Game characters you dream of killing

[Sotenga]

Yep, time for a highly unorthodox topic! Do you fantazise about eliminating a VG character that particularly gets on your nerves? I have one, and I know I'm not the only one. I want to gun down that FREAKING SNICKERING DOG FROM DUCK HUNT!!! You know, in the arcade vs. version of the game, there's a bonus stage that allows you to shoot the dog! If you shoot him, the bonus stage ends as a penalty, but I think it's worth it to shoot that stupid dog. I-Mockery.com also makes it possible to kill the dog from Duck Hunt thanks to this funny flash game they created. Admit it, that friggin' mutt gets on your nerves when you miss a duck, and he comes out laughing. It's not much of a laugh, but it was the early NES era, so I'll excuse that. I actually sort of like that sound, but when you hear it one time too many, the fun's over.

http://www.nesplayer.com/duckhunt/dog/snoopdoggydogg.gif

Watch your back, bitch. :angry:

Any game characters you want dead?

[jaydubnb]

The hunchbacks in Castlevania have been a pain in the ass since day one!

[Dr. Morbis]

Good guys in Clash at Demonhead yell "No" in a speech bubble every time you shoot them. Rather than convincing me to stop, it makes me want to kill them even more by pummelling them with bullets. They refuse to die, and their response is always the same: No no no no no no no no nooooo!!!!

[GamecubeFreek]

Aeris from FF7 wait, she already died. But she came back in Kingdom Hearts...Hmmm. Someone at Square is messing with me. I dont know why everyone loves her so much, she was annoying. I named her Meowth...I also named Barret Pikachu, and Cloud was Venusaur. I think Sid was Charizard. Tifa was Mewtwo. I was pretty screwed up, huh?

If i had to choose someone else, it would be the any of those annoying funny sounding kids from Shenmue.

[calthaer]

Liberty Lad from Freedom Force.

Him or any of the shallow characters from most cutesy Japanese RPGs like Lunar Legend or something.

[WiseSalesman]

Aeris from FF7 wait, she already died. But she came back in Kingdom Hearts...Hmmm. Someone at Square is messing with me. I dont know why everyone loves her so much, she was annoying. I named her Meowth...I also named Barret Pikachu, and Cloud was Venusaur. I think Sid was Charizard. Tifa was Mewtwo. I was pretty screwed up, huh?

If i had to choose someone else, it would be the any of those annoying funny sounding kids from Shenmue.

The great thing about being able to name your characters is that, when my roomate my first year of college went through FFIX he didn't give a damn about the characters and was naming them randomly, so I managed to convince him to name Amarant "Homo". It was amazing.

Everytime he'd introduce himself "I am known as the FLAMING HOMO!".

[Sanriostar]

Still to this day:

Slick and Sam. Die you little green bastards, die.

[Zubiac666]

Crows in Resident Evil
actualy: general all stupid little creatures(crows,rats,worms...) attacking u in groups and are hard to hit
DIE all u muffaflockers
:angry: :bad-words:

[Darth Sensei]

Sotenga,

"Just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.

And totally redeem yourself!"

Nice topic kid.

I've wanted to kill that dog for years.

D

[Sotenga]

Sotenga,

"Just when I think you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this.

And totally redeem yourself!"

Nice topic kid.

I've wanted to kill that dog for years.

D

Ah, thanks, Dave. I know I was once a jackass, but now I think I'm a respected member of the DP family. :D

Jay: All of us Castlevania fans want to kill those freaking Hunchbacks, or Flea Men. I think Dire 51 can vouch, wherever he is. ;)

What about those freaky kids with real short shorts from River City Ransom?

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/wilford/creepy-kid.gif

That boy ain't right. :eek 2:

[Neil Koch]

Medusa Heads from Castlevania.

[TheRedEye]

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/wilford/creepy-kid.gif

That boy ain't right. :eek 2:

Someone tell that boy where the Gamera movie is.

Anyway. I always wanted to kill Tails. I kept tricking him into walking off of ledges and dying in the lava, but he'd resurrect and fly right back into action. The little fucker refuses to die.

[kainemaxwell]

Don't forget the annoyance that is Baby Mario when he falls off Yoshi's back and emits his head-splitting cries for attention.

[Blackjax]

Raiden from MGS2. Hideo K. could have made that game soooooo much better if you get control of Snake back in the end, steal the sword, AND CUT RAIDEN INTO SMALL RAIDEN CUTLETS.

Worse. Plot. Twist. EVER.

[Charlesaway]

After watching some weird, freaky Bloodhound Gang video the other day, I have the sudden and intense urge to kill pacman...

[MarioAllStar2600]

I wish there was a mode to be a citizen in GTA 3 or Vice City. Give that no good guy what he deserves.

