ds game recommendations for someone who hates fun

[Kamino]

hi. I have to kill time at work with my ds or a book./ Since I can't read, a DS is the way to go.
Here's the scoop:
Rarity/price/region doesnt matter. But it's gotta be in english.
I hate fun.
I've already played the standard crap like NSMB, the mario and lugi games, gta, plants vs zombies, arkanoid. I hate mario kart, i hate diddy kong racing.
I'm ok with RPG's as long as they are long and boring. Again, I hate fun.
Cheers.

[MasterJSP]

Populous DS

[buzz_n64]

Nintendo Dogs seems like a good choice, as well as the many celebrity based video games.

[kupomogli]

Nintendogs. Extremely boring and monotonous.

[PapaStu]

Games to play because you hate fun (and life).

Polar Bowling
Elf Bowling (you already love this game)
Wiffle Ball
Imagine Series
Babyz series
My * Coach (I recommend English, Spanish, Quitting Smoking)
Cooking Mama 1-3, Gardening Mama and Crafting Mama


Stuff to play because it's good but shouldn't be because its a kiddy game

(Beat em ups)
Batman: Brave & the Bold
Thor


<3 Stu

[Leo_A]

Ridge Racer DS has horrible controls that ruin what was otherwise a fine game (Ridge Racer 64).

There's no fun to be had there. Right up your alley.

[GameNinja]

Ridge Racer DS has horrible controls that ruin what was otherwise a fine game (Ridge Racer 64).

There's no fun to be had there. Right up your alley.

The first Lunar for DS might be what you are looking for.

[Colorado Rockies]

http://www.amazon.com/King-Kong-Nintendo-DS/dp/B000A0EFIS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1311627460&sr=8-1

[portnoyd]

Izuna and Etrian Odyssey come to mind.

[Gameguy]

Sprung or Gunpey DS should work, they aren't fun at all but they are cheap.

[hellfire]

magical starsign is the perfect game for you

[Sailorneorune]

If you like your crappy games like you like your sports cars - Italian, expensive, and could possibly get you weird looks - might I recommend http://gametz.com/Review/2933.html Sailor Moon: La Luna Splende? The link goes to my review of this pile. Pink, glittery shit is still shit. Enjoy.

[Jorpho]

Gee, I thought a lot of people liked Etrian Odyssey and Magical Starsign.

But in that vein, I don't think you can go wrong with Contact. It's like something you'd play during a prison sentence, says I.

[Swamperon]

Is this serious?

If you can't read, which evidently you can, why would you want to play RPGs?

Anywho, play Zoo Tycoon, hours of unfun right there. Or Touch Detective.

[VACRMH]

If you can't read, which evidently you can, why would you want to play RPGs?


Pretty sure he skips the cutscenes.

Heck, this is the guy who used the level up glitch in Final Fantasy 3 (6) and then played through the rest of the game with overpowered characters I believe.

So if price doesn't matter I assume you have methods that will also let you play emulators right? Why not load up some shooters on various systems? Or there was even an import shooter for DS that was pretty good I heard.... Ketsui.

[theclaw]

Picross DS? IIRC long, little for story or "action" type gameplay.

[Graham Mitchell]

Picross DS? IIRC long, little for story or "action" type gameplay.

Yeah but he hates fun. Picross DS is REALLY fun.

[Kamino]

Is this serious?

If you can't read, which evidently you can, why would you want to play RPGs?

Anywho, play Zoo Tycoon, hours of unfun right there. Or Touch Detective.

My girlfriend typed it for me cus I can't read. Asshole. Vac is right…I do skip cuts. I prefer to just wander around till I find where I need to go, and use exp cheats...it is less fun that way. I will be adding the mentioned games to my ds...thanks

[Queen Of The Felines]

Don't put a cartridge in and play PictoChat by yourself.

Although you'll probably end up having fun by drawing a bunch of dicks.

[SpaceHarrier]

Myst DS

hours of unfun to be had..

[Matt-El]

Well, don't play the phoenix wright games. Theres nothing but reading.

And there's no explosions or anything. So, no fun there.

[kupomogli]

Don't put a cartridge in and play PictoChat by yourself.

Although you'll probably end up having fun by drawing a bunch of dicks.

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