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ApolloBoy
08-03-2003, 04:53 PM
http://www.epinions.com/game-review-575D-BB62844-39E4E2E6-prod1#ow

:bullshit:

The Manimal
08-03-2003, 05:03 PM
What a tool...

atomicthumbs
08-03-2003, 06:37 PM
He's trying to hide the fact that he has a small dingaling...


Or something.

stargate
08-03-2003, 07:17 PM
Actually, I sort of agree with him. The Genny has horribly dark, grainy, and dull graphics for the most part and pales in comparison to the SNES.

This, however, is not exactly new news.

ghsqb
08-03-2003, 07:46 PM
Well, whether you agree with his opinion or not, that is one of the most poorly written reviews I've ever seen.

Something resembling basic command of the English language is usually expected when you read reviews, sadly even that expectation is found wanting.

Add a new stat to the reviews.......credibility:0%

Dire 51
08-03-2003, 08:40 PM
"I don't understand what this Sega company is trying to pull. They stole the idea of the 8 bit system and released Sega Master System and then they copy Super Nintendo by releasing a 16 bit version. COPYCATS!"

Can I smack him in the crotch with a croquet mallet? Pleeeeeeaaaaaaase?

Oberfuhrer Hamm
08-03-2003, 08:41 PM
Stab him in the face with your penis.

Dire 51
08-03-2003, 08:42 PM
But that's not my M.O.

Oberfuhrer Hamm
08-03-2003, 08:44 PM
OK, stab him in the penis with your face then.

Dire 51
08-03-2003, 08:48 PM
That's definitely not my M.O. I'm just going to stick to the ol' croquet mallet to the crotch routine.

Oberfuhrer Hamm
08-03-2003, 08:51 PM
Fine by me. We need to take turns though.... :2gunfire:

Dire 51
08-03-2003, 08:54 PM
That works for me.

WiseSalesman
08-03-2003, 09:05 PM
Stab him in the face with your penis.

MUSHROOM STAMP!