View Full Version : Who won the friggen Review Contest?
Theres not a lot of sunday left, Joe and Judges! >/!!
I'm curious to see who won! Come on, don't keep me in suspence much longer!
God! Its now Monday here, and I still don't have results. This suckx the fux.
ShinobiMan
07-22-2002, 12:15 AM
I don't know Kes... I've been waiting for the results too. Guess we'll just have to wait till day time. Oh well.
Achika
07-22-2002, 01:11 AM
Come on guys! It's the weekend, let the judges have it! It's so nice out, why be cooped up reading reviews all weekend? At least ask for the results on business days.
digitalpress
07-22-2002, 06:24 AM
Sorry!
I think two of the judges were busy over the weekend, I didn't hear back from them on the late submissions.
Kess and Shinobiman, I can at least tell you that you were NOT among the finalists. There were four entries that were very close in score but not yours. Thanks for playing along though!
I hope to get the results tonight. Don't worry, this isn't one of those Atari SwordQuest contests. Three REAL winners, three REAL prizes :)
Sniderman
07-22-2002, 06:34 AM
And Kess, once again, endears himself to boards and its members. *Sigh*
ShinobiMan
07-22-2002, 08:27 AM
Hey, thanks DP! I like this contest thing so I'll stick to it for the next one. So it will be added to the DP reviews section? That's fine with me... glad I could contribue. Any idea what the next contest will be about?
Raedon
07-22-2002, 09:01 AM
I'm going to win this one!
Wait.. I didn't enter anything.. hmm :roll:
*Sigh*
7 Entries and nuttin. *Douuuba Sigh*
I guess thats the way my luck has been for the past week. Everything has gone wrong. My Seamen died, the Movers cracked most of my stuff/dropped fragile things. Mom's car stalled and left us sitting on the side of the road.
Will it get better?
Anyway, the contest was fun. I enjoyed writing entries, although I guess I wasn't funny enough to please the *stiff* judges [jk]
Congrats to those who won!
Raedon
07-22-2002, 09:22 AM
you want some Koo-aid for your pity party? :)
You want mah fist up your nose?
:grab: :box!:
kainemaxwell
07-22-2002, 09:30 AM
hey the important thing is that most of us entered and had fun with it. I wanted to do a couple more reviews myself but didn't quite have time.
Cafeman
07-22-2002, 11:06 AM
I put in two entries, and I'm waiting to see how I fared.
Funny is funny. It's so subjective to the individual. I don't consider myself funny but, for the chance at valuable prizes, I just had to send a submission or two. And whether I win anything or not, I know that *I* laughed at one my reviews. :)
MankeyMan
07-22-2002, 11:10 AM
Did anyone write a review about a good game? I know my two were about crappy ones.
ShinobiMan
07-22-2002, 11:17 AM
Yeah, I wrote a review on Rastan for the SMS. I suppose I wasn't funny enough in it because it was a review I had also written for my site... but I try to add a little humor to everything I write. Just like right now... I'm saying something funny. Heh. Funny huh? I'll just shut up now.
Cafeman
07-22-2002, 12:04 PM
Something tells me that 'a little humor' wasn't good enough for this contest, that instead, outright lunacy is what DP wanted. mmmmf.
MankeyMan
07-22-2002, 12:13 PM
My ones had little lines like 'would only be more enjoyable if it squirted acid in your face.' Hopefully that'll pull me through. That nomad would go very nicely with my new house.
digitalpress
07-22-2002, 05:49 PM
Trust me, the four that are in the running are FUNNY. Not just a little funny, they went for the funny bone and scored.
Tyler, your review was really good, as were many of the ones we received, but just didn't make us laugh. I think when you see the winning entries you'll understand. There's very little description of the game within those!
OK! I've got all the results, let me compile. Will have the winners announced by midnight!
kainemaxwell
07-22-2002, 06:29 PM
Ugh, why'd I try...well, I'm glad I entered at least...
scooterb23
07-22-2002, 07:25 PM
I was really upset that I couldn't get myself together enough to finish my review in time for the contest. I worked very hard on a review, and I kept tweaking it, and tweaking it, but it never got funny enough for even my own tastes...so I ran out of time :( Good luck to eveyone, and I'm looking forward to reading these (I'm assuming most, if not all of the reviews will be posted at some point).
Captain Wrong
07-22-2002, 08:02 PM
Just curious, how many entries did you get? And of those, how many were of ET? :)
Atariguy
07-22-2002, 08:50 PM
Was the winning stuff more like this?: http://web.archive.org/web/20011006061352/somerandomguy.com/daikatana.shtml
Queen Of The Felines
07-22-2002, 09:22 PM
@Cap: At least one. ;)
Kristine
digitalpress
07-22-2002, 09:23 PM
Two people did E.T., Kris and Kaine.
kainemaxwell
07-22-2002, 10:22 PM
What crappier game to do a fiunny review of! :P
Jorpho
07-22-2002, 10:37 PM
@Atariguy: That's funny stuff, I daresay!
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