Games with phalli

[Sotenga]

Choaniki
Beat 'Em And Eat 'Em
Knight on the Town
Burning Desire
Power Instinct 2

DAMN! I am damaged for life! :O :eek 2: x_x O_O :puke:

[Darth Sensei]

Perhaps you should do some personal reflection as to why you search all these games out. :hmm: :hmm: :hmm:

BTW, there are several more games for the 2600 by Mystique that might excite you as well.

[Sotenga]

@#$%! I forgot Custer's Revenge! That game is just plain wrong. And the Power Instinct 2 penis discovery was an accident. If you knock this one fighter into the air... oh, dear God. :O

And believe me, I'm not that way. I get erections a lot, but they go down when thinking of other men's schlongs. JagDiesel nearly made mine go so far down, it almost poked out from my butt. :puke:

... oh, and if I give anyone disturbing mental images... it's a hobby of mine. :devilish:

[E Nice]

D2

[ubersaurus]

The original PDP-1 Spacewar. Look at the player two ship. Fire off some bullets, and tell me it isn't phallic.

[NE146]

Not to mention the various "porno" hacks for consoles like good old NES Penisian here..

http://www.users.qwest.net/~userid946/Penisian.jpg

[E Nice]

In one or maybe two Parodius games wasn't there a paper airplane that used a condom as a shield? Would that count?

[Sotenga]

In one or maybe two Parodius games wasn't there a paper airplane that used a condom as a shield? Would that count?

Yep, used by none other than Koitsu, the stick guy on the paper plane! Hail Koitsu! :hail:

Whoever played Power Instinct 2? It's an excellent fighting game, but when you fight Kintaro, the little kid... well, don't say I didn't give you fair warning. In fact, I'll give you a further warning: It looks like he hasn't been circumcised. :puke:

[Dire 51]

Since we're talking about phalli in games. I might as well bring this one Dig Dug hack up: Babymaker!

I submitted this ROM hack that I discovered to I-Mockery.com, and they reviewed it in their hacked ROM section. Read the review (along with a review for yet ANOTHER Dig Dug ROM hack, Dick Dug) here: http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/digdugs/default.asp

Of course, I-Mockery being I-Mockery, they made animated gifs out of the characters in the game. What was done to Dig Dug? Look:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-6/221424/babymaker4.gif

And I quote, "Eat your heart out, Ron Jeremy." LOL

[Sotenga]

LOL :puke: LOL :puke: LOL :puke: LOL

As a matter of fact, that site reviews many rom hacks with wangs in them. I don't think that they're safe for work. Just a fair warning. :roll:

Don't get me started on Nude Punch-Out. :shameful:

[punkoffgirl]

Does the part in Conker's Bad Fur Day count? Where he gets drunk and has to piss to put out fire?