Iwata dons white gloves to unbox a Wii U for U [Joystiq]

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Nintendo President Satoru Iwata may be the best person to watch unboxing a Wii U, since he knows precisely what he's doing with each of the parts. Besides, he wears fancy white gloves that he says make him feel like Mario, and that's pretty baller (and helps avoid fingerprints on the glossy system). Be sure to heck out Joystiq's own sexy unboxing (http://www.joystiq.com/2012/11/07/the-wii-u-joystiq-gets-up-close-and-personal/) as well.
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[joshnickerson]

Okay internet, no need for any Wii U unboxing videos now. The ultimate one has already been made, rendering all the rest irrelevant.

[kupomogli]

Okay internet, no need for any Wii U unboxing videos now. The ultimate one has already been made, rendering all the rest irrelevant.

The ultimate unboxing would be one with a good looking big breasted woman with lots of cleavage. Hannah Minx should do a Wii U unboxing, or someone that looks better and more sluttyish with her cleavage.

[SparTonberry]

Right, these are nerds we're talking about.
It needs to be unboxed by a Sexy Iwata.
I don't know you'd do that, but someone would have to find a way. :D

[Gameguy]

I'd like to see an unboxing video where someone trains their pet to open one, just seeing a dog rip open a Wii U box and then fetch the owner a bottle of beer while just filming the whole thing would be pretty great.

[JoystickUnicorn]

nice...

Paige and I both liked getting our hands on this...the controller felt pretty good I thought...didn't really notice the size difference shown there..wow, was not really lookin/didn't have that comparison

[Nz17]

Okay internet, no need for any Wii U unboxing videos now. The ultimate one has already been made, rendering all the rest irrelevant.

Quoted for truth!