Anyone need a *used* COFFIN???

[MrRetroGamer]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1771795742

Delivery by hearse only??? :shock:

[CrazyImpmon]

I like the title: to die for! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[punkoffgirl]

Umm... birthday parties? Wow.. now that is some MORBID humor.
Looks like this guy is storing it in his garage.. "Yes, just pull in and park next to the coffin"

[vintagegamecrazy]

I'm gonna laugh my butt off if he gets a bid on that. In my opinion thats a pretty absurd auction, who's really gonna spend enough time to actually pick it? But who knows maybe some poor person will buy it cheap to use it for the real thing. I should print out the page and show it to everyone at work for a good laugh

Vintagegamecrazy

[briskbc]

He's also selling an infant coffin. :shock: What the hell was this guy preparing for. Shudder.

[tynstar]

That is just wrong. Funny, but wrong.

[Atar1G1rl]

The adult coffin doesn't bother me. The infant coffin, however, is creeping me out. "Made at turn of the century." And it appears to have dirt and/or mold in the lining on the lid? Ok, where the hell is the kid's body that used to be in this thing?

*shudders*

[Sothy]

"Outside is in fair to good condition, has some scratches."

Are the scratches inside? Maybe someone was trying to claw their way out.

Great for pranks though Dig up somebodys front yard in the middle of night and half submerge it in dirt with the cover ripped open and pour ketchup all over the place with deep set limping footprints leading out into the street, maybe a big bloody handprint on their front door mwahahaha

[Li Wang]

This guy dosen't have shit on Stan's Used Coffins, anyway...

[CPUWIZ]

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy gets a visit from someone "official" in the near future.

[Blake Stone]

I wouldn't be surprised if this guy gets a visit from someone "official" in the near future.

Ya............ That about the equilivent of illegal as selling body parts. I hope this guy get's his ass handed to him on a silver platter. That's fucking BULLSHIT!

You even have to buy a coffin when you get creamated{(sp), ya, I'm a little drunk right now, lol}

But, like I said, it's VERY illegal. It's ranked up there with grave robbing due to the fact that it's really the only way to aquire one. Think about it people...............

[Li Wang]

@Blake:

Really? There isn't any way to get coffins unless someone dies? Companies don't even make novelty ones or something? I know Gene Simmons was running around pimping those KISS ones a couple years ago that double as a cooler.....

[Blake Stone]

Well, there's 2 problems here.

1) Coffins range anywhere between about $7,000 - $30,000 depending on what you want, ya know? The point remains that I don't think ANYONE sales a coffin for less than $5,000, at least none that I've seen.

2)A novelty coffin IS NOT a real coffin, it's a NOVELTY coffin, ya dig? There are thing's that are part of an actuall coffin that are left out of the makings of a novelty coffin. Besides, in my opinion, isn't a "novelty" coffin just about the same as a cheap box that you made yourself? There is NO craftsmanship and no realism.

But, yes, the only way to get a coffin basicly is to wait till someone dies, and getting a USED coffin? HA! That's just insane.

If it IS used, this guy should have legal action taken aginst him for distribution of biohazardous waste and chem's. What? You don't think part's of cells are still floating around in a "used" coffin? There WAS a dead person in there at one time after all, lol.

If it IS NOT used, someone need's to report him to Ebay for false advertising.