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Gametrek
12-02-2023, 06:48 PM
I know somebodies product not my business, but I am a type of consumer. However I often
find myself making the choice to step-back

I have a problem with censorship. From sitcoms that airs a pilot and then
changes wardrobes entirely to suite specific viewers, to media completely
commiting or pretending that never happen. To usage of profanity
to make something boring interesting.

We as consumers could SJW this and make threads, send letters, and
contact these people ( because that is what SJW do and why our media is being
censored ) in order to preserve the media we enjoy. Not just "Okay when it gets
released again you could be the first to purchase" mentality.

Dragon Crown etc edition - Censorship to art
Crash Bandicoot - They port perfectly on Tablets but the remake is a big no.
Crash Bandicoot 4 - not a remake but some of the lines should not be presented. They turned bleh into a girl and bleh dressed like Storm in X-men whatever.
FF7 - Aeris looks like somebody you loved twenty or more years ago and now got ugh face.
In fact in Japan they talked about making it law to allow people to marry illustrations. Not new Aeris.
The lack there off scenes in the R&R club. Barrets hairstyle again ( whatever ).
RE3 - New Jill ugh
Bioshock II port/ideal version etc - The candles is lesser quality among other tid-bits
Zelda OOT - Green blood, Mirror shield missing, chanting gone.
Zelda : Wild Part II - The gardener does less then what she did in the previous game.
They made the game take-place before anything else and used time-travel to justify everything.
RE4 EU port - Censored on release.
RE4 remake - Censored words, censored outfits, bad voice acting
Metroid Prime - ice cannon is not proper in Wii version, later versions have ugh targeting display/hud
Mario RPG - animations missing, the typelogo, word box is not there, etc.
Dead Cells - somehow put Castlevania inside of it. Like that Omusha game with cross-overs.

Pokemon Electric Pikachu - Censored 3-4 times. From outfits, to body-augmentations. The horror continue. Can not find a decent anything of this anymore. Just censored censored censored.

.........

It is like what the Captain from Giligans Island: THe movie said
"The skirts was below the knees before we left, then they went up above the tighs,
and went back down when we came back home"

I am not being nostalgic, I am just pointing out how they keep censoring.
People keep consuming. It is like how "Punisher" arcade was missing
sprites, ( like the kidnapping victims in the kingpin lair ).

It is not even a 80's ending world. It is like some informercial that you was
tricked into purchasing. Now you made that purchase you must be happy
no matter what dispite you finding out "stuff was removed". It is not
"It is what it is".

Take "sexy-Jesus". Now they show him with a clean-cut-beard,
trimmed hair, or "Superman" and "Batman" no-more tights but shorts. Why?

This kind of method of thinking is making it's way into videogames.
Same reason why we have no "Megas XLR" and ben-ten got glory that led
nowhere and present no logic whatsoever.

Koa Zo
12-05-2023, 10:08 AM
not for censorship, but Metal Wolf Chaos is the first thing that came to mind.
The graphics took took a dive in the newer version.

Gameguy
12-10-2023, 02:52 AM
Does Conker's Bad Fur Day count? It was remade as Conker Live and Reloaded for the Xbox and was somewhat censored from the original N64 version.

kupomogli
12-11-2023, 12:24 PM
Oh noes, censored boobs. My game is ruined!

There's way more of an issued with modern games than to be bitching about censorship. If a flash of boob and ass missing is enough to turn you off to a game then you've got problems.

The biggest issue with modern gaming is that everything has to be open world, everything indie has to be procedural. In both cases the amount of your time being wasted playing a game is monumental. I just cleared this area and got one minor HP upgrade, let me walk around 5-20 minutes to the next area. In procedural generation games, the biomes are barely different across the entire level that I get more enjoyment from just a straight repeated level. When you die, oh, great, now I have to start over and do all this shit over again because I have one single life. Remember that in Ninja Gaiden 2? When dying in the Tower of Latria sent you all the way to the very beginning? I sure as hell don't.

Modern games now days have too much padding that even the procedural games that are good have way too much padding which just ultimately ruins the game. I got to the fourth boss, so clearly I need practice at this area, not to restart so it can take me an hour to get back here and allow myself a little bit of practice. Even RPGs like the Trails games and other Japanese games are just adding too much text where it's all becoming constant bloat, just to pad game time.

This is the real issue with modern gaming. Not censorship. I could give a rats ass if there's some chainmail covering up the Amazon in Diablo 2, who gives a shit. That game is digital only so I won't ever purchase it.

Gametrek
12-11-2023, 03:14 PM
So I am going to just write this here.

Super Mario RPG.

1. They removed the scene where Mario was shot with a fire-cracker. Replaced with Tennis balls.

2 . The font/typography

3.

SparTonberry
12-20-2023, 02:30 AM
I can skim some of that only-semi-coherant rambling but maybe it sounds like the problem is you gotta find stuff to whine about everything, I don't know? Maybe your opinion on life is the thing that's being demade, and you should really do something that. Think more positively about stuff.
"Xenogears on Wii" Xenogears was not on Wii nor PS2, maybe at least get the game names right while it seems like you're looking for shit to complain about.