now is the bag-inning of a fantastic story!

Digital Press: I'll show you my bag if you show me yours.

[Goodwill Hunter]

my entries:


OFFICIAL
DIGITAL PRESS
SUM GUY

"That game you wanted
is already in here!"


or


(in either a typewriter or handwriting font)

LOANER (or PROTOTYPE) BAG

Title: CLASSIC GAMING EXPO 2003

Return to: DIGITAL PRESS
www.digitpress.com


Bag on!,
Rich

[scooterb23]

Wow, some great stuff already!!!!!

Digital Press: Opening a bag of whoop-ass on the classic gaming community

Official Digital Press Bag of Holding

DIgital Press: Have you bagged your limit yet?

Ok, the puns are just too rotten now, I'll stop.

[Lifebringeroftorv]

I got the old bag to carry my stuff from Digital Press.

[bobdrywalls]

just put something about a guys scrotum.

[atomicthumbs]

How about:

This bag will sell for $25 on Ebay.

This is my favorite so far!!! LOL

[digitpress Jim]

Here are some more slogans for this awesome contest:

-Digital Press:Zonk!!!,Bleep!!!,Boom!!!,Flash!!! all in my bag

-Digital Press:Wakka,Wakka,Wakka,Wakka sound coming from my bag

-Digital Press:Better than helping mom carring bags of groceries

-Digital Press:It's not the size that counts,it's what you put in it

-Digital Press:Look at all the ladies checking me out now,thanks to my bag

-Digital Press:Hows my bag?call 1-800-Classic Gaming Kick ASS Bags

-Digital Press:The bag that came,saw,and yes it kicks ASS!!!

-Digital Press:Can also be used to carry all your quarters

-Digital Press:Buy any Video Games and get this bag free, as our thanks to you

-Digital Press:I finnally got a girlfriend,thanks to my bag

-Digital Press:How many Video Game "geeks" does it take to carry this bag?One,me

-Digital Press:Me and this bag where made for each other

-Digital Press:The more Video Games you buy,the BIGGER the bag

-Digital Press:Also comes in Mario-Red,Pac-Man-Yellow,and Sonic-Blue

I will be posting some more :D :-D :D :-D

[buttasuperb]

If stuck playing a game like Total Recall, place this bag over your head for relief.

[HaggarCodyGuy123]

Digital Press: The Gold Standard of Game Collecting

Digital Press: Bag Full of Treasures

Digital Press: Garbage Bag and Other Junk

Digital Press: Trick Or Treat

Digital Press: The Only Resource That You Will Ever Need

These are my lame entries. -_- -_- -_-

[Quazick]

"I've got your fucking bag right here.."

[bigdaddychester]

Ok I'll take a stab at it....

1) arrow pointing up at carrier "I'm With Stupid"

2) "Your girlfriend wants a sack like this.....at least that's what she said last night!!"

3) "I went to CGE 2003 in Las Vegas and all I got was this crummy videogame collector"

[digitalpress]

"Digital Press in Vegas: Dead Hooker Inside"

[Scoots]

Tag 'em, bag 'em, and frag 'em.

[bargora]

DIGITAL PRESS OFFICIAL VEGAS ARCADE QUARTER BAG

[Jorpho]

Welcome to the Baggity Zone! Get Ready!

Somebody set me up the bag!

A Bagger is Me!

How bagged can you get?

This Spoony Bag!

Thank You Mario. But the Princess is in another Bag!

Avoid Losing Bag for High Score

(Okay, now I'm just grasping at straws.)
________
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[den68]

Official DP Bag: to put stuff in

My other bag is at the casino.

Official DP Bag: roll up, stuff down pants, impress the ladies!

or for the girls,

Official DP Bag: wad up, stuff bra, get laid instantly!

[kainemaxwell]

"Digital Press in Vegas: Dead Hooker Inside"
Must be one of Ben Affleck's then from Jay & Silent Bob Strike back.

DigitalPress: More extra lives then the Konami Code gives.

[Goblin]

How about:

If my wife asks I got all this stuff for free (from Digital Press).

[FABombjoy]

Digital Press
The Video Game Databag

[NoahsMyBro]

(cue the music...) Have You Chosen Paper or Plastic Today?

Yeah, it sucks.

BTW, POG, Yours is by far my favorite so far!