[Mark III]

Those Damn Gargoyles from Ghouls'N Ghosts, god I Hate those things.

Also Nall from the Playstation version of Lunar, that voice just drives me up the wall.

[TheRedEye]

After watching some weird, freaky Bloodhound Gang video the other day, I have the sudden and intense urge to kill pacman...

ME, YOU BITCHES!

[grayrobertos]

i allways want and luv to kill natalia from goldeneye, but most of the reason for wanting her ded comes from me killing her by accident or her getting killed by and exploding monitor or something.

I just supose I wish she never existed.

[sisko]

Yep, time for a highly unorthodox topic! Do you fantazise about eliminating a VG character that particularly gets on your nerves? I have one, and I know I'm not the only one. I want to gun down that FREAKING SNICKERING DOG FROM DUCK HUNT!!! You know, in the arcade vs. version of the game, there's a bonus stage that allows you to shoot the dog! If you shoot him, the bonus stage ends as a penalty, but I think it's worth it to shoot that stupid dog. I-Mockery.com also makes it possible to kill the dog from Duck Hunt thanks to this funny flash game they created. Admit it, that friggin' mutt gets on your nerves when you miss a duck, and he comes out laughing. It's not much of a laugh, but it was the early NES era, so I'll excuse that. I actually sort of like that sound, but when you hear it one time too many, the fun's over.

http://www.nesplayer.com/duckhunt/dog/snoopdoggydogg.gif

Watch your back, bitch. :angry:

Any game characters you want dead?

I couldn't agree more. I hate that damn dog.

I also hate the characters in FPS that you are supposed to save/protect. They just get in your way and walk in the line of fire!

[1bigmig]

Elvis the alien from Perfect Dark. It was so satisfying to pump him full of lead, clip after clip, whenever he caused me to fail my mission....or even when he didnt :eek 2:

[ManekiNeko]

I am ABSOLUTELY certain that it was possible to shoot the dog in Duck Hunt, but you could only do it in the arcade version. It was in the bonus round... you had to blast ducks while your faithful mutt jumped around the screen collecting their carcasses. If you hit the dog, the round ends... and the dog hobbles toward the center of the screen with his leg in a cast, shaking his fist at you.
Anyway, I'd like to see Glover, the new Frogger character, and Lara Croft from Tomb Raider all shiskabobbed on the same rusty metal pole. I especially hate the new Frogger. Konami should be ashamed of themselves for turning him into an inbred Southern stereotype.

JR

[Dave Reinquest]

That dog has been the source of so much anger in my life...But seriously I have always wanted to flat-out kill Sheng Long. Damn rumors. They should have made him playable in the Street Figther: The Movie game just so you could perform a fatality on him. I swear to this day people still try giving me codes to play as him in various SF titles.

[Sotenga]

I am ABSOLUTELY certain that it was possible to shoot the dog in Duck Hunt, but you could only do it in the arcade version. It was in the bonus round... you had to blast ducks while your faithful mutt jumped around the screen collecting their carcasses. If you hit the dog, the round ends... and the dog hobbles toward the center of the screen with his leg in a cast, shaking his fist at you.

Exactly. You can shoot him in the bonus round. Sure, the round ends if you hit him... but it's worth it.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

I agree with Sisko for any and all FPS games. The best example I can think of is Lethal Enforcers. If you really want some help, STAY OUT OF THE F**KIN' LINE OF FIRE!!! So what if I get a deduction for shooting them? They deserve it. Assbutts... :bad-words: :2gunfire:

[calthaer]

I would say that the FPS rule is especially applicable to everyone's favorite SUPERFLY JOHNSON. If you know which one that's from then you deserve a cookie and maybe a special salute from JEFFK!

[Neil Koch]

I would say that the FPS rule is especially applicable to everyone's favorite SUPERFLY JOHNSON. If you know which one that's from then you deserve a cookie and maybe a special salute from JEFFK!

Wasn't he in Timesplitters?

[Bratwurst]

SUPERFLY JOHNSON!

Daikatana, eh?

I just read you can shoot the Duck Hunt dog in Barker Bill's Trick Shooting, so I'm going to check that out in a bit.

[BrAInDeD]

Id like the kill the kids from MCKIDS so much and ronald too and those God damn annoying bad guys where all u can do is throw boxes at them i would also like to slay all the kids from friday the 13th thank you Jason Voorhees your my idol :D

[BrAInDeD]

Id like the kill the kids from MCKIDS so much and ronald too and those God damn annoying bad guys where all u can do is throw boxes at them i would also like to slay all the kids from friday the 13th thank you Jason Voorhees your my idol :D