The Worst Game Ever

[pango]

When I think of the worst game ever, many thoughts come to mind, Kingdom Hearts, Cony Street Fighter, Bible Buffet, Wally Bear and the NO! Gang...But that was all until I came upon the curse of Dangerous Vaults. Dangerous Vaults is a poor 3D animated Tomb Raider porno parody. I would write about how evil it is, but I think it would be much easier to give the link to the freeware download. http://nearfatal.net

[Raccoon Lad]

it can't possibly be worse than Fox's Peter Pan & the Pirates, or Rocky & bullwinkle for the NES.

[pango]

oh...it is

[SoulBlazer]

Before someone comes along and lists the usuall suspects, I'll go out on a limb and say that I happen to think that ET and Total Recall are playable in SHORT playing sessions. LOL

My top pick? Daikatana :angry:

[calthaer]

I actually picked up Daikatana merely because of its infamy. It's still in its plastic wrapper. It was a reprint (imagine that!) that was like $5.00 so I thought as a piece of gaming history it was worth it. Man, Romero took the fall on that one!

[hydr0x]

HELLO??? Kingdom Hearts and Daikatana aren't bad games in any way, Kingdom Hearts is instead really good and even Daikatana is more than mediocre, it was just overhyped

[Britboy]

Yup, Kingdom Hearts is great. For me to poop on.

Here's my summary of KH's gameplay.

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[Neil Koch]

Slam City for Sega CD. It's one of the only games I really remember literally only playing for 5 miutes and feeling ripped off that I paid $5 for it.

Shaq Fu is pretty horrible also.

[Jorpho]

Gee, I thought everybody liked Kingdom Hearts.

I stand by Takahashi Meijin no Bug Honey for the Famicom, although I have yet to subject myself to Master Hu and the Drunkard Chu.

But really, isn't the worst game something that is so insidiously bad that you don't realize how awful it is until after you've spent hour after hour playing it, rather than something that is immediately recognizable as awful?

[E Nice]

Criticom or Rise 2:Resurrection

[Neil Koch]

I personally can't stand either Disney or Square RPG's so you couldn't get me to even look at KH, much less play it.

As for Master Chu, you're better off not playing it. I want those 15 minutes of my life back that I spent "playing" that crud.

http://www.hkfilm.net/vidgame/masterchu.htm

[digitalpress]

C'mon folks, use the search engine!

And add on to this terrific compilation of thoughts regarding the worst games ever made:

http://www.digitpress.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11335&highlight=games

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