What to Say When Friends are Discussing Video Games that you Have Not Played

[Jorpho]

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-to-say-when-friends-are-discussing-video-games-that-you-have-not-played

Not McSweeney's best, but a worthy effort.

[Richter Belmount]

Make stuff up about the game , say you played it and criticize it overtly. It will make you seem like you know what your talking about that puts you into a positon of power.