[Raccoon Lad]

DP: "Because they're FUN, that's why!"

[Raccoon Lad]

DP: the only known cure for "Pac-Man Fever"

[Mr-E_MaN]

Digital Press Bag: More fun than a barrel full of monkeys

[bigdaddychester]

add one more....

DIGITAL PRESS....COME GET YOUR GAME ON !

[digitalpress]

Ah dammit, I left out one very critical pre-requisite. The slogan you come up with has to have the word DROMEDARY in it. Sorry for leaving that detail out before.

Carry on.


























j/k of course 8-)

[scooterb23]

The Digital Press Bag: So your dromedary won't have a dry hump

[Pop Culture Portal]

After reading some of these, I have no hopes of winning LOL ! But what the hell....

I got bagged by DP at CGE 2003

Paper, Plastic, CD, or Cartridge?

My wife thinks I went grocery shopping....

Official DP Manbag

Contents of this bag proven to increase intelligence. You better grab two.

Bag a new hobby...www.digitpress.com

No barf, just classic games in this bag!

All the classics, none of the guilt...all in one amazing bag!

Official DP Love Sack

As I'm writting this....."dromedary?"

Nice, Scooter! LOL

How about:

No Need for "Drama, Deary," it's in the bag!

Keep All Your Classic Games Fresh and Crisp with this Bag.

He Who Beats the Sack Goes Blind: He Who Stuffs the Sack Gets a Helluvalot of Classic Games!

[bargora]

Will Angus win Bessie's heart? On the next "Drama Dairy"
Sponsored by Digital Press and the Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa

[kainemaxwell]

*Spoof off the old Sega commericals*
Coffee..tea..Digital Press?

[Jorpho]

Digital Press: More Than Just a Finger Exercise

(It works on so many levels! Hey, actually, that's not bad either...)

Digital Press: It Works on So Many Levels!

Digital Press: Welcome Back to the Funner Level
________
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[djbeatmongrel]

Warning: Remnants of the E.T. landfill.

Handle with care. Antique gaming relics inside.

For every hundreds games, you will receive another life.

I took a break from getting the high score just to fill this bag.

I hopped, skipped and double-jumped to get to CGE 2003.

Thats all for now.

[devilman]

Digital Press - Pacman's got a brand new bag.

[Lifebringeroftorv]

Digital Press Bag: Helping nerds get laid one bag at a time.



Directions in small print on bottom of bag.
Step one: Remove all video game related items.
Step two: Put bag over head.
Step three: Give the lady 50 dollars.

[XJR15]

So, you checking out my sack?

[Phosphor Dot Fossils]

Step three: Give the lady 50 dollars.

I'm married to her, that still doesn't work! LOL

[scooterb23]

In this bag are games that Joe Santulli can't get his hands on.

Future eBay auctions on board

2 more hours at the craps table, and this bag becomes clothing!

Celine Dion isn't the only bag in Vegas getting stuffed with old junk

[zektor]

Another goofy one:

This bag does what Nintendont.

[digitpress Jim]

Here are some more of my slogans:

-Also perfect perfect for Mario to carry all his gold coins

-Perfect for carring all your video game treasures (Have a map with a X on the bag)

-There is a gold rush taking place in my bag

-I got a Digital Press bag full of quaters and im headen to the Arcade(You have to sing/have music notes on the bag though,like on the "Pac-Man Fever"album)

-Earthworm Jim thinks my bag is "Grooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvyyyyyyyyy"

-Ms.Pac-man digs my bag

-If I had a penny for everytime somebody said they liked my bag,I would be rich

-Gold Coins,Mushrooms,Rings,Fruits,Magic Poitions can all be found in my bag

-The bag of gamers choice

-Good,Bad im the guy with the bag

-I got Bagman fever

-Open bag for Classic Video Game Goodness

-The Digital Press bag,know your roots

I will be posting some more :D :D :D :D :D

[djbeatmongrel]

Celine Dion isn't the only bag in Vegas getting stuffed with old junk

all i have to say to that is, damn thats cold

*good one*

[XJR15]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

[Jorpho]

Digital Press: We're Metasyntactic!
________
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[bizounce]

Digital Press: Can I get a GAME ON!?

Digital Press: Insert game here.

Digital Press: Run,jump,teleport your way to classical gaming.