thekeepr
10-03-2003, 11:18 PM
Was shopping at a local mall, roamed into a Hot Topic shop...one of those teen stores that has had some videogame T-shirts, they even have my size...XXL, for the large, portly gamers. Found a Metroid and SMB extra life mushroom T-shirt and a "Things You Learn From Video Games"...that had some funny sayings....like.....
There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force
If it moves, DESTROY IT!
Piloting any vehicle is simple and reqiures no training
One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of "badguys"
Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground
You can break things and get away with it
You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it
If someone dies, they disappear
If you get mad enough, you can fight even better
You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters
You can operate all weapons without training
No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again
Death is reversible (only for you!)
Ninja's are common and frequently fight in public
Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow
You never run out of ammuntion, just grenades
All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies
Shoot everything, If it blows up or dies, it was bad
Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes, a new vehicle will appear in its place
A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem.
The Keeper :D LOL
There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force
If it moves, DESTROY IT!
Piloting any vehicle is simple and reqiures no training
One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of "badguys"
Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground
You can break things and get away with it
You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it
If someone dies, they disappear
If you get mad enough, you can fight even better
You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters
You can operate all weapons without training
No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again
Death is reversible (only for you!)
Ninja's are common and frequently fight in public
Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow
You never run out of ammuntion, just grenades
All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies
Shoot everything, If it blows up or dies, it was bad
Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes, a new vehicle will appear in its place
A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem.
The Keeper :D LOL