Crazy Taxi: Gazillionaire

[Nz17]

Is there too much action, excitement, and driving in your Crazy Taxi games? Then good news! There's a new Crazy Taxi game which completely removes all of the traditional Crazy Taxi gameplay. Instead, you have "idle clicker" gameplay as the genre, much like the infamous Cookie Clicker. That's right, your goal in this game is not to drive taxis and fight a time limit while delivering fares to their destinations. Instead, you are a manager trying to get as rich as possible while optionally clicking on things if you wish to grow your Crazy Taxi Company Empire slightly faster. So what are your thoughts?

[Edmond Dantes]

It sounds stupid.

[Nebagram]

I'm just wondering what other great franchises from the turn of the millennium can be rui- erm, updated for mobile play. Conker's Bad Fur Run? Perfect Dark meets Fruit Ninja? And of course, the ultimate: Shenmue Card Clash. Who would ever want Shenmue 1 & 2HD when you can have that instead?

I des-fucking-pair.

[celerystalker]

I guess mobile phone addict simulator was already trademarked.

[otaku]

I played it while cooking at work for a few days. Bleh. They just did it with the new final fantasy to making a clicky phone game haha