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IHatedSega
01-28-2013, 07:22 AM
My special friend sent me a package of chocolates two PS2 games, and make up for my mom and sisters. Final Fantasy 12 froze or crashed after the second guy died, I really didnt understand why the captain killed him, he was your character. Any way the other game she sent me is GTA San Andreas, and I suck at it. She said Im not doing a good job because I dont play real games, shes so dismissive of the ones I love that are older. Oh well, I had to reload my game so I could finally get back to CJ's house.

Sandbox games to me are dumbed down or deconstructed RPG's, that isnt a bad thing per se since some RPG's really cater to the obsessed dedicated types. Im not liking being a black dude who beats up hookers for money and weapons, I really liked playing Shadowman, that was a really cool black protagonist. I really like the bigness of everything with all the radio stations and you can go all around the city and not wait for load times when you enter a new section. Right now Im liking just running all over the place and not doing missions. The characters arent letting me care for the plot. They should have gotten Spike Lee to help with stuff, not take over the whole plot but he would have made it so the media wouldnt have had an easy time making older people not like it. I played a little of Vice City NINE YEARS AGO, sheesh, so I knew the games were fun so the things people said about it I didnt care for since they seemed to blow it out of proportion.

And I wish the combat would be like you run up to people and hold down L2 and press the normal buttons to do soft and hard kicks and punches or shoot and stab, and press R2 to switch weapons. Its so clunky with only one button to attack. The driving mechanics are so much better than im IV, I have no idea what they were smoking when they changed them, I gave up playign a friends copy after 4 minutes.

skaar
01-28-2013, 03:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MuOvqeABHvQ#t=341s

That's all I've got to offer this thread.

RP2A03
01-28-2013, 08:45 PM
http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad101/RP2A03/MLP/14286220-20Cool_Story_Bro20Hercules20iron_will20macro20meme 20reaction_image.png

Gameguy
01-28-2013, 09:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MuOvqeABHvQ#t=341s

That's all I've got to offer this thread.
You can do a bit better than that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b8hhhsKgVk&t=2m56s

IHatedSega
01-28-2013, 09:49 PM
What???

InsaneDavid
01-28-2013, 10:17 PM
MIm not liking being a black dude who beats up hookers for money and weapons, I really liked playing Shadowman, that was a really cool black protagonist.

Are we sure this guy isn't Fighter17, the Sizz or some kind of illegitimate love child of the two?

Leo_A
01-28-2013, 10:43 PM
What???

That's what i was thinking as I read your post. :)

Ryudo
01-28-2013, 11:39 PM
CAPTAIN PLANET HE'S OUR HERO!!!!!
http://i.imgur.com/ffm7p8v.jpg

Nesmaster
01-29-2013, 01:33 AM
Im not liking being a black dude who beats up hookers for money and weapons.

The game really is a lot deeper than this. Not required from what I remember either.

IHatedSega
01-29-2013, 03:00 AM
The game really is a lot deeper than this. Not required from what I remember either.

Im not liking the missions and theres almost 200 of them :S Ill try for my friend to finish the game. Its very nice she sent me it, and she is telling me not to send her games. Shes laughing at how bad Im doing but the map is messing me up while listening to her on what to do and the characters are making me not care for the story.

skaar
01-29-2013, 12:38 PM
You can do a bit better than that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b8hhhsKgVk&t=2m56s

I had not quite realized how fucked up that clip was until I remembered why his anus was bleeding.

IHatedSega
01-29-2013, 05:34 PM
Im gonnaa go for the world record of the Go Go Monkey, its over 180,000,000. I got close to 200,000 on my 4th game.

jupitersj
01-30-2013, 08:32 AM
My special friend sent me a package of chocolates two PS2 games, and make up for my mom and sisters. Final Fantasy 12 froze or crashed after the second guy died, I really didnt understand why the captain killed him, he was your character. Any way the other game she sent me is GTA San Andreas, and I suck at it. She said Im not doing a good job because I dont play real games, shes so dismissive of the ones I love that are older. Oh well, I had to reload my game so I could finally get back to CJ's house.

Sandbox games to me are dumbed down or deconstructed RPG's, that isnt a bad thing per se since some RPG's really cater to the obsessed dedicated types. Im not liking being a black dude who beats up hookers for money and weapons, I really liked playing Shadowman, that was a really cool black protagonist. I really like the bigness of everything with all the radio stations and you can go all around the city and not wait for load times when you enter a new section. Right now Im liking just running all over the place and not doing missions. The characters arent letting me care for the plot. They should have gotten Spike Lee to help with stuff, not take over the whole plot but he would have made it so the media wouldnt have had an easy time making older people not like it. I played a little of Vice City NINE YEARS AGO, sheesh, so I knew the games were fun so the things people said about it I didnt care for since they seemed to blow it out of proportion.

And I wish the combat would be like you run up to people and hold down L2 and press the normal buttons to do soft and hard kicks and punches or shoot and stab, and press R2 to switch weapons. Its so clunky with only one button to attack. The driving mechanics are so much better than im IV, I have no idea what they were smoking when they changed them, I gave up playign a friends copy after 4 minutes.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg259/xhk651/iLmR6Xhu0EK1E.gif

RARusk
01-30-2013, 12:33 PM
Looks like somebody found Skaar's secret stash.....

Daltone
02-01-2013, 12:54 AM
Are we sure this guy isn't Fighter17, the Sizz or some kind of illegitimate love child of the two?

If it is then there's no hope for any of us.. unless we could coax Wilfred Brimley out of retirement to deal with him.